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By *ertnbecky OP   Couple
over a year ago

oldham

just been informed by the wife if its got tyres or testicles its gonna cause you bother.

dont fancy my chances tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so agree with that statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or from a male point of view... tyres or tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats a bit like, always have good shoes and a good bed. Time not spent in one, will be spent in the other!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats a bit like, always have good shoes and a good bed. Time not spent in one, will be spent in the other! "

I like that one. We bought a pair of Dm`s each today and be in bed after a night out ska stomping in them.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Thats a bit like, always have good shoes and a good bed. Time not spent in one, will be spent in the other! "

Or, being tall you could maybe manage one foot in each? I'll steady yer.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Thats a bit like, always have good shoes and a good bed. Time not spent in one, will be spent in the other!

Or, being tall you could maybe manage one foot in each? I'll steady yer. "

SO what about short arses like me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats a bit like, always have good shoes and a good bed. Time not spent in one, will be spent in the other!

Or, being tall you could maybe manage one foot in each? I'll steady yer. "

From behind?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Thats a bit like, always have good shoes and a good bed. Time not spent in one, will be spent in the other!

Or, being tall you could maybe manage one foot in each? I'll steady yer.

From behind? "

Behind? In front? Maybe we should try both?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Thats a bit like, always have good shoes and a good bed. Time not spent in one, will be spent in the other!

Or, being tall you could maybe manage one foot in each? I'll steady yer.

SO what about short arses like me?"

Easy, bring yer chair along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats a bit like, always have good shoes and a good bed. Time not spent in one, will be spent in the other!

Or, being tall you could maybe manage one foot in each? I'll steady yer.

From behind?

Behind? In front? Maybe we should try both?"

Or maybe I will wear the shoes, and you can wear... me out...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Thats a bit like, always have good shoes and a good bed. Time not spent in one, will be spent in the other!

Or, being tall you could maybe manage one foot in each? I'll steady yer.

From behind?

Behind? In front? Maybe we should try both?

Or maybe I will wear the shoes, and you can wear... me out... "

you'd be tyred out. i'd be expired

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