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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

A woman buys a parrot from a pet shop. The shopkeeper says it is an excellent talker, but warns her it's last owner ran a Brothel, so she might hear some rather fruity language from it at first.

When she takes it home the Parrot speaks...

"New Home. New Madam.

Hello Madam."

Later her two daughters come home. The parrot says...

"New Home. New Madam. New girls.

Hello girls"

At teatime the husband walks in from work. The parrot says...

"New Home. New Madam. New girls.

Old Customers. Hello Dave...."

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

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over a year ago

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By *ot monkey71Couple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Quality

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boom boom!

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