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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Since FF7 has just come out....

What is your favourite "leave your brain at the door" action movie?

I am talking about those films that have stupid plots and ate just really unrealistic.

I think I would have to nominate Crank and to a lesser extent, Crank 2 (he was dead, but got better)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Predator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary poppins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary poppins

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Commando. Decent 80s Arnie action film but the bit at the end when he take's out a whole army single handedly takes the piss a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First Blood is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog Soldiers, was so stupid it was good if that makes sense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scream was about as ridiculous as I can think of....Hubby actually likened it to watching golf on tv....

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Just knew Arnie and Stallone would feature so why disappoint. Commando was shocking, far too many odd things. Check out the yellow porsche crash for example, drives off and you clearly see the crashed side completey undamaged in that particular scene. Don't even mention Stallone, just watch The Party at Kitty and Studs (very obscure for many reasons). Okay, early days for him and arguably appropriate for this site action wise, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog Soldiers, was so stupid it was good if that makes sense!"
deffo lol punching a werewolf! Classic scene!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

then try this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bozxgVQ9m0

i do like alot of jackie chan movies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdg1noAv8pM

and serenity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehDU-S2Jrfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Commando. Decent 80s Arnie action film but the bit at the end when he take's out a whole army single handedly takes the piss a little "

I liked the fact that the enemies kept dying but from different camera angles so it looked like there was more of them. My favourite bit was the air hostess blowing up the paddy wagon after first firing the Rocket backwards down the street by mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2012....delivers a masterclass of nonsense where

the viewers leave their brain at the door..

And the actors leave their ability too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog Soldiers, was so stupid it was good if that makes sense!"

Excellent choice! "I hope I give you the shits" classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Commando. Decent 80s Arnie action film but the bit at the end when he take's out a whole army single handedly takes the piss a little "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get Hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark Knight rises.. Not sure if that'll be classed as an action movie.. Puts me to sleep.... One of the few movies I ever paid to watch

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The Raid. Fucking brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get Hard "

Don't pressure me.

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By *arkman69Man
over a year ago

Erdington

Hard Target. Jean Claude Van Damm with that stupid long hair. Every action scene is in slow motion, and as it's a Jon woo film, don't forget the doves scene.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you want ultimate cheese, ridiculous scenes.

Look no further than.

Action Jackson.

Carl weather's, chasing a care down on foot and sprinting at about 30 mph, then punching a car window with his bare fist.

His catchphrase for the movie.

"one of these days your really gonna piss me off "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I really like Dog Soldiers, I think it's got a pretty good script. Good cast, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog Soldiers, was so stupid it was good if that makes sense!"

It is a brilliant film, a popular choice within the army

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about terminator 2. It's one of those films you've seen so often before that you can sit down any time during it and know exactly whats happened and be able to enjoy the rest. Perfick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Predator "

Blasphemy!!!

The expendables is really really bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Predator

Blasphemy!!!

The expendables is really really bad "

The expendables is awesome !!!

The 2nd film where chuck Norris comes in had me squealing like an excitable child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog Soldiers, was so stupid it was good if that makes sense!"

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By *eepfoughtMan
over a year ago

Burnley


"Hard Target. Jean Claude Van Damm with that stupid long hair. Every action scene is in slow motion, and as it's a Jon woo film, don't forget the doves scene....."

Lance Henriksen was awesome as the bad guy in this, but yes, it was as pure a John Woo film as Hollywood ever let him make. I'm probably in the minority thinking that Mission Impossible 2 is the best film in that series.

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