FabSwingers.com forum: Your never ever list

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?

Mine is

Friends of daughters

Daughters of friends

Friends moms

Moms friends

Mates exes

Exes mates

Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down

Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built

Drug users

Serial abusers

And anyone with a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Northerners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep and it's listed on my profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?

Mine is

Friends of daughters

Daughters of friends

Friends moms

Moms friends

Mates exes

Exes mates

Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down

Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built

Drug users

Serial abusers

And anyone with a cock

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?

Mine is

Friends of daughters

Daughters of friends

Friends moms

Moms friends

Mates exes

Exes mates

Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down

Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built

Drug users

Serial abusers

And anyone with a cock

Is that a doctor Seuss rhyme?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Yup.

Currently I won't meet anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep and it's listed on my profile lol"

Lol you have described me right there lmao that's uncanny, I'm a black man with a beard and a bald head, that is the weirdest thing ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never again will I meet a female with no teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People from Woodford Green. They're an odd lot down there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yup.

Currently I won't meet anyone."

Meet me I'm nobody lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never again will I meet a female with no teeth

Now that's a story that gets you a pint fella lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People from Woodford Green. They're an odd lot down there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead People.

Gimp

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Northerners. "

Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead People.

Gimp"

Fuss pot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Northerners.

Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.

xx"

It's the humour. I just don't get it.

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?

Mine is

Friends of daughters

Daughters of friends

Friends moms

Moms friends

Mates exes

Exes mates

Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down

Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built

Drug users

Serial abusers

And anyone with a cock

Drug users?

So you won't meet people who drink coffee or alcohol or take prescription medicines?

Odd one that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Northerners.

Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.

It's the humour. I just don't get it. "

I think you will find they were joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead People.

Gimp

Fuss pot. "

Dont get me wrong im sure there are some really nice Dead people but all the ones ive met before are Smelly and it takes Hours to wash the bits off after.

Gimp

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Northerners.

Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.

It's the humour. I just don't get it. "

Is it cos I mumble through my flat cap ?

Humour has almost ceased to be regional.

Sometimes I can't tell the difference between Jason MaCintyre and Michael Manford.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Northerners.

Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.

It's the humour. I just don't get it.

I think you will find they were joking

I think you will find no one has taken it seriously.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?

Mine is

Friends of daughters

Daughters of friends

Friends moms

Moms friends

Mates exes

Exes mates

Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down

Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built

Drug users

Serial abusers

And anyone with a cock

Drug users?

So you won't meet people who drink coffee or alcohol or take prescription medicines?

Odd one that."

Aaaaaand there it is the I'll take this literally just to be pedantic message, do you feel better now

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Northerners.

Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.

It's the humour. I just don't get it.

Is it cos I mumble through my flat cap ?

Humour has almost ceased to be regional.

Sometimes I can't tell the difference between Jason MaCintyre and Michael Manford. "

It's because your whippet looks at him funny like.

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?

Mine is

Friends of daughters

Daughters of friends

Friends moms

Moms friends

Mates exes

Exes mates

Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down

Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built

Drug users

Serial abusers

And anyone with a cock

Drug users?

So you won't meet people who drink coffee or alcohol or take prescription medicines?

Odd one that.

Aaaaaand there it is the I'll take this literally just to be pedantic message, do you feel better now

No I'm just making a point.

You obviously mean illegal drugs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?

Mine is

Friends of daughters

Daughters of friends

Friends moms

Moms friends

Mates exes

Exes mates

Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down

Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built

Drug users

Serial abusers

And anyone with a cock

Drug users?

So you won't meet people who drink coffee or alcohol or take prescription medicines?

Odd one that.

Aaaaaand there it is the I'll take this literally just to be pedantic message, do you feel better now

No I'm just making a point.

You obviously mean illegal drugs!

Well if it's that obvious, why the post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?

Mine is

Friends of daughters

Daughters of friends

Friends moms

Moms friends

Mates exes

Exes mates

Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down

Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built

Drug users

Serial abusers

And anyone with a cock

Drug users?

So you won't meet people who drink coffee or alcohol or take prescription medicines?

Odd one that."

Niomi Campbell ?

Kate moss?

.. Richard bacon? Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People from Woodford Green. They're an odd lot down there!

Touché!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Men

I never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever meet men!!

EVER!

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?

Mine is

Friends of daughters

Daughters of friends

Friends moms

Moms friends

Mates exes

Exes mates

Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down

Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built

Drug users

Serial abusers

And anyone with a cock

Drug users?

So you won't meet people who drink coffee or alcohol or take prescription medicines?

Odd one that.

Aaaaaand there it is the I'll take this literally just to be pedantic message, do you feel better now

No I'm just making a point.

You obviously mean illegal drugs!

Well if it's that obvious, why the post?

Why does anyone post anything anywhere?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Come on boys play nicely or you won't get any milk and cookies with your afternoon nap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men

I never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever meet men!!

EVER!

Hi I just saw your profile and I know you said........

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Ruddy transformers. I got a shock last time when it wasn't a robot in disguise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on boys play nicely or you won't get any milk and cookies with your afternoon nap.

MIIIIIILLLLLLLKKKKKK *sits up straight and behaves*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?

Mine is

Friends of daughters

Daughters of friends

Friends moms

Moms friends

Mates exes

Exes mates

Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down

Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built

Drug users

Serial abusers

And anyone with a cock

Drug users?

So you won't meet people who drink coffee or alcohol or take prescription medicines?

Odd one that.

Aaaaaand there it is the I'll take this literally just to be pedantic message, do you feel better now

No I'm just making a point.

You obviously mean illegal drugs!

Well if it's that obvious, why the post?

Why does anyone post anything anywhere?"

Boredom or to prove someone wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sun readers, tories and coldplay fans. We make it clear that they are hard limits

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Men

I never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever meet men!!

EVER!

Hi I just saw your profile and I know you said........

It's true

I'm just here to Bake cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sun readers, tories and coldplay fans. We make it clear that they are hard limits"

Same as me then.....Dead People

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just picking up on the drug use one. How would you know. Unless they neck a pill or start snorting on a meet how do you know if they are drug users or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really unpicky, in the whole wide wonderful world there are only two types of people I won't shag

1. Men

2. People I don't fancy

Actually I just realised everyone in category 1. also falls into category 2. So make that just one type I'd day no to. x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Just picking up on the drug use one. How would you know. Unless they neck a pill or start snorting on a meet how do you know if they are drug users or not?"

Don't you have a portable lab for testing their hair?

Everyone has one of those, don't they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just picking up on the drug use one. How would you know. Unless they neck a pill or start snorting on a meet how do you know if they are drug users or not?"

Because they listen to Coldplay, read the sun and bang on about being a Tory badum it's I'm here all week lol

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Just picking up on the drug use one. How would you know. Unless they neck a pill or start snorting on a meet how do you know if they are drug users or not?"

Good point.

Quite possible to be a 'drug user' and not be defined by it, also it's possible to not be a 'drug user' and still be undesirable to some.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What I mean by drug users is turning up to a meet stoned, or asking if I want to do a line, it's not my bag baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just picking up on the drug use one. How would you know. Unless they neck a pill or start snorting on a meet how do you know if they are drug users or not?

Good point.

Quite possible to be a 'drug user' and not be defined by it, also it's possible to not be a 'drug user' and still be undesirable to some."

TVs - not our thing I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just picking up on the drug use one. How would you know. Unless they neck a pill or start snorting on a meet how do you know if they are drug users or not?

Good point.

Quite possible to be a 'drug user' and not be defined by it, also it's possible to not be a 'drug user' and still be undesirable to some.

TVs - not our thing I'm afraid."

Ohhh you have left yourself open to the "there are some good programes on sometimes" people, just wait lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just picking up on the drug use one. How would you know. Unless they neck a pill or start snorting on a meet how do you know if they are drug users or not?"

I'm guessing it's using drugs on a meet.

I could've had read the sun in the morning , voted Tory at lunchtime and listened to a Coldplay cd in the car in my way round to meet you but unless I started singing yellow you'd be none the wiser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Northerners.

Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.

It's the humour. I just don't get it.

Is it cos I mumble through my flat cap ?

Humour has almost ceased to be regional.

Sometimes I can't tell the difference between Jason MaCintyre and Michael Manford.

It's because your whippet looks at him funny like."

And it's the smell of gravy. Even if you promise not to have gravy on the day of a meet I can still taste it when kissing and the smell seeps through your skin. And you don't want me to describe what oral is like when you go all fancy with your onion gravy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't belive how seriously some people take all this forum stuff, it's comical most of the time

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Come on boys play nicely or you won't get any milk and cookies with your afternoon nap.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ahhh Erdington!

Jeremy Kyle country!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhh Erdington!

Jeremy Kyle country!

To be fair, I live there, I don't come from there, and I don't know any part of this fair city that is any worse or better, visitors think its a healthy city because everyone wearing track suits lol

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Ahhh Erdington!

Jeremy Kyle country!

Rifles at the ready

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Ahhh Erdington!

Jeremy Kyle country!

Rifles at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fatties, guys with tiny cocks and ppl who don't like to eat pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Northerners.

Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.

It's the humour. I just don't get it.

I think you will find they were joking

I think you will find no one has taken it seriously."

Yorkshire folk do. But they're all thick in the 'ead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Northerners.

Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.

It's the humour. I just don't get it.

I think you will find they were joking

I think you will find no one has taken it seriously.

Yorkshire folk do. But they're all thick in the 'ead.

thick i'th'head, surely?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Northerners.

Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.

It's the humour. I just don't get it.

Is it cos I mumble through my flat cap ?

Humour has almost ceased to be regional.

Sometimes I can't tell the difference between Jason MaCintyre and Michael Manford.

It's because your whippet looks at him funny like.

I know where you're coming from with that. I question the gravy.

Jellied eel touch tho ........... I mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Northerners.

Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.

It's the humour. I just don't get it. "

funny bugger

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

People who take drugs.

Like customs staff and Police officers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

short guys.

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