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I'm such a dick!

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By *0hnnyBrav0 OP   Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Thought of killing two birds with one stone as a bloke does.

So in i pops the washing in to the machine along with the bath mats obv from the bathroom.

Just gone to take em out and the backing has deteriorated and is coming off the mats.

Bits all over the clothes and floor and mats in to the bin.

Wtf didn't I just do the usual bloke thing and bin them and go to dunelm and buy new?

Cause I'm a dick that's why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this is why I avoid the washing machine!

Hex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought of killing two birds with one stone as a bloke does.

So in i pops the washing in to the machine along with the bath mats obv from the bathroom.

Just gone to take em out and the backing has deteriorated and is coming off the mats.

Bits all over the clothes and floor and mats in to the bin.

Wtf didn't I just do the usual bloke thing and bin them and go to dunelm and buy new?

Cause I'm a dick that's why "

Buy some without rubber on the back then you can wash them to your heart's content

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked the bit where you highlighted that the bath mats were obviously from the bathroom. I'd have spent my day wondering if you hadn't clarified that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done the same thing with the quilted undersheet ; came out like when you leave a tissue in, and the sheet was melted so had to buy a new one anyway ... I going back to the bloke way; buy new , eat over the sink and plastic cutlery

;)

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By *0hnnyBrav0 OP   Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"Done the same thing with the quilted undersheet ; came out like when you leave a tissue in, and the sheet was melted so had to buy a new one anyway ... I going back to the bloke way; buy new , eat over the sink and plastic cutlery

;)"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I liked the bit where you highlighted that the bath mats were obviously from the bathroom. I'd have spent my day wondering if you hadn't clarified that."

I am still pondering why he wants to kill birds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was going to be a post about meeting 2 birds separately from the same area and something going wrong?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"And this is why I avoid the washing machine!

Hex"

My wife has got a washing machine somewhere..... I think

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"Blokes" dont go dunhelm.

what your looking for is yesterdays towel on the floor.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Best to buy towel mats no backing .. they wash with the towels and dont fall apart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DICK

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought your name was Johnny.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get them from Ikea, better value and very machine washable

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By *0hnnyBrav0 OP   Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"I liked the bit where you highlighted that the bath mats were obviously from the bathroom. I'd have spent my day wondering if you hadn't clarified that.

I am still pondering why he wants to kill birds. "

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By *0hnnyBrav0 OP   Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"I thought this was going to be a post about meeting 2 birds separately from the same area and something going wrong? "

Lol I should be so lucky ha

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By *0hnnyBrav0 OP   Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"DICK"

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By *0hnnyBrav0 OP   Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"I thought your name was Johnny.

"

Ahubbahubba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol plonker

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