FabSwingers.com forum: MONICA LEWINSKY

By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

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An extract from Hillary Clinton's autobiography, 'The Truth Will Always Prevail'. To be released soon…

"Some years ago, nearing dinner time at the White House, our regular cook fell ill and they had to get a replacement on short notice.

He wasn't the smartest looking guy, in fact he seemed a bit dirty.

Bill voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was the best they could do on such short notice.

"Just before the meal, Bill noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff,

but he was assured that many Chefs did that.

"Dinner went okay, although Bill thought that the soup tasted a little funny.

By the time dessert came, he started to have stomach cramps and nausea.

It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse himself.

"By now, he was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn't remember

which door led to the bathroom. He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found

a door that opened.

"As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's

office with his trousers around his knees.

As he was about to pass out, this naive girl bent over him and heard President Clinton whisper in a barely audible voice:

"Sack my cook"

"And that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred."

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

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"An extract from Hillary Clinton's autobiography, 'The Truth Will Always Prevail'. To be released soon…

"Some years ago, nearing dinner time at the White House, our regular cook fell ill and they had to get a replacement on short notice.

He wasn't the smartest looking guy, in fact he seemed a bit dirty.

Bill voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was the best they could do on such short notice.

"Just before the meal, Bill noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff,

but he was assured that many Chefs did that.

"Dinner went okay, although Bill thought that the soup tasted a little funny.

By the time dessert came, he started to have stomach cramps and nausea.

It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse himself.

"By now, he was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn't remember

which door led to the bathroom. He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found

a door that opened.

"As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's

office with his trousers around his knees.

As he was about to pass out, this naive girl bent over him and heard President Clinton whisper in a barely audible voice:

"Sack my cook"

"And that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred."

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Very good very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can see why he didn't count it as sex now! Where did the cigar fit in though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TLTR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently she was a Mossad agent. Scary stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to see Monica Lewinsky publish a memoir about the last 20ish years of her life, What she has learned, how she has turned her 'failures' into successes etc etc, She has so many directions she could go with a book, especially with the existing "war on women" movement. Not only could she capitalise (finally) but also teach the younger generations a bit from her own mistakes. She was clearly someone who bought what people were selling and then they ate her alive like the hypocritical pathological narcissists they are. Her mistake was opening her mouth to her friend. And that's why they went all high school on her and she was sold out; you can be trashy but you must always be able to lie or buy your way out of it. As a woman, she was entitled to neither at the time.

At least Mo Lewinsky saved Social Security from being handed over to Wall Street. She deserves a medal! See how far blowing can get you? rather than saying You picked the wrong meat to chew on lol

Mo does make an attractive 40-year-old though.

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