FabSwingers.com forum: It is 1st april, what jokes or things are you gonna pull today?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you got a joke for today? I will think of some good april 1st joke to say to someone today lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna pull your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give it a miss, as usual.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Might pull me plonker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna pull your mum."

Would you like to borrow a shovel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna pull your mum.

Would you like to borrow a shovel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its my ex husbands birthday 1st April, says it all really

I remember just after I met him his mum telling me about his 13th birthday party, they hired a hall, DJ, got caterers in the works and nobody turned up because all his school mates though it was a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna pull your mum.

Would you like to borrow a shovel?

A woman with a tight box.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My profile age has changed to 50. That'll stop me messaging some.

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

ive just left work at midnight, there are adverts free to go home a green cat, rare import, no doubt when then 6am starts come in someone will fall for it

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

just do the usual - WAKE UP...

There's a Burglar in the house.. !!

And Go Back to Sleep..

while he Wanders around the house half bleary eyed at 3 am..

Sick Bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I might tell everyone I'm pregnant.

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