FabSwingers.com forum: Creme Eggs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do you eat yours?

I've not had one for ages but I tend to nibble in the chocolate first

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

I bite the top off and stick my tongue in

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By *tandingtallMan
over a year ago

york

"I bite the top off and stick my tongue in

I eat it in one.....at least I did with one tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bite the top off and stick my tongue in

This

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't like creme eggs, if anyone wants mine I have one to spare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat mine like I have sex....dive in, lick furiously, be finished inside 2 minutes and have a combination of feelings of sickly, regret and self loathing.

....sorry what was the question again???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defiantly has to be the licking out method!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like creme eggs, if anyone wants mine I have one to spare

No thanks, but I'll share your chocolate orange and Jack Daniels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freeze them first, then bite in half, then let it melt in your mouth..o....m....g!!

Also frozen chocolate chip cookies work amazingly well when frozen too!

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By *lshere77Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Have you ever put one up your bum?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don't like creme eggs, if anyone wants mine I have one to spare

No thanks, but I'll share your chocolate orange and Jack Daniels."

That sounds like a plan Jim, sharing is caring 'n all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever put one up your bum?"

Nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like creme eggs, if anyone wants mine I have one to spare

No thanks, but I'll share your chocolate orange and Jack Daniels.

That sounds like a plan Jim, sharing is caring 'n all that

Happy Easter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever put one up your bum?"

Geezo, if I ever see you holding a Terry's chocolate orange I'm running the other way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever put one up your bum?

Geezo, if I ever see you holding a Terry's chocolate orange I'm running the other way!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Happy Easter."

Goddammit man, I need chocolate now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy Easter.

Goddammit man, I need chocolate now

Don't ask al4fun for any.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Have you ever put one up your bum?"

50 shades of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a pic i was sent by someone who shall remain nameless, I'm off them for life!!!

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"After a pic i was sent by someone who shall remain nameless, I'm off them for life!!!

You complain too much.

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

I buy the bag of mini ones and fit three in my mouth at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a pic i was sent by someone who shall remain nameless, I'm off them for life!!!

You complain too much.

You've got a filthy mind!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"How do you eat yours?

I just pop the whole thing in in one go and much.... yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freeze them first, then bite in half, then let it melt in your mouth..o....m....g!!

Also frozen chocolate chip cookies work amazingly well when frozen too!"

Oh yes, frozen.....though frozen double deckers are the best, they break off neatly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder why they don't make a creme egg the same size as the regular Easter eggs?

Could anyone ever finish one in a single sitting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I eat mine like I have sex....dive in, lick furiously, be finished inside 2 minutes and have a combination of feelings of sickly, regret and self loathing.

....sorry what was the question again???

haha

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By *ipsxxCouple
over a year ago

Mmmm bite top of n use my finger to scrap out the inside mmmm

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I was going to bite the top off and luck the insides out but the one I put in my fridge has gone!!

I have a feeling my teenager has eaten it grrr

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Bite top of put my tongue in

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

From the fridge plunged into a hot pussy.... They melt slowly whilst doing 'other' things, then it's ready to be devoured.

Messy, but extremely delicious!

(Although works better with Cadburys Caramel eggs as not as sickly! Lol)

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By *iggersh12Woman
over a year ago

Kings Lynn

My thought is where would u want to eat one from lol x

I've got an idea ........

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By *iggersh12Woman
over a year ago

Kings Lynn

I think this sounds mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you eat yours?

I've not had one for ages but I tend to nibble in the chocolate first

I just watch with envy as I cant eat them I'm lactose intolerant boo hoo L

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By *iggersh12Woman
over a year ago

Kings Lynn

"From the fridge plunged into a hot pussy.... They melt slowly whilst doing 'other' things, then it's ready to be devoured.

Messy, but extremely delicious!

(Although works better with Cadburys Caramel eggs as not as sickly! Lol)"

Mmmmm this sounds good I need to try this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just chuck the whole thing in and chomp away

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By *eshzMan
over a year ago

0151

I eat mine the Scottish way!!! Deep fry it after dipping it in Batter!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bite the top off and stick my tongue in

Yup, me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bubble the top off ,lick out cream then devour the rest

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"From the fridge plunged into a hot pussy.... They melt slowly whilst doing 'other' things, then it's ready to be devoured.

Messy, but extremely delicious!

(Although works better with Cadburys Caramel eggs as not as sickly! Lol)

Mmmmm this sounds good I need to try this "

You should, best way we have ever eaten them!

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By *mmaNandyCouple
over a year ago

wolvo

I banned andy from eating these unless we are alone he eats them in a way it totally turns me on

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

bite the top off and then tease and probe the inside with the tip of my tongue until every last bit of cream inside the egg has been licked clean

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I got told off for biting the top of licking all the insides out and then eating it

so instead i shoved the whole egg in one go so i got told off for that one as well

the worst part is if i have 6 of them they do not last long as gone in 5 mins and guess what i also got told of for that one

cant sodding win

oh and kids didnt get the creme eggs as they was mine they could have 1/2 the shell of the easter egg daily as was my treat

then they banned me from them little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever put one up your bum?

50 shades of shit "

I hope this was a reference to the creme egg and not the chocolate orange!

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