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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Someone just told me they'll make sure I never get any more meets ?

How will they achieve that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You been breaking hearts and they're seeking vengence?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

bet you're scared now.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

They will contact everyone in your area telling them you've been put in a care home.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

You may as well pack your stuff and get going..... You don't stand a chance now! It's not like there's loads of men on here who would give up a limb to meet you

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Voodoo doll perhaps? Those pins can really hurt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a hand proving them wrong?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Ha ha.... Some people are so very childish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will be on National News no doubt that you are part of a new police operation

Operation who really cares?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say a limb!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You need a hand proving them wrong? "

She may require more than just a hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the fucks you are now giving is zero!

Some people....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

What did you do in order to get this response from them?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Ha ha.... Some people are so very childish."

Sorry ..... I'm not in the most serious mood today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they will glue your front door shut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone just told me they'll make sure I never get any more meets ?

How will they achieve that ? "

By destroying your vagina with the telekenesis hindering you usesless!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What did you do in order to get this response from them? "

Oh blame me why don't you

I deleted a message without saying no thank you.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Maybe they will glue your front door shut "

I have a back door tho ......

( no dirty comments please )

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Someone just told me they'll make sure I never get any more meets ?

How will they achieve that ?

By destroying your vagina with the telekenesis hindering you usesless!! "

Many have tried not with telekenesis tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did you do in order to get this response from them?

Oh blame me why don't you

I deleted a message without saying no thank you. "

That's terrible and after ignoring my wink too lol xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"They will contact everyone in your area telling them you've been put in a care home.

"

Will there be cake ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did you do in order to get this response from them?

Oh blame me why don't you

I deleted a message without saying no thank you. "

How could you?!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"What did you do in order to get this response from them?

Oh blame me why don't you

I deleted a message without saying no thank you. "

Bloody liberty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They will contact everyone in your area telling them you've been put in a care home.

Will there be cake ?"

i can provide cake and i can dance

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Ha ha.... Some people are so very childish.

Sorry ..... I'm not in the most serious mood today "

Hehe.. I meant them, not you .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I wouldn't say a limb!"

finger tip ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"What did you do in order to get this response from them?

Oh blame me why don't you

I deleted a message without saying no thank you. "

Outrageous!

That really is taking butthurt, on their part, obviously, to the next level!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What did you do in order to get this response from them?

Oh blame me why don't you

I deleted a message without saying no thank you.

That's terrible and after ignoring my wink too lol xx"

Did you wink my way ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"They will contact everyone in your area telling them you've been put in a care home.

Will there be cake ?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might as well go UNLOS now then

Some people really don't take rejection very well do they? Nothing so fragile as the male ego!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe they will glue your front door shut

I have a back door tho ......

( no dirty comments please ) "

Aww but I have so many dirty comments I want to say

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deleted a message, no thank you note! How very dare you. For such heresy, may your fanjiner be sewn up by midnight minions and Adonis himself tease you mercilessly that 'you ain't getting.......none of this candy'

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

So what pattern is the wallpaper in Funky's cellar?

I've often wondered.

A

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"So what pattern is the wallpaper in Funky's cellar?

I've often wondered.

A"

Gasp ........ I think it's made of woman skin . Clarisssssssssssssse suck suck slurp !

Not seen the bare bunned git in many a thread.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Someone just told me they'll make sure I never get any more meets ?

How will they achieve that ? "

Maybe they are Liam Neeson, edited to make more relevant...

I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking to be paid, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you meet me now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

Don't have nightmares

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Someone just told me they'll make sure I never get any more meets ?

How will they achieve that ?

Maybe they are Liam Neeson, edited to make more relevant...

I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking to be paid, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you meet me now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

Don't have nightmares "

You're confusing him with that bloke from Crimewatch ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did you do in order to get this response from them?

Oh blame me why don't you

I deleted a message without saying no thank you. "

People like you spoil the site...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count yourself lucky! At least you had a warning!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What did you do in order to get this response from them?

Oh blame me why don't you

I deleted a message without saying no thank you.

People like you spoil the site... "

Gasp ! He said that. Do you write his scripts ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Count yourself lucky! At least you had a warning! "

I can't be that positive with all of that hanging over me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been banned for the best part of 2 years! Just take each day as it comes...chin up ol' gal! chin up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need a hand proving them wrong? "

Mmmm I best check you out first

For the protection of the lovely OP of course, you may be in cahoots......I do love that word

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

just create a new profile Granny Crumpett2

he won't suss it.......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"just create a new profile Granny Crumpett2

he won't suss it......."

Not a bad idea....... I think I'll be AuntyPancake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe they will glue your front door shut "

Press your minge against the letterbox...

A friend told me.......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Maybe they will glue your front door shut

Press your minge against the letterbox...

A friend told me....... "

What if they post a sofa ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe they will glue your front door shut

Press your minge against the letterbox...

A friend told me.......

What if they post a sofa ?"

You don't like big black couch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooo did you say no

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Have you had any meets in the last 4 hours, since they hexed you? If not, the curse may be holding.

Does anyone have any tips on how to remove a possible voodoo curse?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Have you had any meets in the last 4 hours, since they hexed you? If not, the curse may be holding.

Does anyone have any tips on how to remove a possible voodoo curse? "

I met the dog by the bins.

Other than that no ..... im doomed.

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