FabSwingers.com forum: FAB Police recruitment

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Recruiting now must have a degree in English, Know the mysteries of the universe, must never be wrong. They also need to have a smart arse, pop up in forums undetected to comment the rules of the forum. Oh and look good in a police uniform. Applications posted tobmy inbox.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I'm in

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Recruiting now must have a degree in English, Know the mysteries of the universe, must never be wrong. They also need to have a smart arse, pop up in forums undetected to comment the rules of the forum. Oh and look good in a police uniform. Applications posted tobmy inbox."

Fuck ... I fail at the final hurdle

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Im a woman... Therefore im NEVER wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can compromise in the uniform - I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck ... I fail at the final hurdle"

You can do admin. Sexy specs at the ready x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll apply for the looking good in a uniform position ~ shall I supply my own handcuffs & truncheon, or will you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck ... I fail at the final hurdle"

Haven't you got a stamp ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already in the secret service.

I can cum and go without you feeling a thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We not in the clique so will never be accepted.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fuck ... I fail at the final hurdle

Haven't you got a stamp ? "

No I draw the line at flat leather shoes and a jaunty angled fucking bowler hat

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"We not in the clique so will never be accepted. "

Just bribe the O.P.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be on the inter_iew panel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We not in the clique so will never be accepted.

Just bribe the O.P. "

Ok.

Finger up the bum ok op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like bending the rules too much, I'd be rubbish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this another zero hour contract?

Also must the applicants be married and never go bareback?

Finally will there be cleaning tokens for the uniform?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I will pass the fitness test. Who wants to help get me in shape ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

will there be a requirement to be professional? If so what does it mean?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

place granny in charge of the cells then she doesent have to go out in the cold on the beat or wear a hat problem solved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We not in the clique so will never be accepted.

Just bribe the O.P.

Ok.

Finger up the bum ok op? "

Sackable offence gross missconduct

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

am I short listed...

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Sign me up, Bitches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I get a badge?

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

I started my application, but the screws found it, I would have been great to have a job when I finally get out?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"am I short listed..."

No he said 'short'

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"am I short listed...

No he said 'short'"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sign me up, Bitches!"

Who could refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get a badge?"

Badges. We don't need no stinking badges.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I get a badge?"

You need to earn the uniform first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sign me up, Bitches!"

Demoted to admin duties.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Do I get a badge?

Badges. We don't need no stinking badges. "

I can hear the accent .... Shit ..was it blazing saddles ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get a badge?

Badges. We don't need no stinking badges.

I can hear the accent .... Shit ..was it blazing saddles ?"

The sheriff is near.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Sign me up, Bitches!

Demoted to admin duties."

Bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sign me up, Bitches!

Demoted to admin duties.

Bollocks!

Suck it up work hard and you will do well here. Now earn your stripes in the 'Cant get a meet' threads helping single guys.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Sign me up, Bitches!

Demoted to admin duties.

Bollocks!

You sure you really want me in admin?

"Theiving fucking scumbag witnessed on CCfuckingTV concealing DVD's under his Motherfucking coat. Managers and security persued the cunt who was detained in the fucking staffroom until we fucking arrived.

Bolloxing witness reports taken by my jackass colleague, cunting suspect detained and further fucking investigations are ongoing into previous fucking convictions. Cunt".

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sign me up, Bitches!

Demoted to admin duties.

Bollocks!

You sure you really want me in admin?

Bolloxing witness reports taken by my jackass colleague, cunting suspect detained and further fucking investigations are ongoing into previous fucking convictions. Cunt".

It's very sweary in the land of cookies

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Sign me up, Bitches!

Demoted to admin duties.

Bollocks!

Suck it up work hard and you will do well here. Now earn your stripes in the 'Cant get a meet' threads helping single guys. "

You mean the ones who have been here two weeks, have a profile consisting of 5 words and who have already started 3 previous threads on the same subject without any intention of following any of the constructive advice given?...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sign me up, Bitches!

Demoted to admin duties.

Bollocks!

Suck it up work hard and you will do well here. Now earn your stripes in the 'Cant get a meet' threads helping single guys.

Yes! Those fucking bastard cunty ones.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Sign me up, Bitches!

Demoted to admin duties.

Bollocks!

You sure you really want me in admin?

Bolloxing witness reports taken by my jackass colleague, cunting suspect detained and further fucking investigations are ongoing into previous fucking convictions. Cunt".

It's very sweary in the land of cookies "

It's because the Maryland cookies have been switched for everyday value cookies. Barely any chocolate chips and they're hard as fuck so things are a little tense in this here town.

Cutbacks, y'see.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sign me up, Bitches!

Demoted to admin duties.

Bollocks!

Suck it up work hard and you will do well here. Now earn your stripes in the 'Cant get a meet' threads helping single guys.

No the one where they have well thought out pictures. Articulate profile and do not expect sex on a plate.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Ah it sounded good until the uniform part.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Sign me up, Bitches!

Demoted to admin duties.

Bollocks!

Suck it up work hard and you will do well here. Now earn your stripes in the 'Cant get a meet' threads helping single guys.

No the one where they have well thought out pictures. Articulate profile and do not expect sex on a plate."

Clearly that's a case of Bitches needing to buck their shit up and open their legs more then.

God, women thinking they have free will and all.

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