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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To make my cock look huge I am going to take a picture of it next too one of those mini cans of you get on aeroplanes. Mhwahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go the whole hog and buy one of the miniature model planes ( may i recommend a 747) you can also buy whilst flying.

Stick yer dick next to it, take and post a photo. And wait.

"Ooooohh look Mavis, look at the Jumbo on that."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could be into something there...

Taxi!!! Yep, take me to Big Ben please mate, park just up the road for me i'll need to get some images from distance

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By *eorgeyporgeyMan
over a year ago

Warrington

I would imagine most people would understand the principle of

"Near..............Far away.........."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could be into something there...

Taxi!!! Yep, take me to Big Ben please mate, park just up the road for me i'll need to get some images from distance "

Or Pisa if you've not remembered to take yer viagra this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could be into something there...

Taxi!!! Yep, take me to Big Ben please mate, park just up the road for me i'll need to get some images from distance

Or Pisa if you've not remembered to take yer viagra this morning. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always photoshop you cock bigger, seems popular

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Really

Never seen any discussions on here about cock size?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"

Go the whole hog and buy one of the miniature model planes ( may i recommend a 747) you can also buy whilst flying.

Stick yer dick next to it, take and post a photo. And wait.

"Ooooohh look Mavis, look at the Jumbo on that."

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, where's the photo then....

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"I would imagine most people would understand the principle of

"Near..............Far away..........""

Not if you're called Father Dougal

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Are you Baldrick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would imagine most people would understand the principle of

"Near..............Far away..........""

Of course, similar to understanding sarcas..................m.

Anyway, it would still be pretty impressive having an image of my cock standing up in the mix with the London skyline...Postcard material that is!

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By *ocknrollerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow/Stirlingshire


"Are you Baldrick?

"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I would imagine most people would understand the principle of

"Near..............Far away.........."

Of course, similar to understanding sarcas..................m.

Anyway, it would still be pretty impressive having an image of my cock standing up in the mix with the London skyline...Postcard material that is! "

You've got a cross torso-face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would imagine most people would understand the principle of

"Near..............Far away.........."

Of course, similar to understanding sarcas..................m.

Anyway, it would still be pretty impressive having an image of my cock standing up in the mix with the London skyline...Postcard material that is!

You've got a cross torso-face. "

That's because it ain't been fed! Just can't get the staff these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coincidentally just had a brief chat with a couple. Was all going swimmingly until they asked how big I was. I was honest and they just stopped messaging. Dont think photoshop is going to help!!!

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff


"I would imagine most people would understand the principle of

"Near..............Far away..........""

Dougal off father ted couldn't!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I would imagine most people would understand the principle of

"Near..............Far away.........."

Of course, similar to understanding sarcas..................m.

Anyway, it would still be pretty impressive having an image of my cock standing up in the mix with the London skyline...Postcard material that is!

You've got a cross torso-face.

That's because it ain't been fed! Just can't get the staff these days "

Tell me about it, dahling.

My torso-face looks like this and this combined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive an Eiffel Tower effigy you can borrow for the pics...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coincidentally just had a brief chat with a couple. Was all going swimmingly until they asked how big I was. I was honest and they just stopped messaging.

"

Perhaps she fainted?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

There isn't a wide angled lens in this world that would encompass the the magnificence of my manhood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could get silly...

I've got one of those 'Globe' lamps in the garage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There isn't a wide angled lens in this world that would encompass the the magnificence of my manhood "

Compass says due south?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coincidentally just had a brief chat with a couple. Was all going swimmingly until they asked how big I was. I was honest and they just stopped messaging.

Perhaps she fainted? "

Well obviously

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