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What snippets of wisdom did your mum give you growing up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning fellow forumites....

What snippets of wisdom did your mum give you growing up?

It doesn't have to be your mum.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

If you eat it now it won't be there later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never stick your fingers where you wouldn't stick your Willy!!!!!

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Dont get cum in your eye... It burns!!

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

my grandma used to say if you cant afford to pay your rent one week you wont be able to afford to pay two weeks next week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum always used to tell me

Its better to be late in this world than early in the next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non,she fucked off when I was a young boy.

Dad taught me

Measure twice cut once.

We are a family of carpenters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not funny its not normal and you will go Blind

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Non,she fucked off when I was a young boy.

Dad taught me

Measure twice cut once.

We are a family of carpenters. "

Oh you wrote and sang some great songs, loved rainy days and Mondays lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Non,she fucked off when I was a young boy.

Dad taught me

Measure twice cut once.

We are a family of carpenters.

Oh you wrote and sang some great songs, loved rainy days and Mondays lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll end in tears!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't chase men it makes you look sad and desperate, if they think you are any good they will chase you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just make sure there are no witnesses

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By *orkieLassCouple
over a year ago

York

If your aunt would've had a pair, she'd have been your uncle.

I still don't get what the daft old bat was banging on about...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Non,she fucked off when I was a young boy.

Dad taught me

Measure twice cut once.

We are a family of carpenters. "

Haha I said that to my dad yesterday!!! My grandad used to say it all the time but never remembered it himself!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Make sure you learn how to cool as you don't want him going elsewhere for his dinner. I learnt how to cook but they still have gone elsewhere for their dinner on occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad told me this one.

"Don't pish on your own doorstep"

Good advice if your on here

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Make sure you learn how to cool as you don't want him going elsewhere for his dinner. I learnt how to cook but they still have gone elsewhere for their dinner on occasions "

She also said don't chase men let them chase you...

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

One of mom's snippets that has stuck with me was

''Hurry Up'' broke his neck going too fast. Excellent advice.

My interpretation is that i shouldn't be leaving stuff till the last minute and then rush cos it will just go to pot..

She also gave me sex education of ''it's over rated'', she lied on that one

Mrs WD40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is way too personal to Type on here.

But I've never forgotten it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The sanitary towels are in this drawer.

My maternal grandmother was a bit better when my mother called her to say I was planning on living in sin. She told me that living with someone you don't live or who doesn't love you is the sin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once witnessed my mother try to hammer a nail into a wall (to hang a picture) using a can of hairspray. On that basis I disregarded any words of wisdom she cared to hand out!....

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London


"don't chase men it makes you look sad and desperate, if they think you are any good they will chase you. "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the one that stuck with me through life is ..If you have nothing nice to say say nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gran told me

Its best to shut your legs and open your mouth

She meant open your mouth to say no. Bless her

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By *cd and scruffCouple
over a year ago

Rochester

A bird in the hand shits on yer wrist.

If a strange old man starts talking to you make sure you get the money first.

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Always tell the truth son.........except when you're in trouble, then lie through your teeth!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eat yellow snow... i would have thought not eating snow at all was better advice though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you start something, finish it.

If you're gonna do something, do it bloody properly.

If you drop a bollock, have the balls to hold your hands up.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

It's cheaper to drink continuously all weekend than it is to get d*unk every night (tongue in cheek)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my very favourite mum saying (and she has some absolute classics) is "men dear, they're not proper people".

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

A minute patient saves 5 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want an answer now, it is NO

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

It's not about "the problem"..

..it's about how you deal with it.

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

If he hits you hit him back. . . If you don't then I'll leather you !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

She said ...

Don't open kiss/fuck/pass threads

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

There are only three types of women in this world. . Home makers, home takers and Heart breakers

Oh how right was she?

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"If he hits you hit him back. . . If you don't then I'll leather you ! "

mine too...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Never get involved with anyone in the forces. I know why she said it but a bit personal to put on here x

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By *eshzMan
over a year ago

0151

You will never know a person's true character until you live with them for a period of time.

Another one was:

One character of a sexy man, is that they never mistreat a woman.

She's a family lawyer, guess she seen some really bad things.

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By *rince Charming 69Man
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Keep it simple, and do it well"

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

manners cost nothing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry an irish girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop wearing your sisters Knickers,or you'll turn into a Nancy boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop wearing your sisters Knickers,or you'll turn into a Nancy boy "

People say I'm the life of the party cos I wear my sisters clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum told me to 'fuck off and join the army'. She was right. I did love it but maybe a bit harsh considering I was only 12!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum had a lot of useful, basic medical knowledge. Seems she asked a lot of questions, just like me.

She also had some good philosophical ideas and i've no idea where she got them from, same for conspiracy theories too and she never came off as crazy either. Actually was a very intelligent woman, despite not being educated that way. Fairly good mum to have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my dad did the best "you can't bullshit a bullshitter "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my dad did the best "you can't bullshit a bullshitter " "

And don't try and play a player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning fellow forumites....

What snippets of wisdom did your mum give you growing up?

It doesn't have to be your mum."

Always make your gravy in a liquidizer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my dad did the best "you can't bullshit a bullshitter "

And don't try and play a player "

You can't con an honest man

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By *wiggy2112Woman
over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire

if you're not in bed by midnight ....come home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my dad did the best "you can't bullshit a bullshitter "

And don't try and play a player "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum taught me that masturbation is ok as much as people say its wrong as if u dont know how u like if done then how will someond else know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum told me i was a bugger.

Turns out I am.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

' keep ta hand on ya ha'penny'

'Always wear clean draws in case ya have an accident'

Mums eh! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live every day as if it's your last and one day you will be right .

A fool and his money is easily parted

Never go to bed on an argument

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Money is power.

Knowledge is power.

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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago

North West

Hate hurts you more than the person you hate. They probably dont even know you hate them whislt you are so affected by it. Love, dont hate - they will know that and so will you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my dad did the best "you can't bullshit a bullshitter "

And don't try and play a player

"

He stole that from Fleetwood Mac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She held my hand and looked deep in my eyes..."Son. Don't be a cunt".....I didn't listen.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Reading books will get you nowhere in this life

So university is a waste of time

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By *atietvsheffTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Stop wearing her dresses and high heels and underwear"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop playing with it...you'll have your eye out with it!"

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Show off either a bit of cleavage or leg, never both at the same time

For every inch you shorten your skirt above the knee, you drop your IQ 10 points

Those are the only 2 things I can remember right now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mess with your eyebrows

Extremely good advice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum tried to give me advice for my own good such as:

If you're not in by " x" time you're sleeping in the porch.

I used to think that was harsh.

I spent many nights in the porch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum tried to give me advice for my own good such as:

If you're not in by " x" time you're sleeping in the porch.

I used to think that was harsh.

I spent many nights in the porch. "

There's worse cars you can sleep in.

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

that only boring people get bored and that eating crusts on bread will make my hair curly ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum thought me and my best pal who was female she was mainly talking to her but it was if you have got big tits have them on show and u will get what you want but then she said the same goes for men and big cocks

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Not to trust undead threads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you carry on burning the candle at both ends they are gonna meet in the middle and you'll end up getting burnt

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