FabSwingers.com forum: Bottomless jug of custard

By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

What or who do you pour it over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then, seeing as you put it so nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one since it doesn't have a bottom.

BADUMDUMTISH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will they die or not? Makes a difference to me...

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"No one since it doesn't have a bottom.

BADUMDUMTISH!"

Obviously you can nominate more people or things silly billy

I've often thought I'd like to pour custard on

A new bride in white

A judge

A police person

A kid on a video game

Jeremy Clarkson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one since it doesn't have a bottom.

BADUMDUMTISH!

Obviously you can nominate more people or things silly billy

I've often thought I'd like to pour custard on

A new bride in white

A judge

A police person

A kid on a video game

Jeremy Clarkson

Hehe

Ok:

Custard bomb in the houses of Parliament

I'd love to drown One Dimension in it.

Cover any hipster or anyone with a "top knot" in it.

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Will they die or not? Makes a difference to me...

Depends on who you chose

John Major would

Anne Widdecombe maybe would

Kerry Katona would sell the photos to OK magazine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will they die or not? Makes a difference to me...

Depends on who you chose

John Major would

Anne Widdecombe maybe would

Kerry Katona would sell the photos to OK magazine

I love custard. If no death is involved i would like to have it poured on me and then eat my out of a big pool of warm custard, hmmmm. Maybe chuck some sexy guys in with me, this is fab after all.

Erm yeah anyone political, famous for being famous, and any other pointless people can die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's boiling hot and it'll hurt lots and lots I can think of a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any apple pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all over head to toe

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