FabSwingers.com forum: What did you say!!!!!!

By *ugar1andspice2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

What's the worst thing you've said to a man/woman whilst having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wrong name according to my ex gf..... Yup I did that,,,, I called her by my previous ex gf name....FAIL

Strange thing is she didn't say anything until after!!!!!

I still don't remember saying it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else's name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet???

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

What's for tea xxx

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"The wrong name according to my ex gf..... Yup I did that,,,, I called her by my previous ex gf name....FAIL

Strange thing is she didn't say anything until after!!!!!

I still don't remember saying it!

Bad bad boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in yet???"

I don't know....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ex girlfriends sisters name as I was thinking of her whilst fucking my ex gf

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

We left the TV on while being spontaneous and a quiz show came on.

I may have answered one of the questions that was asked

Everything came to a halt as we were laughing soo hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We left the TV on while being spontaneous and a quiz show came on.

I may have answered one of the questions that was asked

Everything came to a halt as we were laughing soo hard

Brilliant

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

Have we got any frozen chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst shagging I asked Mrs P what time dinner was. She said 6. I replied that's good if I get this over with quick do you mind if I pop out for a couple of pints beforehand.

It didn't go down too well.

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Is it ok if I fart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He once asked if I was asleep while he was fucking me doggie over the sofa after a boozy night in town.

I went nuts

(but the truth is I was asleep)

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By *ugar1andspice2 OP Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"We left the TV on while being spontaneous and a quiz show came on.

I may have answered one of the questions that was asked

Everything came to a halt as we were laughing soo hard

Hahahahaha that's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst shagging I asked Mrs P what time dinner was. She said 6. I replied that's good if I get this over with quick do you mind if I pop out for a couple of pints beforehand.

It didn't go down too well. "

Wahahahaha. Pure gold.

You win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count to ten......finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex of mine was straddling me and going like the clappers!

There was a match on in the background, not a team I supported, but there was a foul in the box and I glanced and shouted penalty!!!...I never got to cum

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Is it in yet???"

Me to!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in yet???

Me to!!!!!

I couldn't imagine that? What did the bloke do? I would have been like...

..oh...emm....no,,,pfft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While mounting a BBW once, I muttered something about hoping I didn't get vertigo.

Killed her mood and she wanted to kill me

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

Sang the lyrics to the song playing on the TV. It was Rihanna feat Drake 'What's My Name?'. Still cringe when I hear that song. Lol. Miss C. Xx

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

she called out ex bf,s name while we was having sex one night

the air went still as hell as i asked her what she called me the reply was my own name which was a damn lie

did she get to finish off nope and she had some real slimming to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she called out ex bf,s name while we was having sex one night

the air went still as hell as i asked her what she called me the reply was my own name which was a damn lie

did she get to finish off nope and she had some real slimming to do

Haha,,,,,,,that's brilliant

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By *tloversCouple
over a year ago

Warrington

"An ex of mine was straddling me and going like the clappers!

There was a match on in the background, not a team I supported, but there was a foul in the box and I glanced and shouted penalty!!!...I never got to cum

V funny!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was once asked by a girl I was seeing "if I like that" during a blowjob, she was a lot younger than me, and a mix of ego and wanting to guide this hot 22yo in the ways of the naughty I said " yeah it's good, but you will get better" she didn't takebit as it was intended, and trying to reassure someone that they are sexy and good in bed while your dick flops about looking unimpressive is not how you want to spend the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to call me his ex wife's name. So I started calling him my exes name and said 'how does that feel? Not nice eh?' Soon stopped him though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidentally said "I love you" to a one night stand, awkward.

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By *ouiseryanCouple
over a year ago

stockton

"Is that it" haha

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

told her that her sister was a better shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am terrible for cracking jokes and saying funny things during sex.

I don't mean to, I'm just impulsively funny.

Husband gets really annoyed as it always puts him off. He says he hopes I do it on my meets as well! Eeeeevil.

It's not like I do it on purpose!

My worst was a guy who was as hilarious as me

and both of us were rolling around in bed, half fucking, half laughing and we both fell off the bed, which of course made it funnier!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Once told a guy to "shut the fuck up" was making cheesy porn noises really badly was really distracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once told a guy to "shut the fuck up" was making cheesy porn noises really badly was really distracted "

Yep , been there done that,

She sounded like a dying pig

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once told a chap that I was glad he had a condom on, as I wasn't on the pill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agggggggghhh I think im in labor n I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was starting to get frisky with my now ex partner when I sat bolt upright and said shit I forgot to buy cocktail sausages (was doing a little party for my son next day)

Needless to say I got no nooky that night

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I fell asleep, after a boozy night, waking up whilst being fucked still - freaked out as I thought it was Monday morning, so told him to get it over with quickly as we were late. It was still the middle of the night,wrong day.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Haven't you finished yet!... It was in my head, and just slipped out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wrong name according to my ex gf..... Yup I did that,,,, I called her by my previous ex gf name....FAIL

Strange thing is she didn't say anything until after!!!!!

I still don't remember saying it!

been There done That ex in a pub ex-wife name to then 2nd wife got alager facial for that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Accidentally said "I love you" to a one night stand, awkward. "
had that said to me! instant floppy

and more than once said wrong name! i learnt though grab em hard and go like fuck before they can throw you off!!

some funny ones "is it in" "shut the fuck up!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't you finished yet!... It was in my head, and just slipped out

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"While mounting a BBW once, I muttered something about hoping I didn't get vertigo.

Killed her mood and she wanted to kill me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex liked dirty talk in bed which I'll happily admit I'm not the greatest at..........

"Squeeel my little fuckpig!

She saw the funny side after her initial shock and agreed I should stick to growling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ex liked dirty talk in bed which I'll happily admit I'm not the greatest at..........

"Squeeel my little fuckpig!

She saw the funny side after her initial shock and agreed I should stick to growling

I like that one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was starting to get frisky with my now ex partner when I sat bolt upright and said shit I forgot to buy cocktail sausages (was doing a little party for my son next day)

Needless to say I got no nooky that night

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