FabSwingers.com forum: LITTLE JOHNNY

By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Little Johnny in class again....

The teacher asked the question "Name something ending in 'tor' that eats something?"

The first child she asked said "Alligator", "Very good." said the teacher, the second child said "Predator" again getting a compliment from the teacher. Then it came to little Johnny's turn, his answer was "Vibrator". The teacher being used to Johnny just said "But a vibrator doesn't eat anything. To which Johnny replied "My mum says hers eats batteries like anything."

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teacher : Today children we're going to learn the alphabet. The first letter is "A". Can anyone tell me a word that starts with A?

Little Johnny : Arse Miss, Arse.

Teacher : oh dear, moving on, the second letter is "B". Can anyone tell me a word that starts with B.

Little Johnny : Miss, Miss, Bastard Miss.

Teaccher : Oh dearie me, we'll move on. The third letter is C, oooh err, maybe we'll move on. The fourth letter is "D". Can anyone tell me a word that starts with D?

Little Johnny : Miss, Miss i have one.

Teacher : Oh god, what is it Johnny.

Little Johnny : Dwarf Miss, Dwarf.

Teacher : Very good Johnny, very good. And can you tell the class what a dwarf is?

Little Johnny : Yes Miss, it's a little cunt about this high.