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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What is the worst instrument to hear someone learning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Violin lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

The self pity violin.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stethoscope.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"The self pity violin....."

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

The recorder !!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bagpipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bagpipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mouse organ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air guitar

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The self pity violin....."

The one doesn't sound any better when they have learnt how to play it.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Air guitar"

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Bagpipes "

Thank God none of the neighbourhood children is learning the bagpipes! Trumpet next door is bad enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The recorder

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The recorder "

They can get a bit screechy.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

I love to hear the sound of a youngster learning any instrument - it means music education is still going on.

Without young musicians coming through the system, the future of our outstandimg British orchestras is at risk

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I can play the recorder and Northumbrian pipes and my neighbours have yet to complain. The violin nearly broke me though; until you're good it just sounds terrible.

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

Torture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love to hear the sound of a youngster learning any instrument - it means music education is still going on.

Without young musicians coming through the system, the future of our outstandimg British orchestras is at risk

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Except violins eeeeeeek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bagpipes.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I love to hear the sound of a youngster learning any instrument - it means music education is still going on.

Without young musicians coming through the system, the future of our outstandimg British orchestras is at risk

"

I do agree, up to the point I have heard the two hour trumpet practice.

Our local schools have all got really good music programmes. Just in the family we have had piano, recorder, trumpet, cello, violin, guitar and clarinet.

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By *rishsteveMan
over a year ago

carlow

Drums !!!!!!!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Drums !!!!!!!"

I have been spared drums so far. Can't you get those quiet ones now?

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

Electric guitar - coz its always turned up to 11 - and I apologies for putting my family through it hopefully they are not reading

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Saxomaphone.

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By *lshere77Man
over a year ago

Wigan

The sausage trumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saxomaphone."

Tramampoline!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Air guitar"

Nowt wrong with a well tuned air guitar

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"I love to hear the sound of a youngster learning any instrument - it means music education is still going on.

Without young musicians coming through the system, the future of our outstandimg British orchestras is at risk

I do agree, up to the point I have heard the two hour trumpet practice.

Our local schools have all got really good music programmes. Just in the family we have had piano, recorder, trumpet, cello, violin, guitar and clarinet.

"

2 hours trumpet practice - excellent - in this age of t'internet and gaming - well done him/her! From your point of _iew - just think about the time you can pop along to the Barbican and hear him/her playing in the LSO and say - "I remember hearing them practicing and driving me up the wall!"

music programmes are sadly the first to receive cuts - which results in many very talented young people missing out.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I love to hear the sound of a youngster learning any instrument - it means music education is still going on.

Without young musicians coming through the system, the future of our outstandimg British orchestras is at risk

I do agree, up to the point I have heard the two hour trumpet practice.

Our local schools have all got really good music programmes. Just in the family we have had piano, recorder, trumpet, cello, violin, guitar and clarinet.

2 hours trumpet practice - excellent - in this age of t'internet and gaming - well done him/her! From your point of _iew - just think about the time you can pop along to the Barbican and hear him/her playing in the LSO and say - "I remember hearing them practicing and driving me up the wall!"

music programmes are sadly the first to receive cuts - which results in many very talented young people missing out."

I'm pretty sure he has gone to bed now as the practice has stopped and it's after 10pm

I have had a seven year old challenge me to learn to play something on the piano. She is going to teach me.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"I love to hear the sound of a youngster learning any instrument - it means music education is still going on.

Without young musicians coming through the system, the future of our outstandimg British orchestras is at risk

I do agree, up to the point I have heard the two hour trumpet practice.

Our local schools have all got really good music programmes. Just in the family we have had piano, recorder, trumpet, cello, violin, guitar and clarinet.

2 hours trumpet practice - excellent - in this age of t'internet and gaming - well done him/her! From your point of _iew - just think about the time you can pop along to the Barbican and hear him/her playing in the LSO and say - "I remember hearing them practicing and driving me up the wall!"

music programmes are sadly the first to receive cuts - which results in many very talented young people missing out.

I'm pretty sure he has gone to bed now as the practice has stopped and it's after 10pm

I have had a seven year old challenge me to learn to play something on the piano. She is going to teach me. "

Ooooh! I could also help with that

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I love to hear the sound of a youngster learning any instrument - it means music education is still going on.

Without young musicians coming through the system, the future of our outstandimg British orchestras is at risk

I do agree, up to the point I have heard the two hour trumpet practice.

Our local schools have all got really good music programmes. Just in the family we have had piano, recorder, trumpet, cello, violin, guitar and clarinet.

2 hours trumpet practice - excellent - in this age of t'internet and gaming - well done him/her! From your point of _iew - just think about the time you can pop along to the Barbican and hear him/her playing in the LSO and say - "I remember hearing them practicing and driving me up the wall!"

music programmes are sadly the first to receive cuts - which results in many very talented young people missing out.

I'm pretty sure he has gone to bed now as the practice has stopped and it's after 10pm

I have had a seven year old challenge me to learn to play something on the piano. She is going to teach me.

Ooooh! I could also help with that "

Then do! You know where to find my challenges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything played badly. It causes me pain to hear flat or sharp notes. I cringe

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Anything played badly. It causes me pain to hear flat or sharp notes. I cringe"

They are all played badly at the beginning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything played badly. It causes me pain to hear flat or sharp notes. I cringe

They are all played badly at the beginning.

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I was quite good with my recorder,violin and piano lessons at the start,I just couldn't play anything other than simple tunes. My grandson was much better than his sister on the violin,I could listen to him,I couldn't her. She was extremely bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drums !!!!!!!

I have been spared drums so far. Can't you get those quiet ones now?

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The drums were fine. Fortunately a detached house helped although our neighbour could hear them inside their house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rusty trombone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Violin. Played by my daughter who is profoundly deaf. Love her for her determination but jeez, what a noise. X

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Violin. Played by my daughter who is profoundly deaf. Love her for her determination but jeez, what a noise. X"

That's rather lovely.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Anything played badly. It causes me pain to hear flat or sharp notes. I cringe

They are all played badly at the beginning.

"

I played all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order

@Eric Morecambe

Les Dawson was a genius at this also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's got to be the violin, played badly its like nails down a chalk board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The harmonica.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A theremin.

They're almost impossible to play....

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland


"I can play the recorder and Northumbrian pipes and my neighbours have yet to complain. The violin nearly broke me though; until you're good it just sounds terrible."

At the risk of sounding dumb, but what are northumbrian pipes?.

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield


"Bagpipes. "

Except when learning only the chanter is used.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I can play the recorder and Northumbrian pipes and my neighbours have yet to complain. The violin nearly broke me though; until you're good it just sounds terrible.

At the risk of sounding dumb, but what are northumbrian pipes?."

They're a smaller English version of the bagpipes. Less volume.

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland


"I can play the recorder and Northumbrian pipes and my neighbours have yet to complain. The violin nearly broke me though; until you're good it just sounds terrible.

At the risk of sounding dumb, but what are northumbrian pipes?.

They're a smaller English version of the bagpipes. Less volume."

oh thanks

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport


"The harmonica."

does a quick check in case it was one of my neighbours. Learning to bend notes on harmonicas is especially bad, even my cats let me know their disapproval when I try this.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I agree with violin... It would be so much better if they put some frets on it... I really think that you need to be really, really good on a violin to make it sound alright, average on a violin is still painful.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


". I really think that you need to be really, really good on a violin to make it sound alright, average on a violin is still painful. "

Practice makes perfect

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

One eyed piccolo

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