Getting it sooooo wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

While on holiday we met a lot of dutch people and became friends with one family.

Well my mates old man was trying to impress her by saying summat in german...

Was supposed to be .."i love you"

He said....eh.clean me dick

needless to say that a lot of beer was spraying all over the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of some (many!!) years ago when I first arrived in Britain asking my Sales Director for the "French letter" he had asked me to translate - could not understand why everybody in the room started to chuckle...

Was told to ask the receptionist (a kind middle aged lady to explain to me!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cant beat my mate in berlin and trying to impress her other mates by asking for coffee in german.

her ex hubby was a lorry driver and told her what to ask for....ahem !!!

So waiter comes to table and she says..."ill order"

Turns to waiter and says.............

Two mucky fukkys please

The whole table was silent and stunned and then she realised she had been played. lmao

the waiter had to have a week off i hear

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