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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Before I had sex, I just assumed that the man's cum, once up, never came down and was just absorbed by the body. What things did you believe about sex that you now can giggle about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember hearing you can get pregnant from a toilet seat! Used to have cover the seat with toilet roll before would sit on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember worrying i might get pregnant off my dad or brother because i shared a bath with them, just the bath itself and not the bath water or anything.

Oh yeah, bit too naive this but when i was 16 i had an affair with a married guy, didn't even know that married people had affairs so didn't think one would ask me out. I honestly thought people got married and stayed together forever and that was it, or they divorced if they didn't want to be together. Was nice being innocent though, the world was a lovely place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite sex, but as a child I thought men have birth to boys, and women gave birth to girls. In my defence, there are men out there whose beer bellies make them look pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to think men and women both had the same private bits and the term bumming meant when two people pushed their derrières against each other...

Innocent times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got any pre-sex misconceptions of my own that I can remember but one of the funniest/dumbest things i've seen was a girl say...

"I only have sex at night because that's when the sperm are sleeping so I'll never get pregnant #smart"

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By *hell and jWoman
over a year ago

Worksop

Used to think if a lad touched my leg after playing with his cock I'd get pregnant pmsl xx things parents tell you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used to think all boobies squirted milk!

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

My OH Thought that she had invented oral sex at the age of 16 because she wanted to give a bj but had never heard of it.

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 20 year old woman I was chatting up asked me if I was black all over.

She found out...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apparently when I was 4 I told my dad that ducks have sex by putting their feet together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you had to be totally under the covers to have sex, face and everything. Think this was before I knew what sex actually involved right enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once worried for weeks thinking I might have got pregnant because I wore my friend's brothers pyjamas

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

The day before my son was born I was told I was being induced. I fully understood this. I was in the shop getting stuff for 'the bag' and suddenly realized that I had to give birth, I honestly thought I would wake up with a baby in my arms. I was an extrodinarily naive 15 year old

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

This thread is so hilarious and also so cute at the same time.

Does anybody remember the stories told about masturbation leading to blindness, deafness and all sorts of other ailments?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just before puberty I felt a hardness under my nipples I was scared I was going to grow boobs!!

I also thought you wanked by slapping you cock up and down really fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A boyfriend of mine when I was 16 thought that a woman released her eggs when she had an orgasm and that was when she got pregnant. He was 20.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is still something badly wrong about the ops post..am I the only one who has thought about it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is still something badly wrong about the ops post..am I the only one who has thought about it....

What? X

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I thought something was seriously wrong with me when I got my first period...was at my Grandma's house, used the loo in the middle of the night and was bleeding...woke her up in a panic to be told it was natural and would happen every month for the next 40 odd years and by God was my mam gonna get the sharp edge of her tongue for not talking to me about it

Still waiting for the birds and bees talk off my mam - can anyone enlighten me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kid from Ireland moved next door to us when I was a kid, he was a bit older but very naive compared to us streetwise Herbert's.

After seeing the film scum, he had an argument with us about whether men could get pregnant. He insisted they could because he had read about it in an Irish newspaper.

We screamed with laughter

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

I thought I'd broken my willy when I had my first wank to completion. Was always afraid of passing the point of no return as I felt light headed, out of breath and weak at the knees. I still recall that evening vividly with a naive smile.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

When I was at school I asked my mate what a blow job was , he told me "she gets your cock in her hand , pulls your foreskin back and blows your bell end " haha , and no I didn't believe him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A male friend of mine once asked if you had to take a tampon out to pee :/ he was about 23 as well, no excuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is still something badly wrong about the ops post..am I the only one who has thought about it....

That she didn't know cum could trickle down a lady's thighs, post penetrative sex...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is still something badly wrong about the ops post..am I the only one who has thought about it....

That she didn't know cum could trickle down a lady's thighs, post penetrative sex...?"

That's sort of the point of this thread, things you should have known but didn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to think sperm went in your vjj but babies came out of your bum hole. I was only ten...my friend at school put me right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is so hilarious and also so cute at the same time.

Does anybody remember the stories told about masturbation leading to blindness, deafness and all sorts of other ailments?

No, because nobody told us about masturbation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I didn't know that you can get pregnant even if the man doesn't ejaculate, until I was 18. Worryingly, I think there are still many out there who don't know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is still something badly wrong about the ops post..am I the only one who has thought about it....

What? X"

Maybe the part about you having an affair with a married man when you were only 16. Guy sounds dodgy as fuck in so many ways.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It wasn't me!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

" "I only have sex at night because that's when the sperm are sleeping so I'll never get pregnant #smart"

Priceless!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends and I sat outside a chemists for ages waiting for someone to walk out who might have bought condoms who might then on the off chance kindly show us one to prove once and for all that it was in actual fact a balloon and not a powder than you sprinkle on!

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

This thread share me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to learn everything through experiences as I grew older. I discovered how playing with my "tadger" eventually led to a really nice feeling at a very young age! But, as no one had told me about ejaculation, imagine how mortified I was laying in the bath having a play when I suddenly started "leaking!!!" I let out a panic gripped "muuuuuum!!!" and she came running into the bathroom only to be greeted with the sight of her 9 year old son, cock still in hand with cum all over himself!! The poor poor woman!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is still something badly wrong about the ops post..am I the only one who has thought about it....

What? X

Maybe the part about you having an affair with a married man when you were only 16. Guy sounds dodgy as fuck in so many ways.

That was me, and yeah found out later that he was always having affairs.

I found out he was married when i got pregnant. He treated me like a was stupid for not knowing he was married and asked me "where do you think my kids came from?", well my auntie had kids with two guys, both she had married but then divorced so i knew people could have kids and be single. Oh and yeah i did meet his kids, complete shit and i was well rid of him.

Probably the worst learning experience of growing up i ever had in my life tbh. Even my mum called him a pedo lol, he was 32.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I had to learn everything through experiences as I grew older. I discovered how playing with my "tadger" eventually led to a really nice feeling at a very young age! But, as no one had told me about ejaculation, imagine how mortified I was laying in the bath having a play when I suddenly started "leaking!!!" I let out a panic gripped "muuuuuum!!!" and she came running into the bathroom only to be greeted with the sight of her 9 year old son, cock still in hand with cum all over himself!! The poor poor woman!! "

Hahaha!! Awesome! I bet that was fun for her

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"There is still something badly wrong about the ops post..am I the only one who has thought about it....

Missing the entire point of the thread like this is another good example....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once thought fab swingers was a place for older men to regularly meet up with fit young women......I know now its a site to teach men patience whilst being optimistic.

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By *eaningofLifeCouple
over a year ago

York

"Still waiting for the birds and bees talk off my mam - can anyone enlighten me?

"When a bird and a bee live each other very much, they have special cuddles. Then a baby comes along, brought by a stork.

But, as the love between them is that which cannot be, they have to give the baby to a mummy and daddy. And that's where you came from!"

At least that's what I'm going to tell my son!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A male friend of mine once asked if you had to take a tampon out to pee :/ he was about 23 as well, no excuse."

Perhaps he was going through a difficult period in his life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter was 6 when after picking up from school was driving she said and I kid you not daddy whats a blow job I just avoided crashing car and was in blind panic I asked her where she heard that a woman was talking to her friend before start of school.

I said I need to concentrate on driving and changed subject I nearly said ask your mum but she would not have known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A male friend of mine once asked if you had to take a tampon out to pee :/ he was about 23 as well, no excuse.

Perhaps he was going through a difficult period in his life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A male friend of mine once asked if you had to take a tampon out to pee :/ he was about 23 as well, no excuse.

Perhaps he was going through a difficult period in his life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought a nipple had one hole in it like a teat - you should have seen my face when the milk spurted - told the midwife she nearly died laughing -

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i thought a nipple had one hole in it like a teat - you should have seen my face when the milk spurted - told the midwife she nearly died laughing - "

To be fair, until I started breastfeeding I thought the same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i thought a nipple had one hole in it like a teat - you should have seen my face when the milk spurted - told the midwife she nearly died laughing -

To be fair, until I started breastfeeding I thought the same!"

really .. everybody i ever mention it to has made me feel stupid and laughed at me .. youre the first ever to think the ssme ..

im easy pleased

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I aim to please

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"I once thought fab swingers was a place for older men to regularly meet up with fit young women......I know now its a site to teach men patience whilst being optimistic."

Expectations get suitably adjusted

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By *eshzMan
over a year ago

0151

I remember being told when I was in my early teens if you touch your birdie often, it can fall off!!! I remember being both shocked and scared!!!!

talk about being naive....

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

I thought a French letter was just that,a letter off a French person!?.

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