FabSwingers.com forum: Fave movie quotes!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine is

'fuck em, fuck em all! What they ever done for us! Scarface!

Any others!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why am I Mr Pink?

I don't wanna be Mr Pink!"

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Do you know what nemesis means?

I righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

Personified in this case by an 'orrible cnut.........

ME!!

BrickTop - Snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off your horse and drink your milk

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Mae West

It's not the life in my men, it's the men in my life

Come up and see me sometime

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Although this is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shut up & sit down you fat bald fuck!!"

Snatch.

"Bend the truth or I think you bend the truth I kill ya, blah blah blah, now Mr bubble & squeak, you may enlighten me, or else a kill ya!!"

Lock stock.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Mae West

It's not the life in my men, it's the men in my life

Come up and see me sometime "

When I'm good I'm very good,

When I'm bad I'm better

You only live once, if you do it right once is enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Inigo Montana, you killed my father.

Prepare to die........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is sue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched C-beams glitter in the dark off the Turnhauser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time.

Like....tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Roy Batty's soliloquy at the end of Bladerunner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they mostly come at night, mostly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at those assholes, ordinary fucking people. I hate 'em. - Repo Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The organizing principle of any society, is for war. The authority of the state over its people resides in its war powers

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

If you're gonna spew, spew into this.........

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If you think the waitress's hate you now wait until you give them crabs then you will know what true hatred is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't call me Shirley ,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever been in a Turkish prison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of you fucking pigs move, and I'll execute every mother fucking last one of ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

We're going to need a bigger boat

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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

I have a bad feeling about this. All the star wars films

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"He swings both ways. He likes men and boys"

Saturday Night Fever

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

holy horse shit...Texas! Only two things come from Texas! Stears and quears and I don't see no horns on you....

Gunnery Sgt

Full metal jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hello to my little friend orrrr give him an offer he can't refuse !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel the need the need for speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come, join us. We've all got the plague now."

Nosferatu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any line from the "foot massage" scene in pulp fiction.

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same."

Pulp Fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's knivked the jam out of your doughnut?

You tommy, you knicked the jam out of my doughnut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is

'fuck em, fuck em all! What they ever done for us! Scarface!

Any others!?

The irony is you're quoting from the remake a dumbed down version of the original.

The original has a much better line:

Do it first,

Do it yourself,

Keep doing it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step up to Red Alert!

Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres ya tool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut that cunt up or I'm going to come over there and fuck start her head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a good idea?"

"That rather depends on the outcome..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!"

QUALITY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!!!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"I hope I give you the shits"

Dog Soldiers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any line from the "foot massage" scene in pulp fiction."

If i could quote the whole massage i would! the best bit of movie dialogue i have ever heard from a film jam packed with them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!!!"

Quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"holy horse shit...Texas! Only two things come from Texas! Stears and quears and I don't see no horns on you....

Gunnery Sgt

Full metal jacket

I've heard that in an officer and a gentleman as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where has the rum gone ?

And

I'm following the hobbits to isengard.

Both great quotes and amazing you tune songs

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

You're entering a world of pain.

Big Lebowski

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always tell the truth even when I lie"

Scarface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a lot of quotables in zoolander too...

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Probably the finest...........

Jules: "You read the Bible, Brett?"

Brett: "Yes!"

Jules: "Well, there's this passage I've got memorized that sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today … is Christmas! There will be a magic show at 0930! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines, because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

'Broadsword calling Dannyboy, Broadsword calling Dannyboy.'

I do that on the phone, when it's a bad line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full..

And

Who's Zed?

Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead..

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By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY

"GGRRRWWWWWAAARARRGGhghhghghggh! GGGGRRHRHRGGHgghgAAWwaaawwGGh GGHGHgh ggghh!! - Chewbacca in The Empire Strikes back...

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By *ug247Man
over a year ago

Near You

Yippee Ki-yay Motherfucker!

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are not the droids you are looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer be standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frig off! And wash your bastard curtains you dirty cow - East Is East.

This glue is for my submarines and not for putting up your fucking noses, don't think I don't notice cos I do! BUY YOUR OWN FUCKING GLUE. - Twin Town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the lotion in the basket"

Silence of the Lambs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shocking positively shocking (James Bond)

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

This a target Ritch environment

Top gun

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

Jules: Hey kids! How you boys doin'?

[to man laying on the couch]

Jules: Hey, keep chillin'. You know who we are? We're associates of your business partner Marsellus Wallace. You do remember your business partner don't you? Let me take a wild guess here. You're Brett, right?

Brett: Yeah.

Jules: I thought so. You remember your business partner Marsellus Wallace, don't you, Brett?

Brett: Yeah, yeah, I remember him.

Jules: Good. Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?

Brett: Hamburgers.

Jules: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?

Brett: Ch-cheeseburgers.

Jules: No, no no, where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Where?

Brett: Big Kahuna Burger.

Jules: Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?

Brett: They're good.

Jules: Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?

[Picks up burger and takes a bite]

Jules: Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Vincent, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger?

[Vincent shakes his head]

Jules: Wanna bite? They're real tasty.

Vincent: Ain't hungry.

Jules: Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

Brett: No.

Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.

Vincent: A Royale with cheese.

Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?

Brett: Because of the metric system?

Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system. What's in this?

Brett: Sprite.

Jules: Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?

Brett: Go right ahead.

Jules: Ah, hit the spot.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

""I hope I give you the shits"

Dog Soldiers"
"I hope I give you the fucking shits you wimp "

If your gonna quote quote it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More beans Mr Taggat??

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By *eepfoughtMan
over a year ago

Burnley

"More beans Mr Taggat??"

"Ah think you've had enough!"

****

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble-gum!" - They Live

****

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it." - Big Trouble in Little China.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taggart: I got it! I got it!

Hedley Lamarr: You do?

Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.

Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.

Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?

Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.

Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why so serious!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think personality is much more important than intelligence, don't you?

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By *edkent69Man
over a year ago

maidstone

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodfellas....."Ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster!".....great film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me to bed or lose me forever

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By *eepfoughtMan
over a year ago

Burnley

"Take me to bed or lose me forever

Ah, I remember being led to the bedroom by that quote. Happy days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Just like a wop, brings a knife to a gun fight'

The untouchables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life moves pretty fast.. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it!!

#saveferris

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