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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.......My chocolate orange with space dust popping candy in it.... fabby!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Give us a slice...go on you know you want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!

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ooooooooooh fankoo Laine...does it make ya tongue tingle?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!

ooooooooooh fankoo Laine...does it make ya tongue tingle?

it does.... smooth creamy orangey chocolate liquefying sliding down your throat and then... blam! little explosions all over your tongue!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!

Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!

I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!

Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!

I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy

Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!

Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!

I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy

Im gonna want me a segment of that...pleaassee

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Im gonna want me a segment of that...pleaassee

A segment? Dieting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gonna want me a segment of that...pleaassee

A segment? Dieting?"

sounds a sizist comment to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky fooker!

Just cos I didn't offer you any of ma homemade lasagne, earlier!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!

Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!

I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy

Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week!

Im not sharing it with her! I will insert a broom stick in it and make a huge lollypop but you can have a lick if you promise not to bite

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Cheeky fooker!

Just cos I didn't offer you any of ma homemade lasagne, earlier!"

Have you got lasagne???

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Id like to know where this giant choccy thing is gonna be made and who will be washing up after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeky fooker!

Just cos I didn't offer you any of ma homemade lasagne, earlier!

Have you got lasagne???

I make the best lasagne, I use red wine- sometimes it even gets in the lasagne as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!

Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!

I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy

Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week!

Im not sharing it with her! I will insert a broom stick in it and make a huge lollypop but you can have a lick if you promise not to bite

Okay licks no bites and sharies?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Cheeky fooker!

Just cos I didn't offer you any of ma homemade lasagne, earlier!

Have you got lasagne???

I make the best lasagne, I use red wine- sometimes it even gets in the lasagne as well

Oooo sounds good! Much better than sausage

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!

Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!

I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy

Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week!

Im not sharing it with her! I will insert a broom stick in it and make a huge lollypop but you can have a lick if you promise not to bite

Okay licks no bites and sharies?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours. "

I haven't made mine yet. I am currently trying to order a few boxes of chocolate on line and then see if i can sneak up to her in doors and pinch her bowls later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeky fooker!

Just cos I didn't offer you any of ma homemade lasagne, earlier!

Have you got lasagne???

I make the best lasagne, I use red wine- sometimes it even gets in the lasagne as well

Oooo sounds good! Much better than sausage

Oh I dunno, quite partial to that too

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Cheeky fooker!

Just cos I didn't offer you any of ma homemade lasagne, earlier!

Have you got lasagne???

I make the best lasagne, I use red wine- sometimes it even gets in the lasagne as well

Oooo sounds good! Much better than sausage

Oh I dunno, quite partial to that too

Im in London this week so grabbing what i can. I looked for an Italian place tonight but only got a place doing pie or banners n mash. I donno how they survive down here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!

Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!

I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy

Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week!

Im not sharing it with her! I will insert a broom stick in it and make a huge lollypop but you can have a lick if you promise not to bite

Okay licks no bites and sharies?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

I haven't made mine yet. I am currently trying to order a few boxes of chocolate on line and then see if i can sneak up to her in doors and pinch her bowls later!

** sits back with chocolate orange, Vinnie Jones on channel five and settles down to watch the gratuitous violence commence. **

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!

Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!

I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy

Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week!

Im not sharing it with her! I will insert a broom stick in it and make a huge lollypop but you can have a lick if you promise not to bite

Okay licks no bites and sharies?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

I haven't made mine yet. I am currently trying to order a few boxes of chocolate on line and then see if i can sneak up to her in doors and pinch her bowls later!

** sits back with chocolate orange, Vinnie Jones on channel five and settles down to watch the gratuitous violence commence. **

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!

Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!

I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy

Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week!

Im not sharing it with her! I will insert a broom stick in it and make a huge lollypop but you can have a lick if you promise not to bite

Okay licks no bites and sharies?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

I haven't made mine yet. I am currently trying to order a few boxes of chocolate on line and then see if i can sneak up to her in doors and pinch her bowls later!

** sits back with chocolate orange, Vinnie Jones on channel five and settles down to watch the gratuitous violence commence. **

yeah i heard you get violent eating them chocolate oranges

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!

Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!

I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy

Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week!

Im not sharing it with her! I will insert a broom stick in it and make a huge lollypop but you can have a lick if you promise not to bite

Okay licks no bites and sharies?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

I haven't made mine yet. I am currently trying to order a few boxes of chocolate on line and then see if i can sneak up to her in doors and pinch her bowls later!

** sits back with chocolate orange, Vinnie Jones on channel five and settles down to watch the gratuitous violence commence. **

Vinnie would nick your orange! How many slices left now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!

Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!

I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy

Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week!

Im not sharing it with her! I will insert a broom stick in it and make a huge lollypop but you can have a lick if you promise not to bite

Okay licks no bites and sharies?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

I haven't made mine yet. I am currently trying to order a few boxes of chocolate on line and then see if i can sneak up to her in doors and pinch her bowls later!

** sits back with chocolate orange, Vinnie Jones on channel five and settles down to watch the gratuitous violence commence. **

yeah i heard you get violent eating them chocolate oranges

Only if anyone attempts to eat some of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

** sits back with chocolate orange, Vinnie Jones on channel five and settles down to watch the gratuitous violence commence. **

Vinnie would nick your orange! How many slices left now?

I'd share it with him..... eventually.

Still over half left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".......My chocolate orange with space dust popping candy in it.... fabby!

How do you crack yours open? (Serious question - I know it sounds daft but still...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not wrong... just enjoy!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you got any left Loops????

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

".......My chocolate orange with space dust popping candy in it.... fabby!

ooooh i love them - give us a bit

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Crafty idea.

Should i tell all the girlies about my new job at Terry's of York? And the perks. Nah, they'd only want a piece.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crafty idea.

Should i tell all the girlies about my new job at Terry's of York? And the perks. Nah, they'd only want a piece."

I STILL dont know how to open mine in a ladylike manner.... any advice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Crafty idea.

Should i tell all the girlies about my new job at Terry's of York? And the perks. Nah, they'd only want a piece.

I STILL dont know how to open mine in a ladylike manner.... any advice? "

Keep it cool in the fridge, then when you take it out unwrap leaving just the foil in place and a hard rap of the top or bottom of it on a worktop should loosen the segments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crafty idea.

Should i tell all the girlies about my new job at Terry's of York? And the perks. Nah, they'd only want a piece.

I STILL dont know how to open mine in a ladylike manner.... any advice?

Keep it cool in the fridge, then when you take it out unwrap leaving just the foil in place and a hard rap of the top or bottom of it on a worktop should loosen the segments."

Mission nearly accomplished without too much collateral damage

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Crafty idea.

Should i tell all the girlies about my new job at Terry's of York? And the perks. Nah, they'd only want a piece.

I STILL dont know how to open mine in a ladylike manner.... any advice?

Keep it cool in the fridge, then when you take it out unwrap leaving just the foil in place and a hard rap of the top or bottom of it on a worktop should loosen the segments.

Mission nearly accomplished without too much collateral damage

Open and shhhhhhhhhhhhhare

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Crafty idea.

Should i tell all the girlies about my new job at Terry's of York? And the perks. Nah, they'd only want a piece."

Of the orange or you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crafty idea.

Should i tell all the girlies about my new job at Terry's of York? And the perks. Nah, they'd only want a piece.

I STILL dont know how to open mine in a ladylike manner.... any advice?

Keep it cool in the fridge, then when you take it out unwrap leaving just the foil in place and a hard rap of the top or bottom of it on a worktop should loosen the segments.

Mission nearly accomplished without too much collateral damage

Open and shhhhhhhhhhhhhare

I could not possibly on this special occasion

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