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Weirdest thing you've seen in a car park

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So sat in my car on my dinner driving instructor tries to reverse Park takes up 2 spaces fml just how in the car too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman once bay parked, correctly, in one go....had to pinch myself to check is wasn't a dream!

(Ducks down behind a thick wall)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I would have to say the strangest thing was my wife being shagged in the back of a car in a supermarket carpark. I was the lookout

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

Seen alsorts at work during night. Had a guy pull up directly under the cctv, climbed over into back seat, had sex with someone, got out of rear passenger door, looked to see if anyone was watching, and drove off. I laughed, everone else laughed at work. I mean the car park was empty and the guy chose the spot right under the cctv.. wtf?

Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smart Car..God their ugly and not very smart.

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone getting out of a car parked in a disabled space with a blue badge that was actually disabled and not skipping into the supermarket like most of them do.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I watched someone walk under the barriers while they were up and then watched as they came down and hit him on the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once saw a duck tucking into leftover KFC, isn't that cannibalism

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

I saw a massive eagle owl standing in the middle of a shop car park one Saturday morning. I thought I was seeing things. Turned out he had escaped from somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Lynx helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. Seriously.

I just park. Do Whatever I'm doing. Shopping or whatever.

Do it. Put my bags in the boot and drive off.

I honestly couldn't give a fuck whats going on.

I've probably missed a lot though.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"A woman once bay parked, correctly, in one go....had to pinch myself to check is wasn't a dream!

(Ducks down behind a thick wall)"

A lot people do that to stop people dinging their doors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once saw a duck tucking into leftover KFC, isn't that cannibalism "

Didn't know ducks were chickens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw a woman reverse into a car, drive forward into another , then reverse into a third trying to exit a multistory car parking spot. I was pissing myself laughing so much I forgot to make a note of her number plate for the poor car drivers, whose cars she'd pranged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was parked once and for some unknown reason the carpark was half empty and the car behind didn't park next to me I was shocked......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I worked on local newspapers we had a story once about people being attacked by a squirrel in a supermarket car park, several times over the space of a warm spell one summer. Apparently it would lie on its back sunning itself, looking for all the world like it wanted its tummy tickled - then when someone reached out a hand it would go for them with all teeth and claws. True story, but feel free to add your own punchlines using the word 'nuts'.

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By *08428Man
over a year ago

Shaftesbury

I found a free car park once , how weird is that ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A seagull kidnap a duckling (I assume it met s grizzly end), a rat that looked d*unk and a magpie eating a Greggs pasty (that's possibly the most Newcastle thing that's ever happened).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pack of dogs being walked at night, by people in a 4x4 with full camo gear and torches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King Richard the 3rd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pack of dogs being walked at night, by people in a 4x4 with full camo gear and torches "

I've heard there are meerkats in Gosforth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once saw a duck tucking into leftover KFC, isn't that cannibalism

Didn't know ducks were chickens? "

Ffs creased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"King Richard the 3rd"

Superb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"King Richard the 3rd

Superb "

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Seen alsorts at work during night. Had a guy pull up directly under the cctv, climbed over into back seat, had sex with someone, got out of rear passenger door, looked to see if anyone was watching, and drove off. I laughed, everone else laughed at work. I mean the car park was empty and the guy chose the spot right under the cctv.. wtf?

Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off. "

You must work in the posh part of Middleton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"King Richard the 3rd"

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester


"Seen alsorts at work during night. Had a guy pull up directly under the cctv, climbed over into back seat, had sex with someone, got out of rear passenger door, looked to see if anyone was watching, and drove off. I laughed, everone else laughed at work. I mean the car park was empty and the guy chose the spot right under the cctv.. wtf?

Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off.

You must work in the posh part of Middleton "

Sure do.. I mean.. middleton is soo posh that they dont use the toilets.. its not the modern way now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen alsorts at work during night. Had a guy pull up directly under the cctv, climbed over into back seat, had sex with someone, got out of rear passenger door, looked to see if anyone was watching, and drove off. I laughed, everone else laughed at work. I mean the car park was empty and the guy chose the spot right under the cctv.. wtf?

Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off. "

I always flash my tits after car park fucking to let people know i don't give a shit about being seen on cam.

Weirdest thing i saw was a woman after she had been hit by a car. The guy who was driving was ranting about her jumping in front of the car, her shoes had been knocked right off somehow, and her head was bleeding and he called her an ambulance after i told him to but he was in shock i think and panicking like mad. She wanted to get up and leave but couldn't even get up and kept hitting her head on the floor every time she fell back down, mad day that was.

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester


"Seen alsorts at work during night. Had a guy pull up directly under the cctv, climbed over into back seat, had sex with someone, got out of rear passenger door, looked to see if anyone was watching, and drove off. I laughed, everone else laughed at work. I mean the car park was empty and the guy chose the spot right under the cctv.. wtf?

Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off.

I always flash my tits after car park fucking to let people know i don't give a shit about being seen on cam.

Weirdest thing i saw was a woman after she had been hit by a car. The guy who was driving was ranting about her jumping in front of the car, her shoes had been knocked right off somehow, and her head was bleeding and he called her an ambulance after i told him to but he was in shock i think and panicking like mad. She wanted to get up and leave but couldn't even get up and kept hitting her head on the floor every time she fell back down, mad day that was."

Come down to my place n give me a private show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off.

Come down to my place n give me a private show "

So long as you've cleaned up the poop round there.

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester


"Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off.

Come down to my place n give me a private show

So long as you've cleaned up the poop round there. "

Rolling out the red carpet for your arrival

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off.

Come down to my place n give me a private show

So long as you've cleaned up the poop round there.

Rolling out the red carpet for your arrival "

Haha, too right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So sat in my car on my dinner driving instructor tries to reverse Park takes up 2 spaces fml just how in the car too lol"

Richard III. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So sat in my car on my dinner driving instructor tries to reverse Park takes up 2 spaces fml just how in the car too lol

Richard III. ? "

Damn. Someone beat me to it !

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By *luetooMan
over a year ago

Bucks & Glasgow

Last year in a remote Chiltern car park (mountain biking dont you know a number of cars began arriving, various male and female occupants clearly known to each other, then they starting getting white gowns , like monks habits but white out and dressing in them. Looked like KKK other than the fact they were all black? Once all gowned up off they went into the woods I wanted to follow but at the same time was a bit reluctant . Seems it was some ceremony of some kind, but very strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So sat in my car on my dinner driving instructor tries to reverse Park takes up 2 spaces fml just how in the car too lol

Richard III. ?

Damn. Someone beat me to it !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen alsorts at work during night. Had a guy pull up directly under the cctv, climbed over into back seat, had sex with someone, got out of rear passenger door, looked to see if anyone was watching, and drove off. I laughed, everone else laughed at work. I mean the car park was empty and the guy chose the spot right under the cctv.. wtf?

Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off. "

King Richard the Turd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen alsorts at work during night. Had a guy pull up directly under the cctv, climbed over into back seat, had sex with someone, got out of rear passenger door, looked to see if anyone was watching, and drove off. I laughed, everone else laughed at work. I mean the car park was empty and the guy chose the spot right under the cctv.. wtf?

Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off. "

Was walking past car park at nearby cinema. Saw a couple jump in car, woman lifts up her top, guy leans over and has a quick suck of her nipple, pulls top down and they drove off.

Dunno if he needed some kind of inspiration before driving off.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cars I'll never forget it was a weird day also ducks at the duck pond

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By *ordweaver2018Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Seen alsorts at work during night. Had a guy pull up directly under the cctv, climbed over into back seat, had sex with someone, got out of rear passenger door, looked to see if anyone was watching, and drove off. I laughed, everone else laughed at work. I mean the car park was empty and the guy chose the spot right under the cctv.. wtf?

Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off.

King Richard the Turd?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once saw a duck tucking into leftover KFC, isn't that cannibalism

Didn't know ducks were chickens? "

it was a KFD

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh and it's another one else woman pulls into a space and parks properly oh wait it is at the toa

Talk opposite end of the car park

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Man walking a ferrit ... i shit you not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big cat (lioness I think) in the back of a car in Dubai

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"King Richard the 3rd"

We have a winner

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff


"Someone getting out of a car parked in a disabled space with a blue badge that was actually disabled and not skipping into the supermarket like most of them do.

"

Yeah. People these days, such 'disability fakers' you a doctor then? Do you get to decide if someone is disabled at a casual glance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once saw a duck tucking into leftover KFC, isn't that cannibalism

Didn't know ducks were chickens? "

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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago

sandwell

Sat in my car (a land rover) and some woman turns into the space next to me and side swipes my car. Whole car shook. She then gets out and just wandered off as if nothing had happened, didnt even check for damage. I just sat there with my mouth open. When I checked, her front passenger wing and bumper were a right mess, my car had a little scratch on the rock slider

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