FabSwingers.com forum: Why?

By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

Do guys use a sky remote to measure there cocks

Most women don't get to use it so how do we know how big it is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And why do they like to slap it against your bum lol xxx

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"And why do they like to slap it against your bum lol xxx"

What the remote or the cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do guys use a sky remote to measure there cocks

Most women don't get to use it so how do we know how big it is?"

lol now thats funny

but why do they also use deodrant cans , or even cans of lager lol wierd

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"Do guys use a sky remote to measure there cocks

Most women don't get to use it so how do we know how big it is?

lol now thats funny

but why do they also use deodrant cans , or even cans of lager lol wierd "

Well deodorant cans to hid the smell and lager cans cos they've d*unk it to pluck up courage lol

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

we are just creatures of habbit thats all...

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"we are just creatures of habbit thats all..."

Yes, but what sort of habits

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

hey some good, some bad but often do as i'm told....

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"hey some good, some bad but often do as i'm told...."

Now that is a good habit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And why do they like to slap it against your bum lol xxx

What the remote or the cock?"

Ahhhhh! so that's why the tv keeps turning over .... I thought it was hard! right next time I'll reach back and squeeze!

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

a squeeze always for me

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

Sure that will work

The remote doesn't make a noise when squeezed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And why do they like to slap it against your bum lol xxx"

To wake you up, silly! hehehehe

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Sure that will work

The remote doesn't make a noise when squeezed"

He he he he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused. If they use the sky remote to measure it, how do they measure the rest of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl would be great if they actually had some of the control features...................pause

rewind for her pleasure lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused. If they use the sky remote to measure it, how do they measure the rest of it?"

Now im taking notes..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may need more paper

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

well you wn;t need another remote

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

OMG hes at it again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You may need more paper

Darling, using paper for notes is soooooooo last season.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your in Boston. Last I heard they still delivered electricity in carts.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Your in Boston. Last I heard they still delivered electricity in carts.

Says the man from GRIMsby.......LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tut tut, don't they know the best way to measure it is by using a pint glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your in Boston. Last I heard they still delivered electricity in carts.

Says the man from GRIMsby.......LOL"

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) Don't knock it, until you know the story behind the name. One of honour, bravery, love and romance. And fish.

2)It's the nearest major town to me. If I put it more accurate it wouldn't make hard to pinpoint me

3) We have highspeed interwebs. We're now upto 10ppm. (pigeons per minute)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tut tut, don't they know the best way to measure it is by using a pint glass

The best way to measure it, is a full and thorough examination.

Visually, manually, orally, physically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) Don't knock it, until you know the story behind the name. One of honour, bravery, love and romance. And fish.

2)It's the nearest major town to me. If I put it more accurate it wouldn't make hard to pinpoint me

3) We have highspeed interwebs. We're now upto 10ppm. (pigeons per minute)"

mmmmm pin points

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

I measure them like horses, in hands lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmm pin points"

What worries me is the various literal meanings that could apply to that.

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over a year ago

"I measure them like horses, in hands lol"

I like to measure them in ring doughnuts lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I measure them like horses, in hands lol

I like to measure them in ring doughnuts lol"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm,

Pine apple rings too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmm pin points

What worries me is the various literal meanings that could apply to that."

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I measure them like horses, in hands lol

I like to measure them in ring doughnuts lol"

sugar coated?

The eat them all without licking your lips?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I can but try.....

But I don't think ill be able to help myself from licking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can but try.....

But I don't think ill be able to help myself from licking

Dammit, where is your self control?

Ok go on then........loses all self control lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I can but try.....

But I don't think ill be able to help myself from licking

Dammit, where is your self control?

Ok go on then........loses all self control lol"

One sniff of a doughnut and you've lost it!! lol

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"I can but try.....

But I don't think ill be able to help myself from licking

That 24 hour Tescos does donuts, don’t they?

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can but try.....

But I don't think ill be able to help myself from licking

Dammit, where is your self control?

Ok go on then........loses all self control lol

One sniff of a doughnut and you've lost it!! lol "

everyone has a weakness you know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I can but try.....

But I don't think ill be able to help myself from licking

That 24 hour Tescos does donuts, don’t they?

;-)

Yeh but if you come back with the mini ones I ain't measuring lol

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"I can but try.....

But I don't think ill be able to help myself from licking

That 24 hour Tescos does donuts, don’t they?

;-)

Yeh but if you come back with the mini ones I ain't measuring lol

Still beats mini cans.

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I can but try.....

But I don't think ill be able to help myself from licking

That 24 hour Tescos does donuts, don’t they?

;-)

Yeh but if you come back with the mini ones I ain't measuring lol

Still beats mini cans.

LOL

That is very true lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I can but try.....

But I don't think ill be able to help myself from licking

That 24 hour Tescos does donuts, don’t they?

;-)

Yeh but if you come back with the mini ones I ain't measuring lol

Still beats mini cans.

LOL

That is very true lol"

Never did see the point in them myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just change things alittle i can get a whole doughnut in my mouth and eat it with out licking my lips, crap i know but great part trick. ill shut up now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do guys use a sky remote to measure there cocks

Most women don't get to use it so how do we know how big it is?"

Cause id spill me larger if i used my glass lol xx

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"Do guys use a sky remote to measure there cocks

Most women don't get to use it so how do we know how big it is?

Cause id spill me larger if i used my glass lol xx"

Posh eh, uses a glass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not surprised he's spilling his pint if he has his larger in his other hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do guys use a sky remote to measure there cocks

Most women don't get to use it so how do we know how big it is?

Cause id spill me larger if i used my glass lol xx

Posh eh, uses a glass!"

Yep lol (mug really) xx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

we are trying to brainweash you into thinking the new sky box is cock shaped ..then when we ask you to pass the sky box ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not surprised he's spilling his pint if he has his larger in his other hand

Mmmmm typos dont you just love em lol x

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"Not surprised he's spilling his pint if he has his larger in his other hand

Mmmmm typos dont you just love em lol x"

Well suppose it could have been a bitt'er

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do guys use a sky remote to measure there cocks

Most women don't get to use it so how do we know how big it is?"

lol, so true, my hubby says "who has the dick? so who has the remote?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not surprised he's spilling his pint if he has his larger in his other hand

Mmmmm typos dont you just love em lol x

Well suppose it could have been a bitt'er"

Thats more like it lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So did your reply go" You have neither!" pmsl

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

or its got the romote - wheres t'other???

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or was it i knew sky had more to offer than u lol ..Kiss kiis deb xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Or was it i knew sky had more to offer than u lol ..Kiss kiis deb xxx"

Hee hee hee

Made me wet my pants again hunny!!!

Mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i wish youd do it in my company wink wink

xxxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Well i wish youd do it in my company wink wink

xxxx"

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kiss kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure mine in notches, I'm up to 3 and a half at the moment! hehehe

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