FabSwingers.com forum: worst tv programme

By *erryg OP TV/TS
over a year ago

denton

i came in from work last night at midnight, switched telly on and sat down, jackpot 247 was on i couldnt believe how much verbal diarrhea rammed down your throat, after a few mins got up to change channel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything along the lines of celebrity reality shows... Just shoot me

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"after a few mins got up to change channel."

Your TV doesn't have a remote ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just shoot me"

I didn't like that sitcom either.

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By *erryg OP TV/TS
over a year ago

denton

"after a few mins got up to change channel.

Your TV doesn't have a remote ?"
it has but was on the other side of room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The programmes my gran used to watch on a Sunday evening. The royal and Fart beat are the two that stand out the most.

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Mrs browns boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs browns boys "

Agreed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miranda

Hands down!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

citizen khan....

I win!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last of the Summer Wine.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Very subjective, this. However, I once stumbled across the God Channel, years ago and that will take some beating for sheer inanity and provoking me to wish to appear, slap the presenter with a wet fish and then teleport out again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with clarkson in. He is suck a prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like citizen khan

True story, the mosque in Sparkhill, Birmingham burnt down this weekend. Can't help wondering whether Mr Khan had anything to do with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Antiques roadshow. Terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gavin & Stacey.

It scared me that much I can no longer watch anything with any of the cast in it, and I have an irrational hatred of james cordon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soaps, reality shows and most sit-coms. Inane time-wasting, stupid, brain-sapping fodder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardly watch TV anymore. If there is something I want to watch I find it online. No more adverts or channel flicking while waiting for my program to start.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Very subjective, this. However, I once stumbled across the God Channel, years ago and that will take some beating for sheer inanity and provoking me to wish to appear, slap the presenter with a wet fish and then teleport out again.

funny enough the god channel is based dead opposite a swingers club....

wonder is anyone has wandered into the wrong establishment by accident....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eastenders

.may as well close the thread now theres no worse programme

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By *ot monkey71Couple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

"Soaps, reality shows and most sit-coms. Inane time-wasting, stupid, brain-sapping fodder. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All star celebrity family fortunes

Not stars, not celebrities and not fortunes

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"i came in from work last night at midnight, switched telly on and sat down, jackpot 247 was on i couldnt believe how much verbal diarrhea rammed down your throat, after a few mins got up to change channel."

Yea, well seen a bit of they jackpot 24/7 they don't half ramble on that.

Eastenders is like same stuff that's it's been for years to the point it's depressing.

River city - it's now morphed into Taggart.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

...Oh and Jeremy Kyle.

What an arrogant guy, preaching like he knows it all, does he really have to talk in that loud/shouting manner the way he does. He certainly likes to hear his own voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the reality / celebrity trash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything celebrity (although none of them are celebrities)

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By *erryg OP TV/TS
over a year ago

denton

another one homes under the hammer, programme ok, they make it appear buy a house at action make a profit, its the morons who buy a cheap hovel, they are asked what the budget is, 10k, they go back 4 months later, new windows, heating rewire, replastered, bathroom etc, they say we went over budget by 2k, you couldnt even buy the materials for that,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gavin & Stacey.

It scared me that much I can no longer watch anything with any of the cast in it, and I have an irrational hatred of james cordon. "

That is NOT irrational!

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Starting to get annoyed with the likes of Dickinson real deal and flog it.

It's the same old story, some people come on with ok stuff etc, but they all say the same thing "oh found/came across it lying in a cupboard/wardrobe" etc.

And when they also say "didn't realise it was that value".

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

I know I'm sounding like a moan now but what about:

24 hour news channels.

FFS. I remember before I got bSKYb years ago and the news came on in the morning (around 0600-0800). Then around 1300, 1800/1830. News at 2200.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Honestly, I think it's all trash... I'm starting to wonder why I bother paying a TV license when all I do is sit down, turn the TV on, flick through the channels, see nothing of interest, turn it off and then go and watch a box set or something on Amazon Prime.

I think the only things I can stomach are "Come Dine With Me" and "8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown".

If I HAD to name the worst ones though, it's got to be the likes of Big Brother, I'm A Celebrity, X-Factor, Britains Got Talent, ect.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Philip Schofield thing on a Saturday night takes some beating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me out!!! Anything with paddy mcguinness in really

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Take me out!!! Anything with paddy mcguinness in really"

Ant & dec (annoying) must be in there also, like they've won tv awards for years running. Hmm stewards enquiry there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The programmes my gran used to watch on a Sunday evening. The royal and Fart beat are the two that stand out the most. "

Your gran used to watch heart beat and the royal....!?

Good grief! Even I remember all creatures great and small... Was the gentle touch on after that...

How young is your gran . And can I get her number?

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree and I like the way you have described it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the jersey shore, geordie shore, the only way is essex or those type programmes, cant stand that shit!

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By *erryg OP TV/TS
over a year ago

denton

"Take me out!!! Anything with paddy mcguinness in really"
that has to win the total crass award, its worst than the adverts

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"...Oh and Jeremy Kyle.

What an arrogant guy, preaching like he knows it all, does he really have to talk in that loud/shouting manner the way he does. He certainly likes to hear his own voice."

The only thing worse than Jeremy Kyle are the total knobheads he usually has on the show (I use the word show very loosely) If I was presenting it I'd bloody well shout at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst tv program? Say anything with Jeremy Clarkson.... I dares ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst program? gotta be jeremy kyle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"worst program? gotta be jeremy kyle.

Deffo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TOWIE, Made in Chelsea , The Valleys.... anything along those lines!!!!!!!

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By *aymondBaroneMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Any of the jersey shore, geordie shore, the only way is essex or those type programmes, cant stand that shit! "

This all day long. Someone I know was asked to be in Real Scousewives or whatever it's called. She lives in Wales they asked her to put a scouse accent on. That is how much full of shit these programmes are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soaps

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By *or Fox SakeCouple
over a year ago

Thornaby

"citizen khan....

I win!!!!!

That program is beyond unfunny.

It's like having a prostate massage with a brillo pad covered in oven cleaner.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Sunday religious shows.

Agree on Miranda and last of the summer wine.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I d almost want to turn the question round, OP - are there ANY really good programs at the moment???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any of the jersey shore, geordie shore, the only way is essex or those type programmes, cant stand that shit!

it bugs me most becasue the brainless idiots on the show become 'rolemodels' for kids an folk wonder why they have no respect, it makes me sound old but damn it it bugs me to hell an back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Benidorm!! Really don't find it funny. At all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X Factor and Britain's Got Talent. Just taking advantage of peoples misguided opnion of their own talents while telling the general public that Cowell and co know what they should like. All bollocks created to entertain the brainless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think ITV are getting the most worst TV programme nominations.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"...Oh and Jeremy Kyle.

What an arrogant guy, preaching like he knows it all, does he really have to talk in that loud/shouting manner the way he does. He certainly likes to hear his own voice.

The only thing worse than Jeremy Kyle are the total knobheads he usually has on the show (I use the word show very loosely) If I was presenting it I'd bloody well shout at them."

Yea, but the knobheads who are on (most of the time) is normally a family who are troubled and all they do is shout at one another (get aggressive and physical)

Goodness why don't you just not speak to one another for YEARS if you hate each other that much.

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By *ot monkey71Couple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Farming outlook, songs of praise and the south bank show.

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By *erryg OP TV/TS
over a year ago

denton

"I d almost want to turn the question round, OP - are there ANY really good programs at the moment??? "
if i started a thread on good programs the thread would end at OP, there are some good comments jeremy kyle is crap and patronising i wish someone would hit him in the gob

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"I d almost want to turn the question round, OP - are there ANY really good programs at the moment??? if i started a thread on good programs the thread would end at OP, there are some good comments jeremy kyle is crap and patronising i wish someone would hit him in the gob"

I mean ok, I don't like Jeremy Kyle show, but you can't help but watch it, same as jerry springer show, which is very similar.

Also not a big fan of x factor or Britain's got talent.

I mean there have been only a handful of actual successes from that, but most of the winners you never hear from after they win.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Mr tumble bring back andypaNdy

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By *ral.steveMan
over a year ago

LEEDS

"I d almost want to turn the question round, OP - are there ANY really good programs at the moment??? "
. Ordinary lies is very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...Oh and Jeremy Kyle.

What an arrogant guy, preaching like he knows it all, does he really have to talk in that loud/shouting manner the way he does. He certainly likes to hear his own voice."

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By *erryg OP TV/TS
over a year ago

denton

"...Oh and Jeremy Kyle.

What an arrogant guy, preaching like he knows it all, does he really have to talk in that loud/shouting manner the way he does. He certainly likes to hear his own voice.

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well you could shout at people with 2 burly minders to step in, bet he is not that gobby normally, i believe he was a complusive gambler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He also loves to play the "do you know who I am?" Card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miranda

Hands down!"

I can't stand her. She's so not funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He also loves to play the "do you know who I am?" Card"

Perhaps some sort of name badge might help?

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