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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any cpls played on a Tesco (other supermarkets are available) car park, while the store was open and there were shoppers around? Before some self righteous knob cries 'how irresponsible...think of the children!!!' I mean discreetly (most of the fun for me), not shagging on the bonnet!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every little helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I would be that self righteous knob as I have children!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

WTF lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You are doing what you are doing in a public place a supermarket of course there are going to be kids about so I don't disagree with the actions of the self righteous knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl Er no can't say I have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have shares in Tesco I wouldn't want to put the customers off from going through the door. Tesco are doing bad enough already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WTF lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you get clubcard points with every self righteous knob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if this counts...but....

I once caught my foot in an M&S carrier bag while i was indulging with a lovely lady from behind, i had to shake my leg a little to free my toes from the handle bit which must have given her the impression i was about to blow coz it made her say 'that's it, cum for me babe'! That then made me laugh out loud which then made her a little self conscious which then led to me explaining what happened while my dick shrunk (you know us blokes can't multitask) we finnished what we started of course

Not exactly in the car park but definite 'supermarket' interference!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Can you get clubcard points with every self righteous knob?"

Good thinking Prof, fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure if this counts...but....

I once caught my foot in an M&S carrier bag while i was indulging with a lovely lady from behind, i had to shake my leg a little to free my toes from the handle bit which must have given her the impression i was about to blow coz it made her say 'that's it, cum for me babe'! That then made me laugh out loud which then made her a little self conscious which then led to me explaining what happened while my dick shrunk (you know us blokes can't multitask) we finnished what we started of course

Not exactly in the car park but definite 'supermarket' interference! "

That sounds like a bag for life!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was hoping to hear from any cpls who had done it (or tried other similar risky scenarios)...not for pointless comments from the 'Opinion Police'

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

IKEA car park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha I've. Given a blow job at the far end of the carpark the car had tinted windows

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank u Falcon...glad there are some more, discreet indulgent's out there!!!

I'm not trying to offend anyone or suggest anyone is intentionally offended but I saw a cpl in Kidderminster today (clearly not normally together) and it totally got my mind racing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure if this counts...but....

I once caught my foot in an M&S carrier bag while i was indulging with a lovely lady from behind, i had to shake my leg a little to free my toes from the handle bit which must have given her the impression i was about to blow coz it made her say 'that's it, cum for me babe'! That then made me laugh out loud which then made her a little self conscious which then led to me explaining what happened while my dick shrunk (you know us blokes can't multitask) we finnished what we started of course

Not exactly in the car park but definite 'supermarket' interference! "

This really made me laugh

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Tesco could do with an extra revenue stream at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That sounds like a bag for life!"

C'mon now Mr X, be nice...she was a lovely girl really!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Opinion police and self righteous knobs..... second best laugh I've had all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was hoping to hear from any cpls who had done it (or tried other similar risky scenarios)...not for pointless comments from the 'Opinion Police' "

its a forum thats what its meant for.. giving opnions

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I was hoping to hear from any cpls who had done it (or tried other similar risky scenarios)...not for pointless comments from the 'Opinion Police'

its a forum thats what its meant for.. giving opnions"

But on this thread we must only give opinions that the op approves of even though he has no idea of the irony contained in his "opinion police" phrase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Opinion police and self righteous knobs..... second best laugh I've had all day. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Simply, I know it's a Forum but I was asking cpls who had done it (to hear their sexy, funny or embarrassing experiences), not for ppls's view on whether it is acceptable or not

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Simply, I know it's a Forum but I was asking cpls who had done it (to hear their sexy, funny or embarrassing experiences), not for ppls's view on whether it is acceptable or not "

But you were quite rude calling people the opinion police while actually policing people's opinion yourself.

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

He wasnt asking for opinions he was asking for experiences..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nice...there is no irony. I wasn't asking for opinion, I was asking for anecdotes

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Nice...there is no irony. I wasn't asking for opinion, I was asking for anecdotes "

But I don't own a big snake

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

As a novice poster OP, you are going to have to get used to people either hijacking your thread or posting random shit on it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Nice...there is no irony. I wasn't asking for opinion, I was asking for anecdotes "

I can see that. I won't explain why I still think it's ironic as I have no anecdotes to add.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simply, I know it's a Forum but I was asking cpls who had done it (to hear their sexy, funny or embarrassing experiences), not for ppls's view on whether it is acceptable or not

But you were quite rude calling people the opinion police while actually policing people's opinion yourself."

Oh so what, he used a term to try an add a lil...something to his post...what are you a rucksack? Get off his back!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Nice...there is no irony. I wasn't asking for opinion, I was asking for anecdotes

But I don't own a big snake "

That's not what's written on the toilet wall of the ladies classroom Tina.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Cloakroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Noted Superram...guess I naively thought I wld get my query answered

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Simply, I know it's a Forum but I was asking cpls who had done it (to hear their sexy, funny or embarrassing experiences), not for ppls's view on whether it is acceptable or not

But you were quite rude calling people the opinion police while actually policing people's opinion yourself.

Oh so what, he used a term to try an add a lil...something to his post...what are you a rucksack? Get off his back! "

I got off a couple of posts ago.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Simply, I know it's a Forum but I was asking cpls who had done it (to hear their sexy, funny or embarrassing experiences), not for ppls's view on whether it is acceptable or not "

in the words of my old boss, tango sierra sunshine..

you asked a question and its an open forum so you will have to suck it up that they may not be the ones you want you knock one out over..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noted Superram...guess I naively thought I wld get my query answered "

Get over it, people are entitled to give their opinions whether asked for or not.

I'm not adverse to car park fun but not during daylight hours.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Cloakroom"

I'll see you there in 10 mins

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Noted Superram...guess I naively thought I wld get my query answered "

Hello. Genuine helpful comment. If you click on reply+quote on the post you're answering it will show who you're replying to.

Welcome to the cut and thrust of the forums I think you'll hold your own

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"He wasnt asking for opinions he was asking for experiences.. "

if he or someone else (and in no way suggesting he has) had asked about experiences that were against the sites rules or well dodgy, he or they would before it was hopefully closed also be open to peoples opinions..

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Cloakroom

I'll see you there in 10 mins "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distracted by the OPs legs...anyone else?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Cloakroom

I'll see you there in 10 mins

"

That would be difficult as I don't seem to be able to message you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He wasnt asking for opinions he was asking for experiences..

if he or someone else (and in no way suggesting he has) had asked about experiences that were against the sites rules or well dodgy, he or they would before it was hopefully closed also be open to peoples opinions..

"

He wasn't asking for experiences that were against site rules . He made it clear discretion was important .

And for the record we have had a meet in the car park at a major supermarket for car fun , just after it closed .

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Cloakroom

I'll see you there in 10 mins

That would be difficult as I don't seem to be able to message you "

Oh dear, try again in a minute

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Am i missing something here, why is this subject against forum rules??

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"He wasnt asking for opinions he was asking for experiences..

if he or someone else (and in no way suggesting he has) had asked about experiences that were against the sites rules or well dodgy, he or they would before it was hopefully closed also be open to peoples opinions..

He wasn't asking for experiences that were against site rules . He made it clear discretion was important .

And for the record we have had a meet in the car park at a major supermarket for car fun , just after it closed .

"

you clearly missed the bit where i stated that..

discretion in an open car park covered by cameras..

tricky one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you got two for the price of one then....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I give up (until next time)!!!!

If I posted...'Are there any blondes out there?' A I expected to be happy with a load of replies from people who:-

Used to be blonde

Are brunette

Know someone who's blonde

or

Once saw a blonde?

Noooo!!!!

I asked a direct question and got a load of negatives from ppl who basically had fuck all to do with the original post!!!

Guess by some ppl's definition I wld somehow have been Blondist too as I mentioned a specific hair colour!!!

I am used to blokes posting replies that 'defend' women (in the vain hope that someone will give them a pity wank) but I thought the original post was quite clear!!

Thank u to those who gave sensible replies and no, I not Policing opinion to suit myself; if I ask for your view it will be warmly received, positive or negative...however, in this case it was never sought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IKEA car park "

"just need to wiggle it a bit then it will all fit in".

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"IKEA car park

"just need to wiggle it a bit then it will all fit in"."

And there's always a screw left over ......

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Why, just why? It seems desperate and unnecessary and a hotel, home or secluded dogging spot would be worth driving to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every little helps."

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local Tesco has 3 parking spaces. That would be interesting In the big Tesco extra you could park in a corner at the back and not see anyone all day it's so big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you get a moneyback guarantee if your not satisfied by the goods?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"And there's always a screw left over ......"

No of course not, I have plenty to spare

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Why, just why? It seems desperate and unnecessary and a hotel, home or secluded dogging spot would be worth driving to. "

the element of being seen i would think is part of the risk and the excitement, despite what anyone says..

unless your in a totally soundproof, obscured window type vehicle its never going to be discreet and once things get heated up the intention of being discreet goes out the window..

by all means go and fuck to ones hearts content with whomever somewhere private or so out of the way that people who dont want any part of what you do wont walk by as they go about their business..

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull


"Why, just why? It seems desperate and unnecessary and a hotel, home or secluded dogging spot would be worth driving to.

the element of being seen i would think is part of the risk and the excitement, despite what anyone says..

unless your in a totally soundproof, obscured window type vehicle its never going to be discreet and once things get heated up the intention of being discreet goes out the window..

by all means go and fuck to ones hearts content with whomever somewhere private or so out of the way that people who dont want any part of what you do wont walk by as they go about their business..

"

And yet you state as an interest voyeurism, isnt that a little hypocritical??

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Why, just why? It seems desperate and unnecessary and a hotel, home or secluded dogging spot would be worth driving to.

the element of being seen i would think is part of the risk and the excitement, despite what anyone says..

unless your in a totally soundproof, obscured window type vehicle its never going to be discreet and once things get heated up the intention of being discreet goes out the window..

by all means go and fuck to ones hearts content with whomever somewhere private or so out of the way that people who dont want any part of what you do wont walk by as they go about their business..

And yet you state as an interest voyeurism, isnt that a little hypocritical?? "

No..

one can be 'voyeuristic' in a private setting, not the aspect you seem to have assumed..

ps. other aspects are also available if one cares to think about it.

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

You are wrong. The definition of Voyeurism is the sexual interest in or practice of spying on people engaged in intimate behaviors, such as undressing, sexual activity, or other actions usually considered to be of a private nature. 

You may play at it like doctors and nurses but if it is consensual then its not voyeurism in real turns, its just watching.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"You are wrong. The definition of Voyeurism is the sexual interest in or practice of spying on people engaged in intimate behaviors, such as undressing, sexual activity, or other actions usually considered to be of a private nature. 

You may play at it like doctors and nurses but if it is consensual then its not voyeurism in real turns, its just watching. "

oh no, shock horror..

note to self to amend ones profile to

ensure its absolutely as per the OED as clearly any diversion from that which is defined is 'wrong'..

Doctors and Nurses..?

how twee is that

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Not stating its wrong to have voyerism as an interest, i said you were being a little hypocritical about the ops thread.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod

over a year ago

My Own Little World


"Noted Superram...guess I naively thought I wld get my query answered "

I take it you haven't read any of the forum posts n here then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any cpls played on a Tesco (other supermarkets are available) car park, while the store was open and there were shoppers around? Before some self righteous knob cries 'how irresponsible...think of the children!!!' I mean discreetly (most of the fun for me), not shagging on the bonnet!!!!"

Omg you know it's 18 months Inside if a child sees you

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Not stating its wrong to have voyerism as an interest, i said you were being a little hypocritical about the ops thread. "

Again no..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong wrong wrong. If I saw u and was with my kids I would send them back to the car then lose it. There is a time and place and that Def isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was hoping to hear from any cpls who had done it (or tried other similar risky scenarios)...not for pointless comments from the 'Opinion Police'

its a forum thats what its meant for.. giving opnions

But on this thread we must only give opinions that the op approves of even though he has no idea of the irony contained in his "opinion police" phrase "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asda is The place to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crowded tube does it for me, if I'm with a willing girl. It's fun as hell

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By *immy2xMan
over a year ago

aberdeen/inverness/ highlands

I got a bj at forton services a few months back.

Oh and i had a wank once at abington services does that count too ?

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Excuse me. Which shelf are the self righteous knobs on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wrong wrong wrong. If I saw u and was with my kids I would send them back to the car then lose it. There is a time and place and that Def isn't it "

What do you mean by lose it? Are you openly threatening someone on a public forum?

I do agree with your overall sentiment that the risk of anyone let alone children seeing something they wouldn't wish too is too great though.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Wrong wrong wrong. If I saw u and was with my kids I would send them back to the car then lose it. There is a time and place and that Def isn't it

What do you mean by lose it? Are you openly threatening someone on a public forum?

I do agree with your overall sentiment that the risk of anyone let alone children seeing something they wouldn't wish too is too great though."

Seeing your parent 'lose it' is another great childhood experience

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"Any cpls played on a Tesco (other supermarkets are available) car park, while the store was open and there were shoppers around? Before some self righteous knob cries 'how irresponsible...think of the children!!!' I mean discreetly (most of the fun for me), not shagging on the bonnet!!!!"
. What right does anyone have to use a Tesco Car Park in this way. ? People using public car parks in this way close to shopping areas deserve to be reported .

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Oh guys give it a rest. If some wantto discuss this subject let them/us. If you you dont agree with it then have the manners to stop spoiling others chat.

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