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By *ustsomedude83 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Always nice to see the hot sexy photos people have submitted, but every now and then there's one that just doesn't work...

We've already established the Sky remote/penis comparison is a no no. Are there any others?

I'd say squatting over a mirror, is rarely a good angle for anyone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always nice to see the hot sexy photos people have submitted, but every now and then there's one that just doesn't work...

We've already established the Sky remote/penis comparison is a no no. Are there any others?

I'd say squatting over a mirror, is rarely a good angle for anyone..."

Seems very easy no matter what women photograph always seem to get loads of attention and get into the top photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men bent over and giving the camera a spread. Just nasty.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I suppose people pose according to who they want to attract.

Poses that have me clicking off straight away are men with their trousers round their knees or ankles or with their cock sticking out of their fly. Or women with a shot inspired by a gynaecologists hand book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweetie it's winking at you!

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By *ustsomedude83 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"I suppose people pose according to who they want to attract.

Poses that have me clicking off straight away are men with their trousers round their knees or ankles or with their cock sticking out of their fly. Or women with a shot inspired by a gynaecologists hand book."

Where do you stand on shots of 'naked' guys....with socks on?

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

The background looking like waynette slobs living room

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By *ustsomedude83 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"The background looking like waynette slobs living room "

Adding to this, everyone loves a milf, but pics where you can see a cot in the background....are a bit off putting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men bent over and giving the camera a spread. Just nasty. "

See now I like that one, providing he has a clean bottom, no pubes and none of those horrible stains around the hole. A fresh pink bum hole with willy flopping through his legs is a pose I like!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I suppose people pose according to who they want to attract.

Poses that have me clicking off straight away are men with their trousers round their knees or ankles or with their cock sticking out of their fly. Or women with a shot inspired by a gynaecologists hand book.

Where do you stand on shots of 'naked' guys....with socks on?"

As far away as possible .

I admire the male form in its entirety clothed and clothed, semi clothed even, but just socks? No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures with the loo in the back ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose people pose according to who they want to attract.

Poses that have me clicking off straight away are men with their trousers round their knees or ankles or with their cock sticking out of their fly. Or women with a shot inspired by a gynaecologists hand book.

Where do you stand on shots of 'naked' guys....with socks on?"

If the socks are on their feet its a no from me. If it's a sock on their cock, that can be amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told onesies are NEVER sexy, by a certain Fab member. I beg to differ.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I suppose people pose according to who they want to attract.

Poses that have me clicking off straight away are men with their trousers round their knees or ankles or with their cock sticking out of their fly. Or women with a shot inspired by a gynaecologists hand book.

Where do you stand on shots of 'naked' guys....with socks on?

As far away as possible .

I admire the male form in its entirety clothed and clothed, semi clothed even, but just socks? No. "

Clothed and unclothed.....what is WRONG with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The background looking like waynette slobs living room

Adding to this, everyone loves a milf, but pics where you can see a cot in the background....are a bit off putting "

Lol better than the bab on the floor crawling around or something - the poor mom's probably grabbing two mins of me-time while the tot sleeps.

Trust me, they know if you've left the room, no matter how stealthily

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By *est-coupleMan
over a year ago

Southwick (near Trowbridge)


"I suppose people pose according to who they want to attract.

Poses that have me clicking off straight away are men with their trousers round their knees or ankles or with their cock sticking out of their fly. Or women with a shot inspired by a gynaecologists hand book.

Where do you stand on shots of 'naked' guys....with socks on?"

Utterly awful - just say no xxx

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By *ustsomedude83 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"

If the socks are on their feet its a no from me. If it's a sock on their cock, that can be amusing "

Jeez.So, bent over, ass waxed and spread with a sock on their willy?

Kinky!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Men bent over and giving the camera a spread. Just nasty. "

I'm not keen on this pose either (on both men and women)

But I'm sure that some people will love them.

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

Trout pouts piss me right off, give me a nice smile anyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If the socks are on their feet its a no from me. If it's a sock on their cock, that can be amusing

Jeez.So, bent over, ass waxed and spread with a sock on their willy?

Kinky! "

The bent over, ass waxed and spread part was added by your imagination not mine

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By *ustsomedude83 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"

If the socks are on their feet its a no from me. If it's a sock on their cock, that can be amusing

Jeez.So, bent over, ass waxed and spread with a sock on their willy?

Kinky!

The bent over, ass waxed and spread part was added by your imagination not mine "

Got my boobs confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any face photo where the guy looks slightly wild eyes and psychotic. Why use a photo like that, why?!?!

And the single guys who have profile photos consisting of a not particularly anonymous woman filling 99% of the shot and 1% is of a tiny indeterminable bit of the bloke in question (presumably).

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Woman on her stomach, leg bent, knickers in her stiletto heel....................sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 80's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If the socks are on their feet its a no from me. If it's a sock on their cock, that can be amusing

Jeez.So, bent over, ass waxed and spread with a sock on their willy?

Kinky!

The bent over, ass waxed and spread part was added by your imagination not mine

Got my boobs confused"

It's easily done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger in the mouth

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

guy sat on the toilet

close up kebab shot

spunky cock

single guy with women in most of their pics (where the female is taking up most of the pic)

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Anyone's arsehole close up winking at the camera.. NOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bent over, arse spread apart, male or female.

Not keen on cum spurting pics or veggies shoved where the sun don't shine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also the patented Fab cock grab chokehold where you grab the base of it and force it back in order to gain an extra inch!

Or the Athletic body type gut suck pose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told onesies are NEVER sexy, by a certain Fab member. I beg to differ. "

Definitely sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegetables!

There's really no need for them here...or up there!

Daaaaayum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men with tongues sticking out, that is just so awful. Also pics of mens shoes, it doesn't work for men. Women showing off slim ankles in high heels which elongates the leg is a sexy image, a man's brogue does not have the same effect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not massively keen on full nude pics. I much prefer a bit of a tease.

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By *ustsomedude83 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Woman on her stomach, leg bent, knickers in her stiletto heel....................sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 80's "

Always looks like an epic accidental wedgie

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Arse shots when there is bog roll attached to said arsehole

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Men with tongues sticking out, that is just so awful. Also pics of mens shoes, it doesn't work for men. Women showing off slim ankles in high heels which elongates the leg is a sexy image, a man's brogue does not have the same effect! "

Men have pictures on their tongue sticking out on their dating profiles I've even had to put something in my profile about it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woman on her stomach, leg bent, knickers in her stiletto heel....................sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 80's "

80's or not that is Fooking sexy in my opinion lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also the patented Fab cock grab chokehold where you grab the base of it and force it back in order to gain an extra inch! "

Funny as

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad I've hidden all my pictures.....so many those I thought were my best ones have been mentioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bending over/arse in the air pose - unless you have one hell of a stunning arse - it seldom does anything for me when I see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arse shots when there is bog roll attached to said arsehole "

I've never had the pleasure

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Arse shots when there is bog roll attached to said arsehole

I've never had the pleasure "

It's spiffing I tell ya

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a few of those unliked poses mentioned. I find the clichéd ones amusing to recreate. Anyone who knows me personally will know that having my knickers caught in the heel of my stiletto or lounging around in stripper shoes is so far from my reality it's funny. I also have nude shots up, not because I think they're particularly sexy but because I used to get a lot of messages from guys seeming to think I have a better figure than I actually do and I thought it best to disabuse them of that particular notion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arse shots when there is bog roll attached to said arsehole

I've never had the pleasure

It's spiffing I tell ya "

Christ I don't think I'll bother with my tea. I'm really glad I hadn't started to cook it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Arse shots when there is bog roll attached to said arsehole

I've never had the pleasure

It's spiffing I tell ya

Christ I don't think I'll bother with my tea. I'm really glad I hadn't started to cook it "

Oh what have you got...if it's nice I'm on my way round

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

My pose is aimed at the hungry. Us single guys have to have a USP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arse shots when there is bog roll attached to said arsehole

I've never had the pleasure

It's spiffing I tell ya

Christ I don't think I'll bother with my tea. I'm really glad I hadn't started to cook it

Oh what have you got...if it's nice I'm on my way round "

It was gonna be stir fired turkey with sweet and sour sauce and noodles then chocolate chip yoghurt and fruit for afters

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Arse shots when there is bog roll attached to said arsehole

I've never had the pleasure

It's spiffing I tell ya

Christ I don't think I'll bother with my tea. I'm really glad I hadn't started to cook it

Oh what have you got...if it's nice I'm on my way round

It was gonna be stir fired turkey with sweet and sour sauce and noodles then chocolate chip yoghurt and fruit for afters "

Why have you fired the turkey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arse shots when there is bog roll attached to said arsehole

I've never had the pleasure

It's spiffing I tell ya

Christ I don't think I'll bother with my tea. I'm really glad I hadn't started to cook it

Oh what have you got...if it's nice I'm on my way round

It was gonna be stir fired turkey with sweet and sour sauce and noodles then chocolate chip yoghurt and fruit for afters

Why have you fired the turkey? "

lol, how did I know you'd notice that typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks are my biggest pet peeve whether they are in photos when the guy is naked or someone I'm playing with.

I have a very serious sock rule, you want to play then the socks come off lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Arse shots when there is bog roll attached to said arsehole

I've never had the pleasure

It's spiffing I tell ya

Christ I don't think I'll bother with my tea. I'm really glad I hadn't started to cook it

Oh what have you got...if it's nice I'm on my way round

It was gonna be stir fired turkey with sweet and sour sauce and noodles then chocolate chip yoghurt and fruit for afters

Why have you fired the turkey?

lol, how did I know you'd notice that typo

"

I'm on the ball me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys with their cocks out and trousers round their ankles.

Guys with their arses spread open.

Guys taking cock pics over the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men bent over and giving the camera a spread. Just nasty.

See now I like that one, providing he has a clean bottom, no pubes and none of those horrible stains around the hole. A fresh pink bum hole with willy flopping through his legs is a pose I like! "

I'm imagining your inbox is currently full of these pictures now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a few of those unliked poses mentioned. I find the clichéd ones amusing to recreate. Anyone who knows me personally will know that having my knickers caught in the heel of my stiletto or lounging around in stripper shoes is so far from my reality it's funny. I also have nude shots up, not because I think they're particularly sexy but because I used to get a lot of messages from guys seeming to think I have a better figure than I actually do and I thought it best to disabuse them of that particular notion."
I think you look gorgeous. X

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Speaking of poses, I was practicing a routine with my best friend and his partner and she pointed out I was stood posing like Tina poses for photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear white socks in sandals is a good look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hear white socks in sandals is a good look "

It matches the porcelain in the background well

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"

Poses that have me clicking off straight away are men with their trousers round their knees or ankles or with their cock sticking out of their fly.

Women with a shot inspired by a gynaecologists hand book."

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland

Men gripping the base of there cock like there trying to break a chickens neck,

Men who have had a wank and have cum running down there cock and fingers, both these just look absolutely horrible, aswell as the sky remote/deodorant tin pictures, and over the toilet pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dirt - whether its in the home - up the nails - on the bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women squatting over bottle of Budweiser always makes me cringe, but makes me smile if they've a bottle opener hanging of a piercing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is cracking me up, I assume all of these pics are on here somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum filled holes

Spread arse cheeks

Miserable faces...smile ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Master is a gynecologist he taught me well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolls of fat in underwear too small.

Buy the right size!

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