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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

An Argentinian man died while having sex with a scarecrow that he had fitted with a six-inch strap-on penis, police believe.

He had also painted a mouth onto it with lipstick, and given it a wig, before having sex.

Police found the rotting corpse of Jose Alberto, 58, lying next to his ‘lover’.

Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said: ‘I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.

‘It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.

‘There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow

‘Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.

‘We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.’

Alberto was described as a ‘loner’ by neighbours.

(Copied from the metro)

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Worzel Cummidge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hay baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worzel Cummidge "

Screwcrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF?? Him and her x

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

did he shag the stuffing out of her.......

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Worzel Cummidge

Screwcrow"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he suffer a hay fever attack ?

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By *te tMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Did he make hay while the sun shone?

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By *ridmusCouple
over a year ago

sheffield


"An Argentinian man died while having sex with a scarecrow that he had fitted with a six-inch strap-on penis, police believe.

He had also painted a mouth onto it with lipstick, and given it a wig, before having sex.

Police found the rotting corpse of Jose Alberto, 58, lying next to his ‘lover’.

Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said: ‘I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.

‘It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.

‘There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow

‘Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.

‘We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.’

Alberto was described as a ‘loner’ by neighbours.

(Copied from the metro) "

lmfao nearly wet myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was there a cup of tea and a slice of cake nearby ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...a radio at the scene was found to be playing Madonna's version of 'Don't Cry for me Argentina'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May have second thoughts about pegging now!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I'm betting the scarecrow was a dead ringer for Cherie Blair...but with a better hairdo!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Did he have his sexy head on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviuosly liked a bit of outdoor fun then

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I might make myself a scare-ho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A prosecutor? Who are they prosecuting?

The scarecrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A prosecutor? Who are they prosecuting?

The scarecrow?"

The scarecrow is in intesive care...somebody's got to pay!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Worzel Cummidge "

That was quick and witty to boot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A prosecutor? Who are they prosecuting?

The scarecrow?

The scarecrow is in intesive care...somebody's got to pay!! "

I think they said blond wig, not tou-pee

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Worzel Cummidge "

Omg I didn't notice you changed it.. I'm slacking today!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Ahhh that's sad

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Are we sure he wasn't a single guy on fab? His story sounds familiar to me. Driven by the desperation of not being able to find a meet he decided to make a 'woman' out of old clothes and straw. I think we've all done that haven't we?

Haven't we?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just say that even though some of these comments are humorous. If this is a true story is it right to poke fun at the expense of the deceased?

Double standards on here at times since some of us were made to feel awful for using similar lines of humour on the super glued fanny thread. I know that was different due to it being a story of abuse however its still mocking a person whichever way you dress it up.

Just wanted to make a point and not start a riot so as you were.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Can I just say that even though some of these comments are humorous. If this is a true story is it right to poke fun at the expense of the deceased?

Double standards on here at times since some of us were made to feel awful for using similar lines of humour on the super glued fanny thread. I know that was different due to it being a story of abuse however its still mocking a person whichever way you dress it up.

Just wanted to make a point and not start a riot so as you were."

Super glued fanny??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just say that even though some of these comments are humorous. If this is a true story is it right to poke fun at the expense of the deceased?

Double standards on here at times since some of us were made to feel awful for using similar lines of humour on the super glued fanny thread. I know that was different due to it being a story of abuse however its still mocking a person whichever way you dress it up.

Just wanted to make a point and not start a riot so as you were.

Super glued fanny?? "
There was a thread the other day about a guy that super glued his alleged cheating wife's fanny. I stupidly didn't read the article prior to commenting which did make me feel awful in hindsight.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Was it the crow man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Loner' ... Interesting to see a glimpse of my future

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