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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having just had what I think is the most bizarre request for a meet (I declined fast)

Just wondered if anybody else had anything crazy asked of them.

I just had somebody ask if I could turn up with an un-washed smelly dick, or even not wash it for a day or two

Sorry but I'm a water baby and could never have sex feeling dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine involved a slurry pit and briefcase full of cash lol. Not sure if it was a joke first message and i took it the wrong way but i declined anyway.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Can you pretend to be my sister?,that was a no go obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you pretend to be my sister?,that was a no go obviously."

Sorry but I find that funny ?

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"Can you pretend to be my sister?,that was a no go obviously.

Sorry but I find that funny ?"

Still a no for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep... Shave all over and bring vodka and doritos... I thought, what the fuck she gonna do with the doritos!!! (I was nieve back then)...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had message off a couple and kid not the male wanted me to fuck him and then empty contents of condom up the womans pussy to get her pregnant I said why not let me go direct to source. Bear in mind condom would be used plus I had snip ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had 2 different couples want to bring their kids to a social meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couk I pretend to be his mother! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had message off a couple and kid not the male wanted me to fuck him and then empty contents of condom up the womans pussy to get her pregnant I said why not let me go direct to source. Bear in mind condom would be used plus I had snip ??"

I had one similar but wanted me to cum in a condom then empty it on their face.

Surely a direct hit would have been better but turns on they had a rubber/latex fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine involved a slurry pit and briefcase full of cash lol. Not sure if it was a joke first message and i took it the wrong way but i declined anyway."

He asked me later. I got covered in mud and it wasn't a briefcase. It was a carrier bag full of copper! Not doing THAT again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Couk I pretend to be his mother! x"

I've had a few young ones wanting to call me daddy during sex

I'm 30 FFS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We've had 2 different couples want to bring their kids to a social meet "

Oh just let mummy talk about cock for a bit, you go over there and busy yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine involved a slurry pit and briefcase full of cash lol. Not sure if it was a joke first message and i took it the wrong way but i declined anyway.

He asked me later. I got covered in mud and it wasn't a briefcase. It was a carrier bag full of copper! Not doing THAT again!"

Really? Not sure if you're joking...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep... Shave all over and bring vodka and doritos... I thought, what the fuck she gonna do with the doritos!!! (I was nieve back then)..."

Ha, did I miss something too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My strangest involves a middle aged guy and his sons school uniform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine involved a slurry pit and briefcase full of cash lol. Not sure if it was a joke first message and i took it the wrong way but i declined anyway.

He asked me later. I got covered in mud and it wasn't a briefcase. It was a carrier bag full of copper! Not doing THAT again!

Really? Not sure if you're joking..."

Okay....it wasn't FULL of copper. But that's the last time I get used as a fruit machine again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine involved a slurry pit and briefcase full of cash lol. Not sure if it was a joke first message and i took it the wrong way but i declined anyway.

He asked me later. I got covered in mud and it wasn't a briefcase. It was a carrier bag full of copper! Not doing THAT again!

Really? Not sure if you're joking...

Okay....it wasn't FULL of copper. But that's the last time I get used as a fruit machine again."

Lol, i know you're kidding.

Bad that i'm not sure if it's a joke or not sometimes, no matter how weird or silly something sounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I must be a freak but I like the mummy/son role-play

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Can I come over with my son and leave him in the lounge while we go upstairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couk I pretend to be his mother! x"

Lol iv had one of those guy yuk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My strangest involves a middle aged guy and his sons school uniform "

I've had one like that from lets just say an 'experienced' lady who wanted to take me shopping to buy one and to then fuck her wearing it in a park.

I was only 20/21 at the time - actually went through with it, who'd have thought I could squeeze into an aged 13 pair of school shorts from woolworths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My strangest involves a middle aged guy and his sons school uniform

I've had one like that from lets just say an 'experienced' lady who wanted to take me shopping to buy one and to then fuck her wearing it in a park.

I was only 20/21 at the time - actually went through with it, who'd have

thought I could squeeze into an aged 13 pair of school shorts from woolworths "

Lol really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My strangest involves a middle aged guy and his sons school uniform

I've had one like that from lets just say an 'experienced' lady who wanted to take me shopping to buy one and to then fuck her wearing it in a park.

I was only 20/21 at the time - actually went through with it, who'd have

thought I could squeeze into an aged 13 pair of school shorts from woolworths

Lol really "

Yes really!

She was a hot milf, I was game for whatever... Usual sex was just normal but now and again she would come out with kinks like when she bought me a firemans outfit.

All turned sour when her hubby found out (I wasn't aware she was married) and he went all blackpool Mafia on my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A limousine ride, and videos hmm

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"Can I come over with my son and leave him in the lounge while we go upstairs?"
OK, but bring his PS2 and he will have to walk the dog after a bit, bargain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having just had what I think is the most bizarre request for a meet (I declined fast)

Just wondered if anybody else had anything crazy asked of them.

I just had somebody ask if I could turn up with an un-washed smelly dick, or even not wash it for a day or two

Sorry but I'm a water baby and could never have sex feeling dirty "

I think you're lying

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

A guys asked kittys single profile if she would go to a swing club with him and his sister!!!

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

"It's my parents Ruby wedding party. Can you come along with me and pretend to be my boyfriend? "

"Errr......no"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couk I pretend to be his mother! x

I've had a few young ones wanting to call me daddy during sex

I'm 30 FFS"
send em to daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I must be a freak but I like the mummy/son role-play "

what is it that it does for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having just had what I think is the most bizarre request for a meet (I declined fast)

Just wondered if anybody else had anything crazy asked of them.

I just had somebody ask if I could turn up with an un-washed smelly dick, or even not wash it for a day or two

Sorry but I'm a water baby and could never have sex feeling dirty

I think you're lying"
the thought of her wanting to kiss just made me heave! tongues too? barf barf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm not that im interested but can you pm her name?

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

Once got asked by a guy if he could sniff my farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's gross

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

I thought single fellas had to do all the asking on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once got asked by a guy if he could sniff my farts "
did he get to stay longer if he guessed what you ate day before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is thread of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lady asked if she could tie me up and pee allover my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That moment when you wished you never opened a thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a lady asked if she could tie me up and pee allover my face"

Is that strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An afrikan woman who was 51, wondered if I could get her pregnant and I wouldn't need to pay child maintenance. I was thinking yes, but then I thought, better not lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That moment when you wished you never opened a thread. "

what did you expect mate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was offered 50 quid to wank a guy with me wearing a marigold glove on my wanking hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a lady asked if she could tie me up and pee allover my face"

No way would I let her tie me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a "meet"?!?!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a couple mail me asking if I wanted to suck his cock...

Thats about the strangest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a couple mail me asking if I wanted to suck his cock...

Thats about the strangest"

You have lead a sheltered life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow some shockers here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a lady asked if she could tie me up and pee allover my face

Is that strange "

not if you can join me in southampton lol

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

A few years back after having my twins amd breast feeding, I had a guy ask me if he could dress in a diaper and have me feed him.

I know its a very real fetish but considering I saw breast feeding as a special bonding moment between me and my children It was a bit too wierd for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what is the oddest thing youve asked to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a couple mail me asking if I wanted to suck his cock...

Thats about the strangest

You have lead a sheltered life "

I beg to differ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go round to a couples house,watch his girlfriend through window n wank into pair of her knickers! Now just suppose id been daft enough to do that n it was some unknowing lady's house?????? Explain that to the cops!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having just had what I think is the most bizarre request for a meet (I declined fast)

Just wondered if anybody else had anything crazy asked of them.

I just had somebody ask if I could turn up with an un-washed smelly dick, or even not wash it for a day or two

Sorry but I'm a water baby and could never have sex feeling dirty

I think you're lying"

Profile: smellydicklover

*heaves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No strange requests of me on here yet but was once asked by a woman to tie me to a tree.

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport


"Once got asked by a guy if he could sniff my farts did he get to stay longer if he guessed what you ate day before? "

I didn't reply, damn near broke my phone hitting the block button though !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine wasn't a dirty request just strange, al lady wanted me to cum inside a cream egg so she could eat it.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having just had what I think is the most bizarre request for a meet (I declined fast)

Just wondered if anybody else had anything crazy asked of them.

I just had somebody ask if I could turn up with an un-washed smelly dick, or even not wash it for a day or two

Sorry but I'm a water baby and could never have sex feeling dirty

I think you're lying

Profile: smellydicklover

*heaves*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine wasn't a dirty request just strange, al lady wanted me to cum inside a cream egg so she could eat it....... "

Hang on.....there was a guy on here whodid that for a lady....even posted the pics when.he did it! Wonder if its the same lady?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go round to a couples house,watch his girlfriend through window n wank into pair of her knickers! Now just suppose id been daft enough to do that n it was some unknowing lady's house?????? Explain that to the cops!"

Haha, yes! Likely the couple he wanks over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine wasn't a dirty request just strange, al lady wanted me to cum inside a cream egg so she could eat it....... "
that's fckn hot!!! hope you did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine wasn't a dirty request just strange, al lady wanted me to cum inside a cream egg so she could eat it....... "

Sounds like a waste of a cream egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine wasn't a dirty request just strange, al lady wanted me to cum inside a cream egg so she could eat it....... that's fckn hot!!! hope you did! "

It has been done before....with pics as proof!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had lots of dress up requests coming to think of it.

Last time I did anything kinky like that was with an ex where I had to dress as a chav, meet at a hotel reception and literally March them upto the room, not say a word and do whatever I wanted with them and force myself wherever I wanted to stick my dick... Was actually hot as hell.

What supposed me was how expensive such an outfit cost it's not cheap to look cheap (no offence to anybody who wears tracksuits etc)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine wasn't a dirty request just strange, al lady wanted me to cum inside a cream egg so she could eat it.......

Sounds like a waste of a cream egg "

"How'd you eat yours"

Not with cum in it

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country


"Mine wasn't a dirty request just strange, al lady wanted me to cuminside a cream egg so she could eat it....... "

Gives a whole new meaning of how do you eat yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex of mine always wanted us to have sex in her mums bed when she was out which I didn't mind but the day she took her mums dildo out and asked me to fuck her while she sucked it was too much for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a lady asked if she could tie me up and pee allover my face

Is that strange "

I've been curious about water sports myself to be fair, just never tried it lol

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Someone very recently, who had decided she wasn't going to go through with our meet on another site (and not inform me of her intent) recently messaged me randomly on here asking if I'd pick her up from A and E in a town about 10 miles away......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask me to bloody shave !!!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Not on here but met a guy that wanted me to wear a mohair jumper.

I didn't do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask me to bloody shave !!! "

The perverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy wanted to meet , me wear old leatherflip-flops so he could smell my feet ,buy them off me and he would pay me more if I let him wank off and suck my toes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy actually fart while I was rimming him

At least you lot go asked first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a couple mail me asking if I wanted to suck his cock...

Thats about the strangest"

Oh I've had this a ton of times from couples.

I even have it stamped on my profile that I'm 100% straight.

A lot of the couples that mail me..its like the whole thing is his idea. Sometimes.

I'm straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy actually fart while I was rimming him

At least you lot go asked first "

Lol eeeewwww

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Will you do what I tell you?

As if!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Not on here but met a guy that wanted me to wear a mohair jumper.

I didn't do it"

Is mohair a fashion faux-pas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy actually fart while I was rimming him

At least you lot go asked first "

Hope you washed your face after!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've had 2 different couples want to bring their kids to a social meet "

I met a guy off here, who had said in his message he was the sitter for his two year old as the mother worked,he may have to bring him to our social. Im, like, yeah ok, thinking hes joking. He wasnt, he did bring toddler and I spent the short time it took to drink coffee, watching the kid as he kept running around and the coffee shop door was open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've had 2 different couples want to bring their kids to a social meet

I met a guy off here, who had said in his message he was the sitter for his two year old as the mother worked,he may have to bring him to our social. Im, like, yeah ok, thinking hes joking. He wasnt, he did bring toddler and I spent the short time it took to drink coffee, watching the kid as he kept running around and the coffee shop door was open. "

Iv had the same but it was his child

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"A few years back after having my twins amd breast feeding, I had a guy ask me if he could dress in a diaper and have me feed him.

I know its a very real fetish but considering I saw breast feeding as a special bonding moment between me and my children It was a bit too wierd for me. "

Few years ago, I was meeting a single guy and single woman I knew well, we'd recently chatted about adult babies and all said it was a bit weird for us...we were staying in an hotel prior to going clubbing and I was in the loo doing my best to make meself presentable and when I came out, our gentleman friend was lying on the bed with a hotel towel doing service as a nappy and him attempting to gurgle...needless to say, we all fell about laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy actually fart while I was rimming him

At least you lot go asked first "

Lol you kinda asked for it for going down south

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By *ucycuteTV/TS
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Mines involved him seemingly being lost in a big new city at Xmas and wanted a date to take out and wine and dine - had to say yes as would have been rude not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy actually fart while I was rimming him

At least you lot go asked first

Hope you washed your face after! "

Its OK there were no splash back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've had 2 different couples want to bring their kids to a social meet

I met a guy off here, who had said in his message he was the sitter for his two year old as the mother worked,he may have to bring him to our social. Im, like, yeah ok, thinking hes joking. He wasnt, he did bring toddler and I spent the short time it took to drink coffee, watching the kid as he kept running around and the coffee shop door was open.

Iv had the same but it was his child "

yeah this was his child too. his gf had no idea he was on here either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine wasn't a dirty request just strange, al lady wanted me to cum inside a cream egg so she could eat it....... "

How very Seasonal!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive removed lotss of posts so Im closing this now sorry

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