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Let's hear some of your best excuses for a no-show meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Best for me was

"Sorry I couldn't make it, my dog got run over by a train"

Followed by:

"My car broke down" (lived within half a mile on the GPS thing on mobile app on here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had it happen to us yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one today message last minute saying his mot had run out ;( shame really as the meet had been arranged for a few weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol guys never disappoint me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick well it won't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% turn up record me

1/1 lol

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

arranged a meet, he texted to say on way showed have arrived within 30 minutes. After 40 mins tried his mobile, no answer after 60 mins gave up.

When he eventually texted me next morning he claimed to have been pulled over by the police for speeding and locked in a cell overnight - must have been some bloody speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"arranged a meet, he texted to say on way showed have arrived within 30 minutes. After 40 mins tried his mobile, no answer after 60 mins gave up.

When he eventually texted me next morning he claimed to have been pulled over by the police for speeding and locked in a cell overnight - must have been some bloody speed "

Id speed to meet you. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not exactly a no show but quite funny. This guy arrived. He was nice looking and seemed OK so we started to play. His phone Buzzed so he went to look at it. Suddenly his face went a bit pale and he said he had some wine in the car and would pop out and get it. We said, no it's OK we have plenty but he insisted. We asked quite innocently " You're not going to do a runner on us are you".

Well of course he did. Quite funny and we often chuckle about about it as a funny anecdote. He had the cheek later to text us and ask us if he could come back. His Dad had been taken ill and he'd had to rush to the hospital to visit him. Ermmmmmm how does "fuck off sound" we said. Did we do the right thing do you think LOL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy text me at the time we was supposed to be meeting to say he wasn't coming now as he was meeting somebody else

I wouldn't have minded if he had text me a hour earlier but why wait till the time we were meeting when he knew I'd have left the house and be sat waiting for him

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I had a guy text me at the time we was supposed to be meeting to say he wasn't coming now as he was meeting somebody else

I wouldn't have minded if he had text me a hour earlier but why wait till the time we were meeting when he knew I'd have left the house and be sat waiting for him "

It's inexcusable to do not let you know. Likewise his fishing for an alternative that he met instead. If we all treated each other with due respect, fab and the world would be a better place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pick well it won't happen "

Well it does happen. Both were verified members - I don't meet unverified or new members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick well it won't happen

Well it does happen. Both were verified members - I don't meet unverified or new members "

I have met lots of in verified men and never had a problem with any, all I have arranged to meet have turned up, I'm not saying I get cancellations or no shows a lot because I do not but all the ones I have have been with verified members

I sometimes think that verifications make some think it's OK to mess people about as they have nothing to prove as they are alresdy verified

I find un verified members more reliable they just need someone to take a chance on them sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They never replyed if they would come or not as we said we was gonna meet that day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single lady told me her husband and kids had come home so she had to make excuses to get out then said she couldn't come due to dog being sick in her shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick well it won't happen "

Guy that let us down had cammed with us several and times is well verified. We got suspicious last night when we invited to come for drinks and he had a surprise visit from his mum. Then came the cancelation .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pick well it won't happen

Guy that let us down had cammed with us several and times is well verified. We got suspicious last night when we invited to come for drinks and he had a surprise visit from his mum. Then came the cancelation . "

I'll cam lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a let down but i put a status up looking for 'a meet right now' and one guy who messaged me i said yeah to him, 10 mins later he said he couldn't get out of work so couldn't come. Made me laugh but at least he let me know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell while helping my sister move house and ended up with a brain haemorrhage"

Inventive to say the least!

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By *eepfoughtMan
over a year ago

Burnley

I once showed up for a meet only to find the address empty, boarded up and up for sale.

Which was nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""I fell while helping my sister move house and ended up with a brain haemorrhage"

Inventive to say the least!"

Very original - well done that man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Oh was that this week' ...yes we arranged it only yesterday

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

''So sorry. Family came round and wouldn't leave'' fair enough....

Until I saw a verification for the same day and that said he 'stayed all day and I was very satisfied'. Lol. Miss C. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a dream I was dying last night and it scared me so much that I don't want to leave the house today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had two no shows,which is annoy the time it takes to get ready and go to meet,but another guy we arranged to meet in a large car park,and there was a few huts in the middle,i waited for 20 minutes and went,got a text later saying he was there and where was i,turned out we was waiting either side of the huts to meet,and he didnt have his phone with him,turned out okay as we met later the following week.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale


"Pick well it won't happen

Guy that let us down had cammed with us several and times is well verified. We got suspicious last night when we invited to come for drinks and he had a surprise visit from his mum. Then came the cancelation . "

clearly he is mad

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I had a guy text that he couldn't meet up cos he'd got a solicitors letter that he had to deal with...at least he let me know

I cancelled a meet once cos my cat had been injured and was in his safe place under my bed and I wasn't going to stress him out further by bouncing up and down on it, but I gave plenty of notice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"''So sorry. Family came round and wouldn't leave'' fair enough....

Until I saw a verification for the same day and that said he 'stayed all day and I was very satisfied'. Lol. Miss C. Xx "

Haha, yes the 'can't meet sorry, something has come up'

*posts meet wanted* 10 mins later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a dream I was dying last night and it scared me so much that I don't want to leave the house today. "

Sorry that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kid fell off his bike..

My house was burgled yesterday...

I saw you out with another guy so I think we should not meet- he looks different to me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy text that he couldn't meet up cos he'd got a solicitors letter that he had to deal with...at least he let me know

I cancelled a meet once cos my cat had been injured and was in his safe place under my bed and I wasn't going to stress him out further by bouncing up and down on it, but I gave plenty of notice "
no sofa or kitchen table?

went to mansfield got in her street and she rang to cancel!!! wine tasted nice on the bus home!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"arranged a meet, he texted to say on way showed have arrived within 30 minutes. After 40 mins tried his mobile, no answer after 60 mins gave up.

When he eventually texted me next morning he claimed to have been pulled over by the police for speeding and locked in a cell overnight - must have been some bloody speed "

Banged up for speeding....... doubt it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have only once been a back up meet...... which he then thought I would be his 2nd meet of the night cos his first one was shit (his words). He kept stringing me on all day about when he was coming. Excuses were (in order) he couldnt get out of work, his car wouldnt, start, he was stuck in traffic, hia car had broken down, he was lost, his phone was flat so he had to go home for his charger. He eventually showed up 7 hours late (even though I had told him not to bother).

I don't know if they are the best excuses but possibly the most a excuses in one evening. Oh did I mention he lived just 5 miles away.

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