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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hoping to hear the funny things you ave heard the opposite sex say that has made you giggle!! This isn't meant to be sexist or stereotypical, it's just fun, so please don't take offense.

Movies, A while back a female friend asked if I wanted to go to the cinema to see Godzilla? I said yes but was very confused as to why she wanted to go see it as I didn't think it would be for her! Anyhows, I pick her up and we go to the cinema, we get tickets, food and drink then make our way to the screen. We sat down and I told her that I was surprised she wanted to see this!

her reply almost made me choke with laughter, she said.....

"why I love monkeys,,,,,, and this one is big and cuddly!!!!

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I honestly nearly choked when I realised she thought we were about to watch King Kong!!!!!!!

I couldn't help but laugh out VERY loud, she was very embarrassed, I felt bad as she had to watch a movie she had no interest in whatching haha,

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of times I'm sure, I just can't think of any right now.

By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

About gay guys: "What a waste."

I beg to differ.

By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"Stop messaging me you freak!! I've already blocked your other profiles! "

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off i'm in the bath..

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When discussing with a shop assistant how to transport a new washing machine home in the car she piped up with......

"It'll weigh less without the water in"

Was a v funny moment

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Will you keep still!