FabSwingers.com forum: Profile help please

By *ot cottons tabard OP Man
over a year ago

Enfield

I is in need of ur help an support wen I right my profile. Mines is not getting me nuff punani innit.

Do I menshun my pussy lickin skillz? I can breeve threw my ears. They are like Spaniels doh. And so is my tongue. Dat probably explains da pedigree chum breff.

I am hung like da hamster, but I av big balls which are da best at tea bagging as my nutsack is by my knees innit.

I can go for minutes, unless dat Jo Brand is on da tv. Den I just wanna bash one out meself over dem big bangers.

Wot do u fink I shud put innit izzit?

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having Dajá Vu

By *ot cottons tabard OP Man
over a year ago

Enfield

"I'm having Dajá Vu

showoff

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah rite me bredren. Ya dun wanz too much creepin ya know. Dem pussies dun likes creeps, dey luv the bastard man who smack them up from time ta time, so mention ya fightin skillz for sure.

Tell dem ya like a laff so any bitches who fink dey look like katy perry but really look like fred perry is ok to contact ya.

Lastly, if ya like chubbies say you dun mind skinny minnies too but dey have to bring a frend to make up for it.

Laterz dude.