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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't know if it's just me but my little man is a stubborn fucker!

He plays when he wants, not when I want! However, when I am asleep, I have some of the stiffest hard ons that seem to be there for ages...

Anyone else have have this??

If so do you do/take anything to aid stiffness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starch

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Starch

Gimp"

Do you apply it regularly?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

How do you know if you're asleep?

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

All men get night stiffies about 3 times a night. That's normal.

As for other times you may be stressed or depressed and not know it. Have a chat with your GP... Before blowing money on blue pills you may not need x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know if you're asleep? "

Because when i open my Eyes Shes standing over me with a Knife

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you know if you're asleep? "

You can feel it pulsating and throbbing...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

ED is complex and too erections in the night show that for those men it's not physical but mental.

If I found a stiff one in the night I'd be a little shocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I found a stiff one in the night I'd be inclined to enjoy it

Agreed though it does sound psychological, it can be caused by many things though and may be worth a trip to the doctors to rule out any medical reasons.

Relax, don't put pressure on yourself and know that it is very common I'm sure, it's just not something most guys are open about x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"How do you know if you're asleep?

You can feel it pulsating and throbbing... "

Ah so when I roll over in the night and think for a second "how the hell did that fishing rod get in the bed?"......that sort of thing?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

So yes in my experience of living with a man for 35 years you aren't alone in the night time thing

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"How do you know if you're asleep? "

the duvet gets pushed off, creates a terrible draught..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"All men get night stiffies about 3 times a night. That's normal.

"

hope the OH doesn't read this bit..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"How do you know if you're asleep?

the duvet gets pushed off, creates a terrible draught.. "

I once came back from the shower to find Mr N laying nonchalantly in bed with three toilet roll holders balanced on top of one another under the duvet

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"How do you know if you're asleep?

the duvet gets pushed off, creates a terrible draught.. "

Night time Boners can be a lifesaver you know.

I've lost count of the times I would have rolled out of bed and landed on the carelessly places bear trap I'd been de-rusting hours before, had it not been for a raging woody acting like a stabiliser on a child's bike!

A

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How do you know if you're asleep?

the duvet gets pushed off, creates a terrible draught..

Night time Boners can be a lifesaver you know.

I've lost count of the times I would have rolled out of bed and landed on the carelessly places bear trap I'd been de-rusting hours before, had it not been for a raging woody acting like a stabiliser on a child's bike!

A"

Yours would be more like a bloody great stake!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"How do you know if you're asleep?

the duvet gets pushed off, creates a terrible draught..

I once came back from the shower to find Mr N laying nonchalantly in bed with three toilet roll holders balanced on top of one another under the duvet "

bloody teasing that is..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"How do you know if you're asleep? "

He's in bed in his jammies

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

You do have to wonder why we've evolved to get an erection whilst we sleep.. maybe somewhere in our distant ancestry, there was a need to be ready for a woman to sneak into your cave and jump your bones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do have to wonder why we've evolved to get an erection whilst we sleep.. maybe somewhere in our distant ancestry, there was a need to be ready for a woman to sneak into your cave and jump your bones "

Maybe in ancient times it was a sword that would spear intruders and keep you safe even whilst sleeping!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You do have to wonder why we've evolved to get an erection whilst we sleep.. maybe somewhere in our distant ancestry, there was a need to be ready for a woman to sneak into your cave and jump your bones

Maybe in ancient times it was a sword that would spear intruders and keep you safe even whilst sleeping! "

Maybe that's it, maybe I'm a time traveller in my sleep or I could be taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do have to wonder why we've evolved to get an erection whilst we sleep.. maybe somewhere in our distant ancestry, there was a need to be ready for a woman to sneak into your cave and jump your bones

Maybe in ancient times it was a sword that would spear intruders and keep you safe even whilst sleeping! "

You know the old phrase "The penis mightier than the sword"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i love the broom handle from behind effect - im a light sleeper at best anyway and this is the most pleasant sleep disturbance ever -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You know the old phrase "The penis mightier than the sword" "

Genius..I wish I'd thought of this.. hahaha

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"How do you know if you're asleep? "
that's what I want to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you know if you're asleep? that's what I want to know "

Seriously, you can't tell when you're sleeping and have a stiffy?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not read the thread. If you get normal erections at night, then have issues at other times, it's worth dealing with the causes. Relax more, which is a skill like any other, cut stress as well as do exercise.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"How do you know if you're asleep?

the duvet gets pushed off, creates a terrible draught.. "

Or the duvet ends up looking like a tent with a pole holding up the middle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens to us all at times fella...happened to me on a meet once

She turned out to be a cunt and told everyone like it was a joke....that was a confidence knocker...for about a day.

One good lady is all it took to resolve the issue though.....

If its not physical...as it doesn't seem to be....have a right good think what might be causing it and confront the issue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happens to us all at times fella...happened to me on a meet once

She turned out to be a cunt and told everyone like it was a joke....that was a confidence knocker...for about a day.

One good lady is all it took to resolve the issue though.....

If its not physical...as it doesn't seem to be....have a right good think what might be causing it and confront the issue "

Some can be insensitive at times can't they?

I have it on good authority that I am not broken, so that gives me a psychological boost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

+1

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