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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

This is what I'd call an incentive

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Alina Yeremenko, a Russian porn star who goes by the stage name Alina Henessy, has sensationally offered the Dynamo Moscow forward a steamy sex marathon – if his keeps on finding the back of the net.

Dynamo currently lie in fifth, three points off a Europa League berth, with 10 games to play, and Kokorin already has seven league goals to his name.

Yeremenko made the offer during an interview with a Russian sports reporter, in which she marked Kokorin 10 out of 10 for his looks.

‘Football is like porn because it is full of pretty boys,’ said Yeremenko.

‘If before the end of the [Russian] championship Alexander Kokorin scores five goals, I promise to hold a 16-hour sex marathon with him as a thank you.’

The jaw-dropping offer makes for an exciting finale to the regular season – especially with rival defenders Igor Smolnikov and Sergey Ignashevich hell-bent on keeping him out, after the sultry sex siren only scored them ‘three out of ten’.

Alina knows her stuff after recently winning the Adult Video News’ Porn Oscars Award for best sex scene in a foreign movie.