FabSwingers.com forum: goodbye everyone :-(

By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Man flu has it's grip of me and I don't think I will see tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Cya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man flu has it's grip of me and I don't think I will see tomorrow

something has got to be done about this. Too many good men going down and not in a good way.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Heart goes out too you , I'm in the same boat , Il be lucky to see tea time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think you need some deflatine

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Cya

What no kiss goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"i think you need some deflatine

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you leaving anything behind we can fight over?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Cya

What no kiss goodbye "

What! With man flu?

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By *av1970Man
over a year ago

Tattershall

Ahhh manflu...i thought i was on the way out a couple of weeks ago as well...manthrax for sure as manflu just didn't do it justice

keep going fella, man-up time

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Get the tissues out..

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Are you leaving anything behind we can fight over?"

Just good memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ciao

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Sombody sing soft kittie

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Get the tissues out..

Always do when I look at your pics

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sombody sing soft kittie"

Soft kitty,

Warm kitty,

Little ball of fur.

Happy kitty,

Sleepy kitty,

Purr Purr Purr

Now shut up whining. It's a cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaw poor little boys, don't see many women dying of a little sniffle... And we're the weaker sex.....

Got you're medicine, and some tissues, dinner is on, I'll be right there honey, hehe!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Get the tissues out..

Always do when I look at your pics

They have the same affect on me to

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Get the tissues out..

He is too ill for a wank

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Get the tissues out..

He is too ill for a wank

As a man you know when you're really ill when you don't even want to masturbate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn! I thought it was another "I'm leaving as I don't get meets" post.

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

"Get the tissues out..

Always do when I look at your pics

Totally agree we sometimes underestimate the little things....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose a fuck is out of the question now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you leaving anything behind we can fight over?

Just good memories"

Oh well,sayonara then.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"I suppose a fuck is out of the question now..

You will need to be more specific than that my lovely

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"I suppose a fuck is out of the question now..

Watch the rapid recovery.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I suppose a fuck is out of the question now..

Hmmmm suddenly I feel a little better

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I suppose a fuck is out of the question now..

Watch the rapid recovery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tissues for snotty noses and snotty penises

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Damn! I thought it was another "I'm leaving as I don't get meets" post.

Me too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man flu doesn't exist.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Real men acknowledge man flu then inform the world of it's seriousness. Job well done, I salute you Sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man flu has it's grip of me and I don't think I will see tomorrow

I always said you were a wimp......

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Pussy

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Is he still here or shall i order a wreath

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm glad it's only man flu after assisting in titivating your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I reckon he's laid prostrate in a face-full of his own snot next to a mountain of spent tissue......

Nowt unusual there then.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I reckon he's laid prostrate in a face-full of his own snot next to a mountain of spent tissue......

Nowt unusual there then.....

Eeeeeeeeww! Don't listen to the meanies Fred! Call me later and I'll tell you a bedtime story with a cup of warm milk, a teddy and cuddles. Always works with my kids!

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Aaaw poor little boys, don't see many women dying of a little sniffle... And we're the weaker sex.....

Got you're medicine, and some tissues, dinner is on, I'll be right there honey, hehe!"

Suck it up or die quieter x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you ok pumpkin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry mate I'll give the blade a good home ^_^

Or would you prefer we strap you to it for a viking style send off down the M1?

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

"Get the tissues out..

He is too ill for a wank

As a man you know when you're really ill when you don't even want to masturbate

That's only cos your scared of getting Vicky vapour rub on ya know

Ps other ointments are available !

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Vicks even.. bloody autocarrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vicks even.. bloody autocarrot

I once got veet in my eye.

Never have I experienced pain like that

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Is he still here?

Or is he still hanging on by a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man flu has it's grip of me and I don't think I will see tomorrow

Ffs man up ,

I had man flu, broken leg, sore eye , cut on finger, when I was your age and I still went to work did a 23 hour day , 7 days a week

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

"Vicks even.. bloody autocarrot

I once got veet in my eye.

Never have I experienced pain like that"

Ouchie...got to be worse than manflu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 hours since he last logged in...is he still alive

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

my hubby had man flu few weeks ago I told him to sleep in the spare room !!!! really ought to let him back in now lol

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I've been pronounced dead!!!

Bet your all sorry you thought I was crying wolf now arnt ya hmmmmm

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I've been pronounced dead!!!

Bet your all sorry you thought I was crying wolf now arnt ya hmmmmm

Pretty chatty for a dead man hm?

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I've been pronounced dead!!!

Bet your all sorry you thought I was crying wolf now arnt ya hmmmmm

Pretty chatty for a dead man hm?"

Doh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww and you've just come back too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been pronounced dead!!!

Bet your all sorry you thought I was crying wolf now arnt ya hmmmmm

You would do anything to get out of getting a beer in ya tight git

Gimp

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Make sure you're better before you come see me.. don't want any of your man snot near me TYVM

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley

"Man flu has it's grip of me and I don't think I will see tomorrow

Have some jägermeister, get some sleep and man up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats is run to bed..i only wanted a shandy

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be thankful you don't have to go through labour pains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man-flu, my arse!!

Us ladies call that a head cold. Man up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man-flu, my arse!!

Us ladies call that a head cold. Man up!

its not fun having man flu..its serious shit..i had it a few weeks ago and went thru a whole box of lemsips..not good..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont be so soft - paracetamol and fluids and get to bed sleep it off gees

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Awww and you've just come back too

Ofcourse he has come back, it is Easter after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just coming out the other side,so feel for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'mon mate! Where's your balls gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slacker. Bank Holiday weekend and any excuse to report a sicky lol

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

If you can still operate the remote control or a compter keyboard / pad, it ain`t manflu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sulking bladey..god help you son

Her

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By *ike4362ukMan
over a year ago

Cheshunt

Needs MUP pills...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us He still here?..Jeezus its taking longer than Bobby Ewing (google it)

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sombody sing soft kittie

Soft kitty,

Warm kitty,

Little ball of fur.

Happy kitty,

Sleepy kitty,

Purr Purr Purr

Now shut up whining. It's a cold."

Knock knock penny. Knock knock penny. Knock knock penny....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the tissues out..

He's got manflu. I doubt if he feels like knocking one out.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been pronounced dead!!!

Bet your all sorry you thought I was crying wolf now arnt ya hmmmmm

Like jesus, risen from the dead.

And at easter too, coincidence???

Actually has anyone seen fireblade and jesus in the same room?????

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, are you with us? Knock twice for yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my collar bone last year when a d*unk driver pulled out in front of me when riding my scooter home from work.

Man flu is nothing compared with the pain of that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he survive the night ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did he survive the night ?"

We'd best roll away the stone and check.

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By *ady SalfordWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Haha man flu, did he survive a harsh cold night with no tlc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...But its not the season!!!

...I have sent an email to the W.H.O and they are on the case!

they replied pretty quickly. They want you to know that their thoughts are with your friends and family in these difficult times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a well known fact that man flu exists. What presents as a head cold in women then mutates in men as there's more room for the virus to move around. The bigger the man the more dangerous it becomes

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Ok im here. Id say it's the 2nd cuming but I missed the 1st one

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Ok im here. Id say it's the 2nd cuming but I missed the 1st one

Go back to bed. All that typing must have tired you out.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ok im here. Id say it's the 2nd cuming but I missed the 1st one

Go back to bed. All that typing must have tired you out.

I need a nurse you know any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok im here. Id say it's the 2nd cuming but I missed the 1st one

Go back to bed. All that typing must have tired you out.

I need a nurse you know any

Sure you don't need an undertaker?

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ok im here. Id say it's the 2nd cuming but I missed the 1st one

Go back to bed. All that typing must have tired you out.

I need a nurse you know any

Sure you don't need an undertaker?"

No just stick me in a cardboard box. You no me im not 1 to make a fuss

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Wuss!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Wuss!

As always sweetheart you have a way with words xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a well known fact that man flu exists. What presents as a head cold in women then mutates in men as there's more room for the virus to move around. The bigger the man the more dangerous it becomes"

You mean the empty space between their ears is larger ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

So sorry to hear this OP. My thoughts are with you at this very difficult time.

Fingers crossed you pull through. *fingers crossed smiley*

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"So sorry to hear this OP. My thoughts are with you at this very difficult time.

Fingers crossed you pull through. *fingers crossed smiley*"

Thanks dude......msg sent by meg

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Have you tried boiled lemonade?

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Have you tried boiled lemonade?

Eh ???

Meg

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Have you tried boiled lemonade?

Eh ???

Meg"

Blimey you're hanging on then

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Have you tried boiled lemonade?

Eh ???

Meg

Blimey you're hanging on then

No poor blade is no more this is meg

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Have you tried boiled lemonade?

Eh ???

Meg

Blimey you're hanging on then

No poor blade is no more this is meg

That'll teach me to read the first and last post only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meg? Meg? Who the fuck is Meg?

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Meg? Meg? Who the fuck is Meg?

Mistic meg ya thick sod

How it going mate ltns

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Have you tried boiled lemonade?

Eh ???

Meg

Blimey you're hanging on then

No poor blade is no more this is meg

That'll teach me to read the first and last post only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meg? Meg? Who the fuck is Meg?

Mistic meg ya thick sod

How it going mate ltns "

It's going fine just been very busy - my brain just isn't in tune.

The problem with crystal balls is you can see yourself coming

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Boiled lemonade cures everything.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Boiled lemonade cures everything.

Really poor blade didn't no that god rest his poor soul

Meg

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Blade if you want to dress up as a woman and we call you Meg it's ok. This is fab anything goes.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Blade if you want to dress up as a woman and we call you Meg it's ok. This is fab anything goes.

Blade said grrrrrr

Meg

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By *asyplease00Man
over a year ago

darlington

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

If anyone cares I'm still dead

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Well, not sure I care, but you appear to have amazing powers to resurrect this thread.

Why not do the same to yourself?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Are you better yet ?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"If anyone cares I'm still dead

I've been half dead for three days now - can I hijack some sympathy please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone cares I'm still dead

Nobody cares,go back to your deadness

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