FabSwingers.com forum: Who's got the biggest fanny

By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?

How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?

How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

there are a few that I would need to send a canary in first.....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Mine is so big it's worshipped by South American rainforest natives.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?

How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?

How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff?"

I'll tell but only after you tell us how many you can stick up your ass

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

". So who's got the biggest minge then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?

How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?

How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff?"

1 finger! 2 at a push!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yer maw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there are a few that I would need to send a canary in first.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha op you nailed it

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?

How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?

How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff?

I'll tell but only after you tell us how many you can stick up your ass

One Sky remote but only up to the middle row of numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is so big it's worshipped by South American rainforest natives."

Hahaha almost pissed myself

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?

How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?

How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff?

1 finger! 2 at a push! "

Is that a serious answer I hear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?

How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?

How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff?

1 finger! 2 at a push! "

phew,my cock will fit then!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

My boobs hold the remote snuggly... See profile pic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yer maw

Said like a scottish Jim

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Mine is so big it's worshipped by South American rainforest natives.

Hahaha almost pissed myself "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there are a few that I would need to send a canary in first.....

PMSL

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?

How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?

How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff?

I'll tell but only after you tell us how many you can stick up your ass

One Sky remote but only up to the middle row of numbers

An entire Apple TV (no, not that kind of TV) remote; Sky is soooo 20th century

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there are a few that I would need to send a canary in first.....

PMSL

If you're talking about the Norwich team, I can fit them all up my fanny at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've found debris from missing planes and ships in mine - the Bermuda Mingeangle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yer maw

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"there are a few that I would need to send a canary in first.....

PMSL

If you're talking about the Norwich team, I can fit them all up my fanny at the same time

You wish you could fit them all up your fanny at the same time or at least in your bedroom

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"They've found debris from missing planes and ships in mine - the Bermuda Mingeangle.

I'm in the market for one on ebay, but I've yet to find one of suitably epic proportions. For some reason when I type huge cunt on ebay all I get are autographed pictures of Katie Hopkins coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is so big it's worshipped by South American rainforest natives."

That we would like to see

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

when you see the 22nd Chilean miner get towed out the top....

you are onto a biggie......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there are a few that I would need to send a canary in first.....

PMSL

If you're talking about the Norwich team, I can fit them all up my fanny at the same time

You wish you could fit them all up your fanny at the same time or at least in your bedroom

That's a regular fantasy of mine

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By *lutmeup500Woman
over a year ago

London

one thing that annoys me

"you fuck so many men you must have a huge fanny"

- obviously a girl fucking a boyfriend/husband 3 times a day is the same if not more sexually active than any girl fucking 3 different men per week...

I'm pretty sure the fanny doesn't get bigger with every cock. Besides, the boyfriend could have a huge cock...I get a mixture

so dumb

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"there are a few that I would need to send a canary in first.....

PMSL

If you're talking about the Norwich team, I can fit them all up my fanny at the same time

You wish you could fit them all up your fanny at the same time or at least in your bedroom

That's a regular fantasy of mine

I get the feeling you're not joking about that

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"one thing that annoys me

"you fuck so many men you must have a huge fanny"

- obviously a girl fucking a boyfriend/husband 3 times a day is the same if not more sexually active than any girl fucking 3 different men per week...

I'm pretty sure the fanny doesn't get bigger with every cock. Besides, the boyfriend could have a huge cock...I get a mixture

so dumb"

Yes indeed. That's one of those stupid immature myths that gets bandied about. Some women can take more in their pussies than others though. That's a fact.

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"Mine is so big it's worshipped by South American rainforest natives."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there are a few that I would need to send a canary in first.....

PMSL

If you're talking about the Norwich team, I can fit them all up my fanny at the same time

You wish you could fit them all up your fanny at the same time or at least in your bedroom

That's a regular fantasy of mine

I get the feeling you're not joking about that

Joking? I'm deadly serious. I just ignore the injunctions they have against me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got fisted by a 5'5" tall guy and he fell in

This is why I only meet men over 6'tall now.....for their own safety

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I once got fisted by a 5'5" tall guy and he fell in

This is why I only meet men over 6'tall now.....for their own safety

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I once got fisted by a 5'5" tall guy and he fell in

This is why I only meet men over 6'tall now.....for their own safety

Is he still there???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got fisted by a 5'5" tall guy and he fell in

This is why I only meet men over 6'tall now.....for their own safety

muffled shout from big muff

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP...and not liking getting poked by cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got fisted by a 5'5" tall guy and he fell in

This is why I only meet men over 6'tall now.....for their own safety

I haven't laughed so much in ages!!!

Is he still there???"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got fisted by a 5'5" tall guy and he fell in

This is why I only meet men over 6'tall now.....for their own safety

Is he still there???"

I don't remember him leaving and I had no vari

Anyone got any caving gear to go look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kind of off topic but my son said "if it (baby) comes out a girl, it's going back in"...... Maybe he remembered my woo when on his way out???

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I keep a plank of wood and some rope next to the bed and a safety harness for any poor blighter who chooses to go near it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was like a baby kangaroo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got fisted by a 5'5" tall guy and he fell in

This is why I only meet men over 6'tall now.....for their own safety

I tie a rope around their waists just in case. I've offered mine as a 3rd Channel Tunnel,I heard they were looking for another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i was like a baby kangaroo"

Awww with your little face peeking out?

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I once had sex with a ventriloquist with a massive fanny.

She managed to fuck me without moving her lips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious thread!

I'm waiting for one of those lovely ladies to hold a social in her's that's near me

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By *lutmeup500Woman
over a year ago

London

"one thing that annoys me

"you fuck so many men you must have a huge fanny"

- obviously a girl fucking a boyfriend/husband 3 times a day is the same if not more sexually active than any girl fucking 3 different men per week...

I'm pretty sure the fanny doesn't get bigger with every cock. Besides, the boyfriend could have a huge cock...I get a mixture

so dumb

Yes indeed. That's one of those stupid immature myths that gets bandied about. Some women can take more in their pussies than others though. That's a fact."

yes..but that's how they are born! nothing to do with how many men they've fucked!

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"one thing that annoys me

"you fuck so many men you must have a huge fanny"

- obviously a girl fucking a boyfriend/husband 3 times a day is the same if not more sexually active than any girl fucking 3 different men per week...

I'm pretty sure the fanny doesn't get bigger with every cock. Besides, the boyfriend could have a huge cock...I get a mixture

so dumb"

Ive always thought this too

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"one thing that annoys me

"you fuck so many men you must have a huge fanny"

- obviously a girl fucking a boyfriend/husband 3 times a day is the same if not more sexually active than any girl fucking 3 different men per week...

I'm pretty sure the fanny doesn't get bigger with every cock. Besides, the boyfriend could have a huge cock...I get a mixture

so dumb

Yes indeed. That's one of those stupid immature myths that gets bandied about. Some women can take more in their pussies than others though. That's a fact.

yes..but that's how they are born! nothing to do with how many men they've fucked!"

Exactly. Totally agree. It's just genetics. It doesn't really matter how much a pussy get's stretched out it soon goes back to it's original natural state.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shout hello and time the echo. Or the reply.... death by snu-snu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeeeeeeez !

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Hilarious thread!

I'm waiting for one of those lovely ladies to hold a social in her's that's near me

What a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny craddock had quite a large Fanny

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Hilarious thread!

I'm waiting for one of those lovely ladies to hold a social in her's that's near me

What a good idea

You offering your services?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only problem with vagina size women have is men.

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

"Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?

How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?

How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff?"

3 double deckers, a bendy bus and a couple of trams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is really funny, got to love the forums theres some real characters on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a few big cunts

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By *ingersoloWoman
over a year ago

Oldham

I find lots of men believe if you have several kids you must have a big fanny. I regularly get comments about throwing a hot dog up a tunnel.

My usual reply is,maybe for yours but a regular size finds it a snug fit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about split length?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They've found debris from missing planes and ships in mine - the Bermuda Mingeangle.

I'm in the market for one on ebay, but I've yet to find one of suitably epic proportions. For some reason when I type huge cunt on ebay all I get are autographed pictures of Katie Hopkins coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger Minge

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I thought I could handle going down on a woman with a big pussy.

But it turns out that I was in over my head.

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By *hyblueEyesMan
over a year ago

Daventry

I think my neighbour is quite sensitive about her big love tunnel.

Well I certainly put my foot in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once knew a girl who said I could get lost in her pussy...I think she's doing time in Holloway women's prison on charges of abduction now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive noted all the kebab flanges!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine used to be massive, i could fist myself about 10 years ago. Now it has shrivelled up into something tiny, i estimate in another ten years it may have healed over completely.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ecided I would do a party trick of the flying ping pong ball however... I first attempted with a ping pong ball and it was hoovered up by my hole... I decided okay I'm a little lose I'll attempt with a tennis ball that disappeared too never came out... Determined to do this bloody trick I got a grapefruit and... Gave my vjayjay a squeeze to see if it would fly out! Nope just made freshly squeezed grapefruit juice... Currently rattling around is two other balls

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By *oward1978 OP Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"ecided I would do a party trick of the flying ping pong ball however... I first attempted with a ping pong ball and it was hoovered up by my hole... I decided okay I'm a little lose I'll attempt with a tennis ball that disappeared too never came out... Determined to do this bloody trick I got a grapefruit and... Gave my vjayjay a squeeze to see if it would fly out! Nope just made freshly squeezed grapefruit juice... Currently rattling around is two other balls "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive met a couple of bucket cunts on here. Lost my watch on one of them!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is so big my lovers have to go up on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got fisted by a 5'5" tall guy and he fell in

This is why I only meet men over 6'tall now.....for their own safety

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 heads have come out so none going back in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kfc have rang they want there bucket back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 heads have come out so none going back in.

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what? no dick-heads either??

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

At one time it was Johnnie Cradock but I'm not sure now she's passed away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They've found debris from missing planes and ships in mine - the Bermuda Mingeangle.

I'm in the market for one on ebay, but I've yet to find one of suitably epic proportions. For some reason when I type huge cunt on ebay all I get are autographed pictures of Katie Hopkins coming up

Love it!!

My fanny's so big it has it's own postcode! Handy coz then you'll you know 'you have arrived at your destination!'

who's next??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a lady in an estate agents once putting her fanny up for let as a 3 bed detached house with Garden & free wifi included

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By *aisy2012Couple
over a year ago

everywhere

"When I was 15, I found I had a quim

And if I really tried & tried,

I could get my finger in

Now that I am 45, my quim has lost its charm

I CAN still get my finger in,

And half my fucking arm"

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Is there a prize?

If so, it's me!

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I never large one a few weeks ago. I thought I better strap a plank across my back incase I fell in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?

How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?

How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff?"

Every time I see this thread it makes me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like waving a pencil in the mersey tunnel

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