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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So Hollywood gobshite Gwyneth Paltrow was at it again recently recommending a spa treatment which involved treating your vagina (past the vulva and labia) to a deep steam clean.

Pretty much as soon as this blog was written doctors were advising women not to try the treatment, with one leading OB-GYN, a Dr Gunter, saying that it was like 'a cigarette for the vagina'

So what makes these influential know it all film stars spout this stuff, and what makes some women actually think they know what they're talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think she is blowing smoke out of her ass

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh dear lol. Still anus bleaching is quite popular apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

There has been a woman in the media recently talking about this to keep it looking younger

Gwyneth has obviously jumped on the fanny bandwagon

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

Who comes up with these ideas??!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There has been a woman in the media recently talking about this to keep it looking younger

Gwyneth has obviously jumped on the fanny bandwagon "

It's so dangerous, it completely messes with the pathogens and good bacteria and can cause infections

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have thought it would unbalance the natural flora inside. A vagina is self cleaning it doesn't need a steam bath,it's not like sinuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a big thing in Asia, like a deep clean

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'll just keep to my daily flange washing it hasn't let me down so far.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"There has been a woman in the media recently talking about this to keep it looking younger

Gwyneth has obviously jumped on the fanny bandwagon "

Who the hell's going to be looking up there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it like one of those kersher window cleaners sold on shopping channel?

Or sticking a vape ciggy up your twat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would have thought it would unbalance the natural flora inside. A vagina is self cleaning it doesn't need a steam bath,it's not like sinuses "

Exactly this

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Vagacials

Vagina facials

That's what they are

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

The Americans are renouned for douching etc. I remember living in the states and they sold douches with chemical scents etc a bit like an air freshener for your flange. I just thought no way am I squirting that up me fanny for it to smell of roses.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Nah, steam is for sissies, when real women want a deep clean is a bottle of Domestos and a freshly boiled kettle all over your bits. That'll sort most things out down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy pedicure anyone

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Women! Your genitals are so awful, scary and ugly that you even need to steam the internal bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"The Americans are renouned for douching etc. I remember living in the states and they sold douches with chemical scents etc a bit like an air freshener for your flange. I just thought no way am I squirting that up me fanny for it to smell of roses. "

Squirt it up your bum instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who comes up with these ideas??!! "

I'm guessing a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah, steam is for sissies, when real women want a deep clean is a bottle of Domestos and a freshly boiled kettle all over your bits. That'll sort most things out down there "

I prefer Dettol myself

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"The Americans are renouned for douching etc. I remember living in the states and they sold douches with chemical scents etc a bit like an air freshener for your flange. I just thought no way am I squirting that up me fanny for it to smell of roses.

Squirt it up your bum instead "

My shit smells of roses already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Americans are renouned for douching etc. I remember living in the states and they sold douches with chemical scents etc a bit like an air freshener for your flange. I just thought no way am I squirting that up me fanny for it to smell of roses. "

I just snorted at air freshener for your flange

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"It's a big thing in Asia, like a deep clean "
thought you said big thing in asda then

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay


"Is it like one of those kersher window cleaners"

Bloody hell K bought one of those this weekend...I thought it was for the windows not my floo. I'm off to have words

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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago

North West


"The Americans are renouned for douching etc. I remember living in the states and they sold douches with chemical scents etc a bit like an air freshener for your flange. I just thought no way am I squirting that up me fanny for it to smell of roses. "

Two consecutive posts you have used the word "flange" interesting nautical connotations and a word I have not heard for a long time.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"It's a big thing in Asia, like a deep clean thought you said big thing in asda then "

Don't worry it won't be long

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Nah, steam is for sissies, when real women want a deep clean is a bottle of Domestos and a freshly boiled kettle all over your bits. That'll sort most things out down there

I prefer Dettol myself "

Dettol doesn't get the limescale off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it like one of those kersher window cleaners sold on shopping channel?

Or sticking a vape ciggy up your twat? "

Is that like a kercher pressure washer

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"The Americans are renouned for douching etc. I remember living in the states and they sold douches with chemical scents etc a bit like an air freshener for your flange. I just thought no way am I squirting that up me fanny for it to smell of roses.

Two consecutive posts you have used the word "flange" interesting nautical connotations and a word I have not heard for a long time."

Yep I refer to my vagina as flange as well as other words but I'm in a flange mood tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have thought it would unbalance the natural flora inside. A vagina is self cleaning it doesn't need a steam bath,it's not like sinuses "

Flora ?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I guess she must really hate wrinkly looking cocks.

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay


"I would have thought it would unbalance the natural flora inside. A vagina is self cleaning it doesn't need a steam bath,it's not like sinuses

Flora ? "

Yep skin flora... The microorganisms that live on the skin. Not to mixed up with the margarine

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"I would have thought it would unbalance the natural flora inside. A vagina is self cleaning it doesn't need a steam bath,it's not like sinuses

Flora ?

Yep skin flora... The microorganisms that live on the skin. Not to mixed up with the margarine "

Yeah if you're growing margarine in there, get it checked out!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

This is what happens when someone has too much money, too much time on their hands and no proper job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell. Talk about spontaneous combustion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is what happens when someone has too much money, too much time on their hands and no proper job "

This

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Mind you I have seen some ladies on here who seem to be having a jolly good clean out with a marrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thing is though lets say someone reads the blog and thinks 'what a great idea I shall book myself in for one straightaway!', then gets a nasty (not that there's a nice!) case of bacterial vaginosis because of it. Can they blame the spa? The blog? Or ultimately themselves for not looking into the procedure properly?

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Steamed mussels are rather pleasant, with a decent sauce and some crusty bread.

I see no physical benefits to steaming your vulva, other than parting with money.

If you must, sit on a kettle spout; it may alter your mindset.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"Nah, steam is for sissies, when real women want a deep clean is a bottle of Domestos and a freshly boiled kettle all over your bits. That'll sort most things out down there "

nah get the Karcher pressure washer on it

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Nah, steam is for sissies, when real women want a deep clean is a bottle of Domestos and a freshly boiled kettle all over your bits. That'll sort most things out down there

nah get the Karcher pressure washer on it "

Well they do have a lot of "specialist" attachments....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it f**king hot?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it f**king hot?!

"

it'd be one hot pussy i expect lol

him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mind you I have seen some ladies on here who seem to be having a jolly good clean out with a marrow. "

Sometimes you need a marrow to reach the places other vegetables can't reach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have thought it would unbalance the natural flora inside. A vagina is self cleaning it doesn't need a steam bath,it's not like sinuses

Exactly this "

Sorry, but I discovered last year that this is not always true.

She was young fit blonde as well, bummer

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"I would have thought it would unbalance the natural flora inside. A vagina is self cleaning it doesn't need a steam bath,it's not like sinuses

Exactly this

Sorry, but I discovered last year that this is not always true.

She was young fit blonde as well, bummer"

Weii if the pussy smells bumming her sounds good

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

I got a jet wash steam cleaner if anyone really wants a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it smells like trout...

get the fuck out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear lol. Still anus bleaching is quite popular apparently "
yes it is i have 2 ladies booked later today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it smells like trout...

get the fuck out..."

If it tastes like chicken-keep on lickin'

*courtesy of Facebook*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have thought it would unbalance the natural flora inside. A vagina is self cleaning it doesn't need a steam bath,it's not like sinuses

Exactly this

Sorry, but I discovered last year that this is not always true.

She was young fit blonde as well, bummer

Weii if the pussy smells bumming her sounds good "
NO just NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it smells like trout...

get the fuck out...

If it tastes like chicken-keep on lickin'

*courtesy of Facebook*"
thank you i just had horrible thoughts of fishy fannys and dirty arses! lickin chicken sounds a lot better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagina MOT centre reporting in

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Steaming sounds horrendous and must be unhealthy but ironing is ok as there can be a lot of creases down there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr Gunter....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it smells like trout...

get the fuck out...

If it tastes like chicken-keep on lickin'

*courtesy of Facebook*thank you i just had horrible thoughts of fishy fannys and dirty arses! lickin chicken sounds a lot better! "

giggidy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a big thing in Asia, like a deep clean "

Yes I saw it in some erotic Bollywood type film once a lady was having her lady parts smoked with incense

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Can I just point out for reasons of health

and safety, if your vagina is steaming of its own accord you need to ask the gent to slow down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just point out for reasons of health

and safety, if your vagina is steaming of its own accord you need to ask the gent to slow down "

Giggles ''Sex is on Fire'' indeed

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Did she not mean she was ''steaming'' (pished for those in the south) when she was cleaning her pussy lol xx

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