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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Search You tube for 'does penis size matter?' and check out the first video by AsapSCIENCE, it goes into some very interesting detail on the science of penis size and attractiveness.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

There's enough about cock size on here without me wanting to look it up on YouTube as well

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the bigger ones need more blood ?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

If only I wasn't busy playing poker.

I'd love to know more about huge penises and maybe someday have one myself.

Ah well. One can dream.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am happy with my pecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they guaranteed to get me more meets if I get one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the same with boobs, we want them big

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I find myself so busy wasting hours and days ....... I'll just have a short look.

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

plymouth


"If only I wasn't busy playing poker.

I'd love to know more about huge penises and maybe someday have one myself.

Ah well. One can dream.

A"

Ah a fellow poker player

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"If only I wasn't busy playing poker.

I'd love to know more about huge penises and maybe someday have one myself.

Ah well. One can dream.

A"

This made me laugh.. And also go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's enough about cock size on here without me wanting to look it up on YouTube as well "

Yes but this one actually features some degree of objectivity, and if people are GENUINELY interested in learning something about the science behind the question as opposed to

'It's big enough to fill a pram'

'That sounds like something someone with a small cock would say'

Then they may just find it interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lot's of stuff on YouTube about stuff...it will only lead to me being on there 3hours later watching 'How Chicken Nuggets are really made'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lot's of stuff on YouTube about stuff...it will only lead to me being on there 3hours later watching 'How Chicken Nuggets are really made' "

But what if one day you found yourself in some sort of Hitchhiker Rutger Hauer type scenario, where a man is pointing a gun at your head saying that unless you can tell him the secret behind Chicken Nuggets, he's going to blow your brains out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 6 craziest genitals found in nature was more interesting!...The male octopus whose Penis detaches and swims over to the female!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The 6 craziest genitals found in nature was more interesting!...The male octopus whose Penis detaches and swims over to the female! "

Be great for long distance swingers wouldn't it?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"The 6 craziest genitals found in nature was more interesting!...The male octopus whose Penis detaches and swims over to the female!

Be great for long distance swingers wouldn't it? "

Well......... the male dies shortly afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The 6 craziest genitals found in nature was more interesting!...The male octopus whose Penis detaches and swims over to the female!

Be great for long distance swingers wouldn't it?

Well......... the male dies shortly afterwards."

It's still largely preferable to the current swinging situation, where many single males die (on the inside at least), long BEFORE they get anywhere near having sex with a woman off here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 6 craziest genitals found in nature was more interesting!...The male octopus whose Penis detaches and swims over to the female!

Be great for long distance swingers wouldn't it?

Well......... the male dies shortly afterwards.

It's still largely preferable to the current swinging situation, where many single males die (on the inside at least), long BEFORE they get anywhere near having sex with a woman off here "

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"the bigger ones need more blood ?"

and more liquid nitrogen to freeze; just as a science experiment, ofcourse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lot's of stuff on YouTube about stuff...it will only lead to me being on there 3hours later watching 'How Chicken Nuggets are really made'

But what if one day you found yourself in some sort of Hitchhiker Rutger Hauer type scenario, where a man is pointing a gun at your head saying that unless you can tell him the secret behind Chicken Nuggets, he's going to blow your brains out?"

You know...I never thought about that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lot's of stuff on YouTube about stuff...it will only lead to me being on there 3hours later watching 'How Chicken Nuggets are really made'

But what if one day you found yourself in some sort of Hitchhiker Rutger Hauer type scenario, where a man is pointing a gun at your head saying that unless you can tell him the secret behind Chicken Nuggets, he's going to blow your brains out?

You know...I never thought about that! "

See, it's important to be able to think outside the box sometimes, I mean, maniacs tend to be largely irrational by their very nature, and if someone is crazy enough to flag down your car then point a gun at you, there's a higher than usual possibility that they may also have a Chicken Nugget obsession, therefore it's probably a good idea to research into poultry and breadcrumb culinary ventures in order to better equip yourself with the knowledge required to safely see yourself through encounters with such individuals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see you ended up in the unsolved mysteries section of YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given men of all sizes are able to get into relationships and raise children...it obviously matters little how big your cock is...

If some single men on here are having major trouble finding a woman to play with, their cock size is probably not the root cause.

It's good to know scientists are doing good work....From CERN, to climate science to cock size... What a wonderfully varied world we live in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I see you ended up in the unsolved mysteries section of YouTube "

The reason these mysteries were unsolved so long was simply due to people failing to see the patently obvious connection between Chicken Nuggets and said mysteries. In fact, it has long been known in modern evolutionary science that the fossilised 'Missing Link' was discovered several decades ago, and has been kept in a laboratory ever since, a being with a PERFECT, 50/50 balance of human and ape DNA - what they DIDN'T want the public to know, that this fossil (affectionately named 'Missy') was actually eating a box of Chicken Nuggets at the time of its death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it change my cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will it change my cock? "

Science or Chicken Nuggets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conspiracy theories involving chicken nuggets too? Wait, let me get a pen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Conspiracy theories involving chicken nuggets too? Wait, let me get a pen!

"

The kind you write with or the kind you keep chickens in?

They've gotten to YOU too haven't they?- HAVEN'T THEY?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will it change my cock?

Science or Chicken Nuggets?"

Science nuggets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Conspiracy theories involving chicken nuggets too? Wait, let me get a pen!

The kind you write with or the kind you keep chickens in?

They've gotten to YOU too haven't they?- HAVEN'T THEY?!!"

Ahh very good...you passed the test!

They approached me about you but this is neither the time nor the place Brian, now stop drawing attention to yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im saying nothin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 6 craziest genitals found in nature was more interesting!...The male octopus whose Penis detaches and swims over to the female!

Be great for long distance swingers wouldn't it?

Well......... the male dies shortly afterwards.

It's still largely preferable to the current swinging situation, where many single males die (on the inside at least), long BEFORE they get anywhere near having sex with a woman off here "

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"The 6 craziest genitals found in nature was more interesting!...The male octopus whose Penis detaches and swims over to the female!

Be great for long distance swingers wouldn't it?

Well......... the male dies shortly afterwards.

It's still largely preferable to the current swinging situation, where many single males die (on the inside at least), long BEFORE they get anywhere near having sex with a woman off here "

Really?

Do 'some' single males really take life on Fab or any other website that seriously?

If so? I have serious concerns for them.

A

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By *immy2xMan
over a year ago

aberdeen/inverness/ highlands

Some posts are just crying out for a like button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 6 craziest genitals found in nature was more interesting!...The male octopus whose Penis detaches and swims over to the female!

Be great for long distance swingers wouldn't it?

Well......... the male dies shortly afterwards.

It's still largely preferable to the current swinging situation, where many single males die (on the inside at least), long BEFORE they get anywhere near having sex with a woman off here

"

That might be, but it would go some way to addressing the m/f ratio

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.


"Conspiracy theories involving chicken nuggets too? Wait, let me get a pen!

The kind you write with or the kind you keep chickens in?

They've gotten to YOU too haven't they?- HAVEN'T THEY?!!

Ahh very good...you passed the test!

They approached me about you but this is neither the time nor the place Brian, now stop drawing attention to yourself! "

Whose Brian?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 6 craziest genitals found in nature was more interesting!...The male octopus whose Penis detaches and swims over to the female! "

They put octopi DNA in fruit, stops it doing something or other, I think they use it in strawberries or is that frogs ??

So if you ladies find my cock crawling up your leg, blame Del Monte

And they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, they won't be saying that when they have a surgery full of lost exhausted cocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will it change my cock?

Science or Chicken Nuggets?

Science nuggets. "

No, neither will chicken science, or chicken paste.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Conspiracy theories involving chicken nuggets too? Wait, let me get a pen!

The kind you write with or the kind you keep chickens in?

They've gotten to YOU too haven't they?- HAVEN'T THEY?!!

Ahh very good...you passed the test!

They approached me about you but this is neither the time nor the place Brian, now stop drawing attention to yourself!

Whose Brian? "

I'm Brian.

And so's my wife!

A

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

That is good to know. for some unknown reason I thought they had got OPs name wrong. As I always read it as Brian instead of Brain.

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By *e13guyMan
over a year ago

Lewisham


"Will it change my cock?

Science or Chicken Nuggets?"

I don't think many ladies here would knock back Usain Bolt with his box of chicken nuggets....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Thanks but I don't need YouTube to tell me what my preferences are and what I think of cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will it change my cock?

Science or Chicken Nuggets?

Science nuggets.

No, neither will chicken science, or chicken paste."

Or chicken fillets or chicken livers apparently.......cheers though buddy, but I wish I'd read this advice sooner...the bed is a terrible bloody mess and I'm in danger of salmonella now I believe after a quick google search.....

You know when you just wish you hadn't opened a thread....

Still....I haven't found any science nuggets yet so hope remains.....

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"The 6 craziest genitals found in nature was more interesting!...The male octopus whose Penis detaches and swims over to the female!

Be great for long distance swingers wouldn't it?

Well......... the male dies shortly afterwards."

That's not always a bad thing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will it change my cock?

Science or Chicken Nuggets?

Science nuggets.

No, neither will chicken science, or chicken paste.

Or chicken fillets or chicken livers apparently.......cheers though buddy, but I wish I'd read this advice sooner...the bed is a terrible bloody mess and I'm in danger of salmonella now I believe after a quick google search.....

You know when you just wish you hadn't opened a thread....

Still....I haven't found any science nuggets yet so hope remains....."

The bed is a terrible bloody mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, decisions decisions!!! Candy crush or more online cock mmm, I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Search You tube for 'does penis size matter?' and check out the first video by AsapSCIENCE, it goes into some very interesting detail on the science of penis size and attractiveness."

Well I haven't watched it but let me guess, the bigger the cock the more the heartstoppingly attractive to the ladies you are?

Probably something to do with good gene pools and the like?

Well done OP, I guess that must make you irresistible to the opposite sex

Well I think the science is sound because I've got a small one and I'm a right ugly munter

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Search You tube for 'does penis size matter?' and check out the first video by AsapSCIENCE, it goes into some very interesting detail on the science of penis size and attractiveness.

Well I haven't watched it but let me guess, the bigger the cock the more the heartstoppingly attractive to the ladies you are?

Probably something to do with good gene pools and the like?

Well done OP, I guess that must make you irresistible to the opposite sex

Well I think the science is sound because I've got a small one and I'm a right ugly munter"

I am hoping there are exceptions to the rule. That guy with that 13" dick is a bit of a munter. I'm not gay. But he is - a munter. Ladies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am hoping there are exceptions to the rule. That guy with that 13" dick is a bit of a munter. I'm not gay. But he is - a munter. Ladies? "

I've seen inter_iews with Jonah Falcone, and whilst he's not much to look at facially and rather chubby, he comes across as an intelligent, considerate and genuinely pleasant person, so it's not as though his considerable blessing is the only attractive tool in his charm box.

But my, WHAT a tool it is!

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