FabSwingers.com forum: Warnings for the hard of thinking

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm having ribs tonight. The pack has a warning on it that the ribs "contain bones".

What ones have you got/seen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bag of dry roasted that warns, may contain nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution contains nuts on a bag of dry roasted was a corker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The warning on my hair dyer, this appliance may become hot during use.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

The warning on my coffee take away "contents may be hot" I blooming hope so or I'm taking it back!

On the side of my tuna tin "may contain fish" see above for my response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box of eggs....may contain egg apparently!

Well I should bloody well hope so!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Juicy nicked my shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Juicy nicked my shopping"

Moi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bag of dry roasted that warns, may contain nuts

Does the Daily Mail come with the same warning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms - may contain arseholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The warning on a microwave not to put pets in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a box of kitchen knives I once bought ...

lost a little in translation

Warning, keep out of children !

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The warning on a microwave not to put pets in it"

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

On most electrical kitchen appliances you will find "do not immerse in water"

Have you ever sat in the bath and had the wife hand you the toaster?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"On a box of kitchen knives I once bought ...

lost a little in translation

Warning, keep out of children !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The warning on the iron I bought the other week.

Do not iron clothes while you're wearing them.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"The warning on my hair dyer, this appliance may become hot during use. "

Bought an electric fire with that same warning on it.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

There's a hot drink vending machine at one of the companies I work with in South Wales that has a sticker on the front warning that the 'white tea and coffee' will contain milk.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

These seats are reserved for parents with children.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There's a hot drink vending machine at one of the companies I work with in South Wales that has a sticker on the front warning that the 'white tea and coffee' will contain milk.

That one is probably fair - you never know what that white stuff might be.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"These seats are reserved for parents with children."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a "spot touch" killer ...

"To use, push up bottom."

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"On a "spot touch" killer ...

"To use, push up bottom."

That instruction just seems very wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the instructions for my daughters Harry Potter toy broomstick...

'This toy will not respone respond to the commamd "Up!"'

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"From the instructions for my daughters Harry Potter toy broomstick...

'This toy will not respone respond to the commamd "Up!"'

Which ones will it respond to?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Plastic bags telling me to avoid suffocation keep away from children

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

At one point didn't Asda have on their milk cartons - "This product contains milk" ?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Plastic bags telling me to avoid suffocation keep away from children "

That one makes sense as the children may not be able to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On most electrical kitchen appliances you will find "do not immerse in water"

Have you ever sat in the bath and had the wife hand you the toaster?

Just the once!

See thread on Reincarnation.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Curling tongs - For External use only!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Curling tongs - For External use only!!"

You didn't see that episode of Embarrassing Bodies then....

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Nytol used to have a warning label that they may cause drowsiness.

The 'no shit, Sherlock' school of labelling seems to be alive and well.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

the one that made my eyes water as a kid were the cone shaped fire extinguishers in schools with the instructions

Strike knob hard on floor and point at fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A carton of orange juice that says concentrate. I've been staring at it for hours but nothing is happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a packet of Anthony Worrall Thompson sausages with the message, prick with a fork.

How appropriate

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I like the one on the masshoosive IKEA hot dog billboard.............

Not actual size

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I like the one on the masshoosive IKEA hot dog billboard.............

Not actual size

I'm going to have to look next time I am there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeping pills. Might cause drowsiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made me cry laughing. Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has made me cry laughing. Thank you! "

me too - racking my brain for daft things ive seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab swingers may contain swingers, allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a zoo recently and all around the lion enclosure are signs saying "Caution. Lions are dangerous".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curling tongs - For External use only!!"

After once sitting on a pair of hot curling tongs while not wearing much I can confirm it's hot lol

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