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By *riskygaz OP   Man
over a year ago

birmingham

I was a bit pist one evening and got a taxi back from town, I think the fare was something like £13 I went to hand him a £20 note and he said I haven't got change for a £20 I said oh right, well I will have the right amount in the house if you wait a minute for me to get it, he said how do I know you will come back, so I said well you hang onto this £20 and I will be back in two minutes, Guess what! when I came back out of the house he was gone who could have seen that one coming PMSL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once walking along the main drag in Aberdeen late-ish on a Friday night, after a 'leaving do' - was about to cross a side-street when a car pulled up, only slightly blocking my way. For some reason, rather than just wait or walk around, I stepped on foot up onto the front tyre, then the next foot onto the wing, then strode across the bonnet and down the other side, and carried on walking. Amazingly, I don't think I damaged the car and even more amazingly I didn't get my head kicked in

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By *riskygaz OP   Man
over a year ago

birmingham


"I was once walking along the main drag in Aberdeen late-ish on a Friday night, after a 'leaving do' - was about to cross a side-street when a car pulled up, only slightly blocking my way. For some reason, rather than just wait or walk around, I stepped on foot up onto the front tyre, then the next foot onto the wing, then strode across the bonnet and down the other side, and carried on walking. Amazingly, I don't think I damaged the car and even more amazingly I didn't get my head kicked in "
yep lucky it wasn't a car load of guys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking back from a club I decided to empty my pockets full of receipts n stuff into the nearest bin.

5 seconds later I realised I had had a fiver in my pocket.

And I distinctly remember thinking "sod it, I will go and look for it tomorrow. I'm sure it will still be there".

Nope.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Dozed off in the train and missed my stop... By an hour...

I was tipsy rather than d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably more stupid shit than I can remember when I was younger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walked into a lamppost and knocked myself out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I consumed a balloon...

I think it's still inside me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly no one can get stupider than I have.

Very d*unk, seen a swan. Jumped in the pond tried to save it from drowning.

He was just swimming normally all my mates told me.

5 years ago and I'm still tortured by the lads over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a night on the town with a friend, we went to subways and joined the 3am taxi queue. Got chatting to a few people, having a laugh, then I felt a bit peckish so went to tuck into my foot long only to realise it had gone. I started to kick off, assuming someone had pinched it, only to be informed by my friend that I'd already eaten it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

On a stag do in Blackpool, went back to the hotel and thought I'd have another pint in the bar before going up to bed. Supped ma pint and went upstairs, couldn't get ma key in the door, returned to the bar to ask the barman who said it wasn't one of their keys.

I was in the wrong hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once cheered a friend on as he 'tightrope-walked' along a the handrail of a barrier for about five yards. The barrier was on the edge of the deck of a passenger ferry, half-way through an overnight crossing of the North Sea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

proposed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"proposed! "

Said Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I consumed a balloon...

I think it's still inside me"

It'll maybe work its way through....be funny when you fart one day and it comes out like a frogs croak sack thingy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell I've done too much lol! Once tried getting off with a bloke with a wig on in magaluf ha! Ye he was a blonde alright! Lol. This weekend well I speechless tbh ha!

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By *ike4362ukMan
over a year ago

Cheshunt

Started dating my ex-wife...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice skating after too much wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done and said way too much stupid shit when d*unk as a youth....

Woke up in an old tractor tyre at Lancaster farms young offenders insitute once...

Woke up on a traffic island.....

In williamsons park in Lancaster once, minus a coat, plus one bag of Becks...I think I may have swapped one for the other, not sure......

In an orchard on bailrigg farm next to a fire, that's impressive as it meant overshooting my house by two miles, walking through at least one field, and getting a fire going when too pissed to remember....

Multiple times in pubs or clubs....

Multiple times at friends houses....

Under a table in the site office at t in the park.....

I'm a ridiculous idiot when d*unk....I binge drink....or used to, I decided it was one of the more destructive drugs and barely touch it these days.

Maybe a few at a festival but I'm extremely aware now of what a dozy prick I can be....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time I ever drank I was 15 n totally besotted with a boy anyhow we were all away in colwyn bay with the church I smuggled in a four pack of stones bitter drank one can was completely wankered n proceeded to dance around the hotel butt naked n tetelling all the church pensioners I was gonna shag the poor lad thankfully he does still talk to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like groping people when d*unk, but only if they want to be groped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was a bit pist one evening and got a taxi back from town, I think the fare was something like £13 I went to hand him a £20 note and he said I haven't got change for a £20 I said oh right, well I will have the right amount in the house if you wait a minute for me to get it, he said how do I know you will come back, so I said well you hang onto this £20 and I will be back in two minutes, Guess what! when I came back out of the house he was gone who could have seen that one coming PMSL!"

Not me honest but my friends parents hired a limo for her 21st birthday and we went for a meal and hit clubs in London being picked up and dropped of in the limo,and coming home busting for a pee we gathered around her while she peed in the ice bucket in the limo oops lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Texted a ex

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Oh god I've lost count lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god I could probably fill this thread on my own, and most of it is embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once walking along the main drag in Aberdeen late-ish on a Friday night, after a 'leaving do' - was about to cross a side-street when a car pulled up, only slightly blocking my way. For some reason, rather than just wait or walk around, I stepped on foot up onto the front tyre, then the next foot onto the wing, then strode across the bonnet and down the other side, and carried on walking. Amazingly, I don't think I damaged the car and even more amazingly I didn't get my head kicked in "

That's bad ass. Totally understand why you did it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got my arm stuck in a baby stair gate (while I was very d*unk and topless) and had to get the fire brigade to rescue me

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Out with friends on a festival campsite drank the dreaded Tennents Super and fell into and destroyed everyone in the groups tent "domino effect" oh they all were so nice about my accident no sympathy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fell down stairs and wandered home and then was sick in shirt and held it like a bum bag on my hip not good

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By *eembabyWoman
over a year ago

Brum


"I was once walking along the main drag in Aberdeen late-ish on a Friday night, after a 'leaving do' - was about to cross a side-street when a car pulled up, only slightly blocking my way. For some reason, rather than just wait or walk around, I stepped on foot up onto the front tyre, then the next foot onto the wing, then strode across the bonnet and down the other side, and carried on walking. Amazingly, I don't think I damaged the car and even more amazingly I didn't get my head kicked in "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once walking along the main drag in Aberdeen late-ish on a Friday night, after a 'leaving do' - was about to cross a side-street when a car pulled up, only slightly blocking my way. For some reason, rather than just wait or walk around, I stepped on foot up onto the front tyre, then the next foot onto the wing, then strode across the bonnet and down the other side, and carried on walking. Amazingly, I don't think I damaged the car and even more amazingly I didn't get my head kicked in "

beautiful lady

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By *eembabyWoman
over a year ago

Brum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ran up to an former well know ex factor contestant i bumped into while on a night out a kissed him left him with red lippy all over his mush oooops "

lucky him

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By *eembabyWoman
over a year ago

Brum

Ran up to a former well know x factor contestant i bumped into while on a night out an kissed him left him with red lippy all over his mush oooops

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By *eembabyWoman
over a year ago

Brum


"Ran up to an former well know ex factor contestant i bumped into while on a night out a kissed him left him with red lippy all over his mush oooops

lucky him"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god I could probably fill this thread on my own, and most of it is embarrassing "
You cant keep us hanging. Come on Mrs spill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr once woke up with potato's in his pocket after falling asleep in a vegetable patch on a Saturday night.

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Texted a ex "

Omgosh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Texted a ex

Omgosh... "

i wanked a mate off when d*unk, giving birth to my bi side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly no one can get stupider than I have.

Very d*unk, seen a swan. Jumped in the pond tried to save it from drowning.

He was just swimming normally all my mates told me.

5 years ago and I'm still tortured by the lads over it "

This is quality

I am absolutely in stitches with laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

o am sure i have done loads of stupid things, but the best one happened to a mate.

House party, all toilets taken so he pee'd out of a bedroom window.

next morning leaving the party with massive hangovers we spotted the brand new xr31 soft top, roof down, under the window...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got back with an ex - worst was I didn't know for the first 10 mins the following morning until went to get up to notice said ex in my bed.

The vocal tones of 'hello beautiful' will haunt me for the rest of my days and shall remain the reason I now leave my phone at home when I go out drinking.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Went 'bin jousting'.. Sat on top of a huge wheelie bin and had 6 people push me into another person sat on top of another wheelie bin.

Went home with a squaddie and let him fuck me in the bum. He then told all my friends that I'm a dirty bitch and he loves me.

Had my first threesome. Monday night: "We won't tell anyone"... By Wednesday the whole town knew.

Met my ex.

Slept with my ex.

Agreed to move in with my ex.

I once got so d*unk that I passed out on the bathroom floor, got a phone call which woke me up and I freaked out because I was laying on my front, but it felt like I was laying on my back.. So I thought I was stuck to the ceiling. I was too afraid to move.

Tore my tights on a night out.. Then my mate ripped my cheap primark thong.. So I had no knickers, no tights, short dress... I then fell down the stairs

Was desperate for a wee so I went in the alley way opposite the club

Walked 3 miles on a sprained ankle

Had way too much sex for my own good.. Most of it unprotected. Thank fuck I never caught anything and I didn't get pregnant!

Is it any wonder I don't drink anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god I could probably fill this thread on my own, and most of it is embarrassing You cant keep us hanging. Come on Mrs spill. "

A few then.

Went up to Dane Bowers and called him a cunt for what he did to Jordan (I can't remember what he did to Jordan) and was removed from the club.

My friend and I pulled Woody and Buzz from Disney on Ice after convincing them we were both called Jessie.

Tore my anterior cruciate ligament dancing to Cotton Eyed Joe.

Tried to get in the wrong room in halls many, many times.

Went home to the wrong house 2 nights after moving out (I still had the key ).

Smashed my head off a beam dancing to Jump Around.

Simulated sex with an inflatable parrot while dressed as a pirate in a karaoke bar (that was only last year )

On a work night out, burst into hysterical tears for no reason whatsoever, and now they all think I'm insane (that was only last year as well :-0)

Was sick in my bag at the cinema after being dragged d*unkenly to see a subtitled violent point of view Indonesian film.

Got in a row in a taxi queue after too many jaegarbombs and had to be picked up and carried away from the situation by my husband.

Walked home when it was snowing and I had no coat.

I don't drink very much any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went 'bin jousting'.. Sat on top of a huge wheelie bin and had 6 people push me into another person sat on top of another wheelie bin.

Went home with a squaddie and let him fuck me in the bum. He then told all my friends that I'm a dirty bitch and he loves me.

Had my first threesome. Monday night: "We won't tell anyone"... By Wednesday the whole town knew.

Met my ex.

Slept with my ex.

Agreed to move in with my ex.

I once got so d*unk that I passed out on the bathroom floor, got a phone call which woke me up and I freaked out because I was laying on my front, but it felt like I was laying on my back.. So I thought I was stuck to the ceiling. I was too afraid to move.

Tore my tights on a night out.. Then my mate ripped my cheap primark thong.. So I had no knickers, no tights, short dress... I then fell down the stairs

Was desperate for a wee so I went in the alley way opposite the club

Walked 3 miles on a sprained ankle

Had way too much sex for my own good.. Most of it unprotected. Thank fuck I never caught anything and I didn't get pregnant!

Is it any wonder I don't drink anymore?

"

Bin jousting! I've done that too back in the day, it's particularly good on a bit of a hill

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

My managers leaving party a few months ago.. I got a bit too dunk, as did he. His boyfriend bought us all kebab and then one of my sober colleagues drove us home. Half way back to my place my manager said he needed a wee.. So he pee'd in the carpark of the pub he used to run. Then pissed all over himself and then tripped over and sprained his ankle. Then put his piss covered hand in my face. I got home and fell into the footwell as I was trying to get out of the car. I then fell up the drive way and then caught my finger in the door

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Went 'bin jousting'.. Sat on top of a huge wheelie bin and had 6 people push me into another person sat on top of another wheelie bin.

Went home with a squaddie and let him fuck me in the bum. He then told all my friends that I'm a dirty bitch and he loves me.

Had my first threesome. Monday night: "We won't tell anyone"... By Wednesday the whole town knew.

Met my ex.

Slept with my ex.

Agreed to move in with my ex.

I once got so d*unk that I passed out on the bathroom floor, got a phone call which woke me up and I freaked out because I was laying on my front, but it felt like I was laying on my back.. So I thought I was stuck to the ceiling. I was too afraid to move.

Tore my tights on a night out.. Then my mate ripped my cheap primark thong.. So I had no knickers, no tights, short dress... I then fell down the stairs

Was desperate for a wee so I went in the alley way opposite the club

Walked 3 miles on a sprained ankle

Had way too much sex for my own good.. Most of it unprotected. Thank fuck I never caught anything and I didn't get pregnant!

Is it any wonder I don't drink anymore?

Bin jousting! I've done that too back in the day, it's particularly good on a bit of a hill "

Not so fun when you fall off and land head first in a puddle of mud though

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Stripped naked. It was Christmas Eve. I started off in the lounge. My parents told me where my clothes were one-by-one, on Christmas day. I was 26. And; I was fully shaved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I don't drink very much any more "

Ahem! Apart from hideous ginger cocktails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went 'bin jousting'.. Sat on top of a huge wheelie bin and had 6 people push me into another person sat on top of another wheelie bin.

Went home with a squaddie and let him fuck me in the bum. He then told all my friends that I'm a dirty bitch and he loves me.

Had my first threesome. Monday night: "We won't tell anyone"... By Wednesday the whole town knew.

Met my ex.

Slept with my ex.

Agreed to move in with my ex.

I once got so d*unk that I passed out on the bathroom floor, got a phone call which woke me up and I freaked out because I was laying on my front, but it felt like I was laying on my back.. So I thought I was stuck to the ceiling. I was too afraid to move.

Tore my tights on a night out.. Then my mate ripped my cheap primark thong.. So I had no knickers, no tights, short dress... I then fell down the stairs

Was desperate for a wee so I went in the alley way opposite the club

Walked 3 miles on a sprained ankle

Had way too much sex for my own good.. Most of it unprotected. Thank fuck I never caught anything and I didn't get pregnant!

Is it any wonder I don't drink anymore?

"

OMG I think you win the award lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly no one can get stupider than I have.

Very d*unk, seen a swan. Jumped in the pond tried to save it from drowning.

He was just swimming normally all my mates told me.

5 years ago and I'm still tortured by the lads over it "

Hahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went 'bin jousting'.. Sat on top of a huge wheelie bin and had 6 people push me into another person sat on top of another wheelie bin.

Went home with a squaddie and let him fuck me in the bum. He then told all my friends that I'm a dirty bitch and he loves me.

Had my first threesome. Monday night: "We won't tell anyone"... By Wednesday the whole town knew.

Met my ex.

Slept with my ex.

Agreed to move in with my ex.

I once got so d*unk that I passed out on the bathroom floor, got a phone call which woke me up and I freaked out because I was laying on my front, but it felt like I was laying on my back.. So I thought I was stuck to the ceiling. I was too afraid to move.

Tore my tights on a night out.. Then my mate ripped my cheap primark thong.. So I had no knickers, no tights, short dress... I then fell down the stairs

Was desperate for a wee so I went in the alley way opposite the club

Walked 3 miles on a sprained ankle

Had way too much sex for my own good.. Most of it unprotected. Thank fuck I never caught anything and I didn't get pregnant!

Is it any wonder I don't drink anymore?

Bin jousting! I've done that too back in the day, it's particularly good on a bit of a hill

Not so fun when you fall off and land head first in a puddle of mud though "

That never happened to me, I was the undefeated champion

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Nothing I will admit to on here.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

Was walking back to my friends Mum's house, totally pissed. It was a case of see the blue car, walk to it. She was carrying me and her very large handbags. At one point walked towards a lamp post an leant back. The next thing, and this is told from my friends view. I had disappeared, all she could hear was giggling and when she looked down saw a pair of feet sticking out of privet hedges. I had managed to lean between 2 of them and fallen straight through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing I will admit to on here. "

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Tried to take a pair of shoes off that were all ready off and carrying... Had consumed a large bottle of Malibu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Projectile vomited all over a few friends after getting d*unk on cider and blackcurrant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing I will admit to on here. "

Now that sounds very interesting VV...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot where I was staying and walked all round Malia for four hours trying to find it - only to find it was about 50 yards from where I started.

Climbed over a balcony between 2 apartments because a friend had locked himself out (same holiday) only remembered after I was done that we were on the third floor - not good.

Carried a kebab home for about 3 mile after an evening out, then dropped it about 100 metres from home.

Locked myself out when living with a mate so I kicked his dog out of its kennel and slept there for the night.

I could go on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On holiday lifted the lid of the toilet and puked, not a major problem.

Following morning stern looks all around especially my room mate. It wasn't the toilet seat I'd lifted but his suitcase, I'd puked all over his clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lay down in the middle of a Lake District Road and stopped the traffic after drinking 8 Pints of Scrumpy in an hour. My mates finally peeled me off the road and carried me back to the campsite. I thanked them by depositing regurgitated pineapple chunks in their tent, which we'd had as dessert a couple of hours earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah, thought of some more - met up with mates in Ibiza, woke up after a heavy night having slept in a suitcase, and coloured my entire head in with a flouresecent glowstick I'd bitten open.

Trying to get through a bathroom window as the door was locked and pretty much left the cistern hanging off the wall - not one of my finer moments.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Went 'bin jousting'.. Sat on top of a huge wheelie bin and had 6 people push me into another person sat on top of another wheelie bin.

Went home with a squaddie and let him fuck me in the bum. He then told all my friends that I'm a dirty bitch and he loves me.

Had my first threesome. Monday night: "We won't tell anyone"... By Wednesday the whole town knew.

Met my ex.

Slept with my ex.

Agreed to move in with my ex.

I once got so d*unk that I passed out on the bathroom floor, got a phone call which woke me up and I freaked out because I was laying on my front, but it felt like I was laying on my back.. So I thought I was stuck to the ceiling. I was too afraid to move.

Tore my tights on a night out.. Then my mate ripped my cheap primark thong.. So I had no knickers, no tights, short dress... I then fell down the stairs

Was desperate for a wee so I went in the alley way opposite the club

Walked 3 miles on a sprained ankle

Had way too much sex for my own good.. Most of it unprotected. Thank fuck I never caught anything and I didn't get pregnant!

Is it any wonder I don't drink anymore?

OMG I think you win the award lol!!

"

Ooh ive never won anything before! What's the award for stupidity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was out with the lads in town and we ended up in a club that had like a chill out area sofas and tables i had a smoke in my hand (be nearly 20 years ago smoking inside was allowed)but i was that shitfaced i was just resting my hand on my thigh and didn't notice i'd set my shirt on fire til someone threw a pint over me when i looked down i had a hole with scorch mark round it about the size of a saucer

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

recently rode my bike home, not a big idea I admit. Won't be doing that again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a night club with two bros, one went for a crap and sat on his shirt tails, he phoned us to help him scrape the shit of his shirt into the sink so he could go back out and dance pmsl

Brotherly love eh

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

I one got back to my parents' house pissed one night and found the visitors to next door couldn't start their car, so I very kindly gave them a push.

Turns out the next door neighbours were on holiday and I'd helped the burglars make a getaway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I (p) have a major habit of binging and do some bloody stupid stuff when d*unk I would say embarrassing but I find them funny myself we would have to spend all night going through them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went to a strip club with a load of guys and started taking my clothes off,got thrown out and then offered a job.

numerous other things i couldnt even go into.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Naked ironing in an hotel lobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no idea, I was d*unk... but I'm sure it wasn't me occifer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up with one eyebrow missing.

I was sixteen and hard work the next day. Tried telling people that I had cut it and had stitches, hence the giant plaster, covering it. It wasn't believed. At least there were no hairs to rip out when i took it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went 'bin jousting'.. Sat on top of a huge wheelie bin and had 6 people push me into another person sat on top of another wheelie bin.

Went home with a squaddie and let him fuck me in the bum. He then told all my friends that I'm a dirty bitch and he loves me.

Had my first threesome. Monday night: "We won't tell anyone"... By Wednesday the whole town knew.

Met my ex.

Slept with my ex.

Agreed to move in with my ex.

I once got so d*unk that I passed out on the bathroom floor, got a phone call which woke me up and I freaked out because I was laying on my front, but it felt like I was laying on my back.. So I thought I was stuck to the ceiling. I was too afraid to move.

Tore my tights on a night out.. Then my mate ripped my cheap primark thong.. So I had no knickers, no tights, short dress... I then fell down the stairs

Was desperate for a wee so I went in the alley way opposite the club

Walked 3 miles on a sprained ankle

Had way too much sex for my own good.. Most of it unprotected. Thank fuck I never caught anything and I didn't get pregnant!

Is it any wonder I don't drink anymore?

"
you sound like a fun night out lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text an ex. Thankfully a habit I've grown out of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't been d*unk since I was around 15 and used to drink white lightening and mad dog on a weekend. Didn't really do anything too bad!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"I haven't been d*unk since I was around 15 and used to drink white lightening and mad dog on a weekend. Didn't really do anything too bad! "

Hailed a Taxi when the hotel was literally across the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started drinking in Walthamstow one Friday afternoon and woke up in Dublin on Sunday morning with no recollection of how I got there.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

if I wasn't convinced before, I'm fecking thankful I don't drink now!

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Texted a ex

Omgosh...

i wanked a mate off when d*unk, giving birth to my bi side"

That must have been a big gamble

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"Started drinking in Walthamstow one Friday afternoon and woke up in Dublin on Sunday morning with no recollection of how I got there. "

was this Mr or Mrs that did this.

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By *iplzMan
over a year ago

felixstowe

Got stuck in the wardrobe looking for the toilet in the middle of the night.

Easy mistake when all the doors in my dads cottage are exactly the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not that stupid but when I'm d*unk and a women is flirting with me and hinting she wants something I haven't a clue what! I just bloody ignore her and either keep dancing or get my burger!... Other takeaway meals are available!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not that stupid but when I'm d*unk and a women is flirting with me and hinting she wants something I haven't a clue what! I just bloody ignore her and either keep dancing or get my burger!... Other takeaway meals are available! "

haha yeah I've been guilty of this too. once on a camping weekend with a bunch of mates, me and this very nice, attractive girl were the last two standing at the end of a boozy session round the campfire. she gave me a big goodnight cuddle, then got into her tent, and moments later let out a little squeal. Said there was a spider in her tent and could I come and help her. I crawled in to the tiny tent, so we were then in very close contact, and she was already down to vest-top and pants and (I now realise) was giving me very meaningful looks. I told her I couldn't find the spider anywhere so gave her another hug and toddled off back to my own tent, where I promptly fell fast asleep. Jeez, did I ever kick myself when the memories of that finally resurfaced...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not that stupid but when I'm d*unk and a women is flirting with me and hinting she wants something I haven't a clue what! I just bloody ignore her and either keep dancing or get my burger!... Other takeaway meals are available!

haha yeah I've been guilty of this too. once on a camping weekend with a bunch of mates, me and this very nice, attractive girl were the last two standing at the end of a boozy session round the campfire. she gave me a big goodnight cuddle, then got into her tent, and moments later let out a little squeal. Said there was a spider in her tent and could I come and help her. I crawled in to the tiny tent, so we were then in very close contact, and she was already down to vest-top and pants and (I now realise) was giving me very meaningful looks. I told her I couldn't find the spider anywhere so gave her another hug and toddled off back to my own tent, where I promptly fell fast asleep. Jeez, did I ever kick myself when the memories of that finally resurfaced... "

Haha does ur bloody head in doesn't it!! I was on holiday and I was in club and this beautiful Spanish women come over and says ur making me horny! She looked at her boobs and I went alreyt sound love and buggered off! Felt same as u there ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Started drinking in Walthamstow one Friday afternoon and woke up in Dublin on Sunday morning with no recollection of how I got there.

was this Mr or Mrs that did this."

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far too many things to list.

But getting charged a fiver for a taxi, when all he did was a uturn and dropped me on other side of the road and fooked off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I tipped him!!!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Shouted "C'mon England" in a Cardiff pub on a 6 nations match day

My sober English husband dared me to little Sh*t

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