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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've just added it to my profile.

Made me giggle for more reasons that one.

What are the tell tale signs ? How will I spot one if he sneaks in .....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a married man with permission does that count lol x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I am a married man with permission does that count lol x "

oooooo Do they all look like you ? Let me peek n learn.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Okay.

Number 1. They wear suit and tie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to the laws of Fab they're not worth meeting because they clock watch, shower incessantly, can't use their phone, will only meet between 9am and 4pm, only fuck for a maximum of 10 minutes and will be followed within minutes by a throng of wronged women and wailing babies ready to name you in divorce papers.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Number 2. They look at clocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have a white band where ring should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 3. Wedding ring or white bit and a dent.

Surely that should have been number 1?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Number 3. Wedding ring or white bit and a dent.

Surely that should have been number 1?"

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have a white band where ring should be

I type too slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to the laws of Fab they're not worth meeting because they clock watch, shower incessantly, can't use their phone, will only meet between 9am and 4pm, only fuck for a maximum of 10 minutes and will be followed within minutes by a throng of wronged women and wailing babies ready to name you in divorce papers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have a white band where ring should be

I type too slow

Got me again! Stop it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep mine on, nothing to hide lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have a white band where ring should be

I type too slow

Got me again! Stop it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

You will spot him if he accidentally calls you by his wife's name

Is paranoid about you leaving a mark on him such as a scratch on his back so will only fuck with his jumper left on

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By *hyandtwistedCouple
over a year ago

loughborough

He brings the wife along, dead give away that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot can't accommodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are never around weekends

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By *ubsterMan
over a year ago

truro

Omg.... ticking all those _oxes... my bad...man with partner without permission... no band though not married. .. fucking with jumper on definate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot can't accommodate

Oh yes, those 'can't accommodate' bastards are all married for sure

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

We are always looking over our shoulder ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just added it to my profile.

Made me giggle for more reasons that one.

What are the tell tale signs ? How will I spot one if he sneaks in .....?"

No that's fine so long as they haven't got one of those wife's who decide they need to talk to you on the phone first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot can't accommodate

Oh yes, those 'can't accommodate' bastards are all married for sure

That'll be me then

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Won't meet for a social in a public place.

Insists on showering before leaving.

Mentions how discreet he is and the need for discretion multiple times on his profile.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If he's a bit slow on the uptake, has his wedding photos in his private pics, but the bride badly cropped out.

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

I've got 2 phones, one for work, one for me

I've never worn a wedding ring so no white band

I don't clock watch

I don't wear a suit and tie except for formal occasions

How would I give myself away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got 2 phones, one for work, one for me

I've never worn a wedding ring so no white band

I don't clock watch

I don't wear a suit and tie except for formal occasions

How would I give myself away?

Ermmm your profile?

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By *ubsterMan
over a year ago

truro

Maybe I've been to polite not to ask to use the shower after x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Omg.... ticking all those _oxes... my bad...man with partner without permission... no band though not married. .. fucking with jumper on definate..."

Bit hot in August

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am.honest in my dishonesty if that makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The horns on the head, the tail and carrying a large fork are normally the big give aways.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've got 2 phones, one for work, one for me

I've never worn a wedding ring so no white band

I don't clock watch

I don't wear a suit and tie except for formal occasions

How would I give myself away?

Uhmmmmmm she's behiiiiiiiindddd youuuuuuuuuu !

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"I've got 2 phones, one for work, one for me

I've never worn a wedding ring so no white band

I don't clock watch

I don't wear a suit and tie except for formal occasions

How would I give myself away?

Ermmm your profile?"

What? you mean you read profiles

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You'd probably put my bins out Jack and look for the doofah.

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"I've got 2 phones, one for work, one for me

I've never worn a wedding ring so no white band

I don't clock watch

I don't wear a suit and tie except for formal occasions

How would I give myself away?

Uhmmmmmm she's behiiiiiiiindddd youuuuuuuuuu !"

Fuck, am I really that thick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, I'm very impressed you have it in capitals. I was going to suggest that but you're one step ahead.

Clues for MARRIED MEN-

Wants to be 'discrete'

Can't accom

Won't meet in a public place

Crap shags

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

ironed boxers.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they can only meet in the daytime not weekends though, they don't have a face pic.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"OP, I'm very impressed you have it in capitals. I was going to suggest that but you're one step ahead.

Clues for MARRIED MEN-

Wants to be 'discrete'

Can't accom

Won't meet in a public place

Crap shags

Yes. Thank you for your praise. I earned it with the scary shouty letters. They wouldn't dare now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ironed boxers......."

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Stands you up

can't communicate except at certain times

phone usually off (has two phones)

Clock watches

feels guilty

can only meet during his lunch break and thinks his car is "accommodation"

None of which applies to those of us with permission.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I'm very impressed you have it in capitals. I was going to suggest that but you're one step ahead.

Clues for MARRIED MEN-

Wants to be 'discrete'

Can't accom

Won't meet in a public place

Crap shags

Won't spend to much money on a meet. Comes out the housekeeping.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"ironed boxers......."

This is it !!! And they smell of lenor!

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"OP, I'm very impressed you have it in capitals. I was going to suggest that but you're one step ahead.

Clues for MARRIED MEN-

Wants to be 'discrete'

Can't accom

Won't meet in a public place

Crap shags

You'd only realise I'm a crap shag after I've done it though

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"ironed boxers.......

This is it !!! And they smell of lenor!"

Fuck it, better go commando

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Won't spend to much money on a meet. Comes out the housekeeping.

I get loads of pocket money

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't spend to much money on a meet. Comes out the housekeeping.

I get loads of pocket money

"
Yer missus is behind you so I reckon she has sussed Yer

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Won't spend to much money on a meet. Comes out the housekeeping.

I get loads of pocket money

Yer missus is behind you so I reckon she has sussed Yer

That's a slight oversight on my part. When I put the real plan together I'll amend our profile

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

they pick you up in their car and you reach into your bag for your perfume...

there is an emergency stop happens that would make any driving instructor proud......

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By *ubsterMan
over a year ago

truro

"Omg.... ticking all those _oxes... my bad...man with partner without permission... no band though not married. .. fucking with jumper on definate...

Bit hot in August"

My accommodation has got air conditioning. .x

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence...."

I shop and buy my own clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby seat in the back of the Car.

Travelling Salesman or Lorry Driver....always a dead cert.

Blue lagoon or Brut aftershave..Married 20 years plus

Gimp

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....

I shop and buy my own clothes

well done Jack

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....

I shop and buy my own clothes

well done Jack

Cheers mate, the Claude Greengrass look has never failed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they turn up in a suit and when they get undressed your carpet is covered in confetti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I'm very impressed you have it in capitals. I was going to suggest that but you're one step ahead.

Clues for MARRIED MEN-

Wants to be 'discrete'

Can't accom

Won't meet in a public place

Crap shags

You'd only realise I'm a crap shag after I've done it though

I'd risk it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....

I shop and buy my own clothes

You're gay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they turn up in a suit and when they get undressed your carpet is covered in confetti "

That made me proper snort.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....

I shop and buy my own clothes

You're gay?

behave! He didnt' say he shopped for cushions.

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"OP, I'm very impressed you have it in capitals. I was going to suggest that but you're one step ahead.

Clues for MARRIED MEN-

Wants to be 'discrete'

Can't accom

Won't meet in a public place

Crap shags

You'd only realise I'm a crap shag after I've done it though

I'd risk it.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"they turn up in a suit and when they get undressed your carpet is covered in confetti "

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....

I shop and buy my own clothes

You're gay?

I said clothes not curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes, those 'can't accommodate' bastards are all married for sure

Or respect the people they are currently sharing with

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....

I shop and buy my own clothes

You're gay?

behave! He didnt' say he shopped for cushions. "

Aww thank you Gran

You're on my "to do list" if you take me off your "no chance" list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....

I shop and buy my own clothes

You're gay?

I said clothes not curtains

Phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suspect they most likely prefer to be discreet rather than discrete. But the give away for me is that they are very easy in female company because they spend most of their time with another female

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....

I shop and buy my own clothes

You're gay?

I said clothes not curtains

he is straight, gays have drapes, not fucking curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They lay on your couch and ask you to pass the remote

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

they can't open the condom wrapper......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They lift the toilet seat when they go for a piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They lay on your couch and ask you to pass the remote

Two sugars in me tea love

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....

I shop and buy my own clothes

You're gay?

I said clothes not curtains

he is straight, gays have drapes, not fucking curtains"

LOL xxxx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

when asking them to change the duvet cover.... it likens itself to pitching the tent...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....

I shop and buy my own clothes

You're gay?

I said clothes not curtains

he is straight, gays have drapes, not fucking curtains"

Do curtains fuck?? I wouldn't know the wife gets them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They lift the toilet seat when they go for a piss

And put it back down again!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When football is on and they turn the telly over to Eastenders

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

wear your most hideous outfit and they say 'you look lovely'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They lift the toilet seat when they go for a piss

And leave it up ! Pfffftt

They ask you not to wear perfume in case it gets on their clothes.

Panic if you wear bright red lipstick and accidentally get some on their shirt - now who would think of doing such a thing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are brilliant and by large true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are brilliant and by large true

yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wear your most hideous outfit and they say 'you look lovely'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....

I shop and buy my own clothes

You're gay?

I said clothes not curtains

he is straight, gays have drapes, not fucking curtains"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They fart and push Yer head under the covers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer can see why I'm single

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By *ay_666Man
over a year ago

Ilkeston

I am happily married and play with the wife's permission

does that count ?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Ask the "does my arse look big in this?" question

Genuine single guys will look like a rabbit in the headlights of an oncoming artic lorry... a married guy will smoothly say "of course not love, whats for dinner?"

hehehe

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Love this thread... Can't stop laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you talk to them they just watch telly and say. " yes love " every. 10 minutes

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By *ay_666Man
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Ask the "does my arse look big in this?" question

Genuine single guys will look like a rabbit in the headlights of an oncoming artic lorry... a married guy will smoothly say "of course not love, whats for dinner?"

hehehe"

Or in my case I might turn round and say yes love it does but you know how much I love a big arse and then smile

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Ask the "does my arse look big in this?" question

Genuine single guys will look like a rabbit in the headlights of an oncoming artic lorry... a married guy will smoothly say "of course not love, whats for dinner?"

hehehe

Or in my case I might turn round and say yes love it does but you know how much I love a big arse and then smile

ahhh, but thats still a level of comfort with the other person... you know how they will take that response.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they get up and go and sit in Yer shed and have a beer

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By *ay_666Man
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Ask the "does my arse look big in this?" question

Genuine single guys will look like a rabbit in the headlights of an oncoming artic lorry... a married guy will smoothly say "of course not love, whats for dinner?"

hehehe

Or in my case I might turn round and say yes love it does but you know how much I love a big arse and then smile

ahhh, but thats still a level of comfort with the other person... you know how they will take that response."

That's true but isn't the aim to make them comfortable ?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Ask the "does my arse look big in this?" question

Genuine single guys will look like a rabbit in the headlights of an oncoming artic lorry... a married guy will smoothly say "of course not love, whats for dinner?"

hehehe

Or in my case I might turn round and say yes love it does but you know how much I love a big arse and then smile

ahhh, but thats still a level of comfort with the other person... you know how they will take that response.

That's true but isn't the aim to make them comfortable ? "

Possibly, but its a level of knowing someone that likely would give you away as being married on a meet (if you were the kind to hide it) its not a response I would accept from someone I had just met... lol mind you not a question I would ask a random either...

are we overthinking this now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They go quiet after 5

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By *ay_666Man
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Ask the "does my arse look big in this?" question

Genuine single guys will look like a rabbit in the headlights of an oncoming artic lorry... a married guy will smoothly say "of course not love, whats for dinner?"

hehehe

Or in my case I might turn round and say yes love it does but you know how much I love a big arse and then smile

ahhh, but thats still a level of comfort with the other person... you know how they will take that response.

That's true but isn't the aim to make them comfortable ?

are we overthinking this now?

I think we might be lol and true it would require a knowledge of knowing someone so possibly not going to happen on a casual meet with randoms lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They go quiet after 5"

5 what?? pm, beers, shags??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They know all the school holidays - married with kids.

Know the words to Let it go- one child is a girl.

Know the names of Minecraft characters -one child is a boy.

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By *ay_666Man
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"They know all the school holidays - married with kids.

Know the words to Let it go- one child is a girl.

Know the names of Minecraft characters -one child is a boy.

I disagree with that I know the words to let it go because my Mrs loves Disney and idina menzel lol I mean we went to Disney world on honeymoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They go quiet after 5

5 what?? pm, beers, shags??

Minutes of sex, because they can't believe their luck at getting more than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They 'know a lovely place to eat'and take you to the local garden centre cafe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest thread in ages.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

show them a photo of your mother.... if they have a look like 'you evil nagging cunt'....

married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just added it to my profile.

Made me giggle for more reasons that one.

What are the tell tale signs ? How will I spot one if he sneaks in .....?"

There'll be a dent in his finger where his wedding ring normally stays and hell have a mark on his forehead from constantly being under the thumb.

Apart from that, he may call you by his wifes name on occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they automatically go for the missionary position and keep turning their Head as if they are listening for their kids to wake up

Gimp

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

they ask you not to wear perfume as they are allergic to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They arrive in a shirt n tie. But when you suggest going out for a drink they change into there hoody with the hood up

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've got 2 phones, one for work, one for me

I've never worn a wedding ring so no white band

I don't clock watch

I don't wear a suit and tie except for formal occasions

How would I give myself away?

Uhmmmmmm she's behiiiiiiiindddd youuuuuuuuuu !"

Lol!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"They lay on your couch and ask you to pass the remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They lay on your couch and ask you to pass the remote

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ooooops

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

They leave the naturist club full of naked women at 5.30 on the dot.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They leave the naturist club full of naked women at 5.30 on the dot.....

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then come back during bingo hours

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

What about how to know if a ladies married?

"Oh yea men don't care "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about how to know if a ladies married?

"Oh yea men don't care "

I do

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I meet during the day between 11 and 4. Not because I'm married or have a partner but I work night shift. . . Start at 6pm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basically if you don't want to meet a married man then simply look and move on! But believe me there's a hell of a lot of married woman also and people who say they are single. But that apart its a Swingers site so people that have an interest in sex are on here weather their married or not! Do you think your going to find the love of your life on here! Wake up and smell the coffee.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I meet during the day between 11 and 4. Not because I'm married or have a partner but I work night shift. . . Start at 6pm. "

They defend themselves needlessly.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Basically if you don't want to meet a married man then simply look and move on! But believe me there's a hell of a lot of married woman also and people who say they are single. But that apart its a Swingers site so people that have an interest in sex are on here weather their married or not! Do you think your going to find the love of your life on here! Wake up and smell the coffee. "

They misread everything. Feel guilty, become overly defensive and make up things about other people to shift attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck me after reading this I'm MARRIED!!!! anybody know who to and when she is due back??

ironed boxers, pull toilet seat up and down, clock watch (just habit) im a fucker for names so often say wrong one, ive teenage kids so know all abt minecraft etc, i iron my undies and use lenor, and i alternate my fav ring between hands and at 5pm i usually cook dinner so im not always on then

"Wife!" if your reading this erm... come home and have a bath you tramp!!!

miss you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fuck me after reading this I'm MARRIED!!!! anybody know who to and when she is due back??

"Wife!" if your reading this erm... come home and have a bath you tramp!!!

miss you

Haha, brilliant!

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By *omtdhMan
over a year ago

IOM

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I've just added it to my profile.

Made me giggle for more reasons that one.

What are the tell tale signs ? How will I spot one if he sneaks in .....?"

Look out for the shifty-eyed clock-watchers

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By *omtdhMan
over a year ago

IOM

Don't worry. Try FabSingles - it's sort of in the name. There should be no married, boyfriends/girlfriends or otherwise dreary attached men/women for you to worry about. It's not rocket science.

Fab are brilliant they offer this other site free as well, apparently. I wouldn't know as I'm married and stick to this adult only swingers site, again its in the name. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wear your most hideous outfit and they say 'you look lovely'"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't worry. Try FabSingles - it's sort of in the name. There should be no married, boyfriends/girlfriends or otherwise dreary attached men/women for you to worry about. It's not rocket science.

Fab are brilliant they offer this other site free as well, apparently. I wouldn't know as I'm married and stick to this adult only swingers site, again its in the name. lol

No one is worrying.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

He won't propose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the funniest in such a while

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They misread everything. Feel guilty, become overly defensive and make up things about other people to shift attention. "

Say it like it is Granny

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

^And that is exactly how to spot a cheating man on the forum!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

there have been some good & funny threads today

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Don't worry. Try FabSingles - it's sort of in the name. There should be no married, boyfriends/girlfriends or otherwise dreary attached men/women for you to worry about. It's not rocket science.

Fab are brilliant they offer this other site free as well, apparently. I wouldn't know as I'm married and stick to this adult only swingers site, again its in the name. lol

Absolutely. After all, nobody would ever lie about being single just to get a shag...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"there have been some good & funny threads today

I've not been here, that'll be why!

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over a year ago

"Don't worry. Try FabSingles - it's sort of in the name. There should be no married, boyfriends/girlfriends or otherwise dreary attached men/women for you to worry about. It's not rocket science.

Fab are brilliant they offer this other site free as well, apparently. I wouldn't know as I'm married and stick to this adult only swingers site, again its in the name. lol

Absolutely. After all, nobody would ever lie about being single just to get a shag...

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i have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only ever met one married guy off fab for a coffee .... And though he was hot, he totally put me off by the whole watching over his shoulder and jumping when his phone went. I just thought go home and fuck your wife son.

If they are married that is their private life. When I meet a guy he needs to switch into "it's all about L mode" or it's not happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one's Cheating their SWINGING What don't people understand lol Can you say you know Everything or tell Everything to a person your meeting No!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"No one's Cheating their SWINGING What don't people understand lol Can you say you know Everything or tell Everything to a person your meeting No!"

I have absolutely nothing to hide, no.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"No one's Cheating their SWINGING What don't people understand lol Can you say you know Everything or tell Everything to a person your meeting No!"

Let me guess. You're married and your wife doesn't know you're on here. But yes, you're meeting on a swinging site so that's definitely swinging. Absolutely not cheating, no, no definitely not that.

Ah I love this site sometimes!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Granny, look at their pictures - the bathroom is a giveaway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it only the married men who get touchy

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"I've just added it to my profile.

Made me giggle for more reasons that one.

What are the tell tale signs ? How will I spot one if he sneaks in .....?"

Are there man many people here I have only met and know of one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol love it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well played!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why is it only the married men who get touchy

I get touchy and feely.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Why is it only the married men who get touchy

I often wonder that.

To be fair, it's only some of the married men.

Perhaps if the ratios of men to women were more equal, more women would get touchy.

Then again, I don't know what the ratio of M:F is on the fora so that theory could be total bunk.

I'm over-tired and over-thinking. Don't mind me.

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over a year ago

"I've just added it to my profile.

Made me giggle for more reasons that one.

What are the tell tale signs ? How will I spot one if he sneaks in .....?"

They generally look depressed and brow beaten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny, look at their pictures - the bathroom is a giveaway.

Not only their bathroom. Take a good look at any of their rooms, the female touch can be staring you right in the face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot can't accommodate

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is that not in the car accommodate.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

You forgot can't accommodate

is that not in the car accommodate.

Damn if i knew the car counted as avvomidation i would have taken my droving test earlier.lol

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

You forgot can't accommodate

Erm I'm single but due to living arrangements I can not accommodate, I live with My brother and his family ( a financial need nothing more)

I'd love to have a woman or women back to my place but would have a hell of a time explaining why so many different women are coming and going, so please don't knock the SINGLE guy who can't accommodate, like you ladies who are single, we guy's do have genuine reasons not to accommodate too

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

You forgot can't accommodate

Erm I'm single but due to living arrangements I can not accommodate, I live with My brother and his family ( a financial need nothing more)

Psssst! This thread isn't serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married men and bareback.

Two threads that are regularly discussed.

I'm surprised nobody has thought of a way to combine the two.

Now that would be worth discussing!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Married men and bareback.

Two threads that are regularly discussed.

I'm surprised nobody has thought of a way to combine the two.

Now that would be worth discussing!

Oh they have, I have seen threads go this way....obviously all married men bareback and are therefore not just cheaters but MURDERERS.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

They should all be burned at the stake

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"They should all be burned at the stake

By jove I think you may have just solved the fuel crisis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They should all be burned at the stake

By jove I think you may have just solved the fuel crisis!

Could they not be given out as part of the pensioners winter fuel allowance?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You're right of course.

It would save on bandwith.

I'll see what I can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot can't accommodate

Erm I'm single but due to living arrangements I can not accommodate, I live with My brother and his family ( a financial need nothing more)

Psssst! This thread isn't serious."

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"ironed boxers.......

This is it !!! And they smell of lenor!"

I can confirm (as a separated man) that the fabric softener was the first thing to go.

I've never actually worked out exactly what its for.

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over a year ago

"ironed boxers.......

This is it !!! And they smell of lenor!

I can confirm (as a separated man) that the fabric softener was the first thing to go.

I've never actually worked out exactly what its for. "

I can confirm (as a married woman) that I don't like fabric softener either.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"ironed boxers.......

This is it !!! And they smell of lenor!

I can confirm (as a separated man) that the fabric softener was the first thing to go.

I've never actually worked out exactly what its for.

I can confirm (as a married woman) that I don't like fabric softener either. "

My ex uses bucketloads of the stuff....as if the washing powder doesn't make it smell clean enough?

Its a scam I tell ya.

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over a year ago

"ironed boxers.......

This is it !!! And they smell of lenor!

I can confirm (as a separated man) that the fabric softener was the first thing to go.

I've never actually worked out exactly what its for.

I can confirm (as a married woman) that I don't like fabric softener either.

My ex uses bucketloads of the stuff....as if the washing powder doesn't make it smell clean enough?

Its a scam I tell ya. "

I don't iron boxers either, do I even qualify as a wife?

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I know it doesnt necessarily work all the time but some ladies ask for a word to be put as a subject title to prove they have read your profile and requirements

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"ironed boxers.......

This is it !!! And they smell of lenor!

I can confirm (as a separated man) that the fabric softener was the first thing to go.

I've never actually worked out exactly what its for.

I can confirm (as a married woman) that I don't like fabric softener either.

My ex uses bucketloads of the stuff....as if the washing powder doesn't make it smell clean enough?

Its a scam I tell ya.

I don't iron boxers either, do I even qualify as a wife?"

To be honest the idea of somebody ironing boxers is so neurotic I'd have no idea what to make of somebody who did...

I know this doesn't answer your question...

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"ironed boxers.......

This is it !!! And they smell of lenor!

I can confirm (as a separated man) that the fabric softener was the first thing to go.

I've never actually worked out exactly what its for.

I can confirm (as a married woman) that I don't like fabric softener either.

My ex uses bucketloads of the stuff....as if the washing powder doesn't make it smell clean enough?

Its a scam I tell ya.

I don't iron boxers either, do I even qualify as a wife?

To be honest the idea of somebody ironing boxers is so neurotic I'd have no idea what to make of somebody who did...

I know this doesn't answer your question..."

I concur. But I don't really believe in ironing anyway.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"ironed boxers.......

This is it !!! And they smell of lenor!

I can confirm (as a separated man) that the fabric softener was the first thing to go.

I've never actually worked out exactly what its for.

I can confirm (as a married woman) that I don't like fabric softener either.

My ex uses bucketloads of the stuff....as if the washing powder doesn't make it smell clean enough?

Its a scam I tell ya.

I don't iron boxers either, do I even qualify as a wife?

To be honest the idea of somebody ironing boxers is so neurotic I'd have no idea what to make of somebody who did...

I know this doesn't answer your question...

I concur. But I don't really believe in ironing anyway."

I like you.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Lenor is to condition your undies. I long for the old days when they could go for a walk on their own.

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over a year ago

"Lenor is to condition your undies. I long for the old days when they could go for a walk on their own."

Mmm nom nom crusty undies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been duped be a couple of women in the past, think this game works both ways doesn't it ?

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

You can tell if SHE is married, if she runs to the kitchen to make a cup of tea, after HE has cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im maybe very naughty and hung out to dry but I prefere married men. Im here to have fun not for a relationship. Married men theres no doubts thats just what its all about fun fun fun. I have met a couple of single guys but really feel they are on the wrong site and better suited to a dating agency. We have a couples profile and bith myself and hubby have single profiles. He most certainly has permission to go off and play. I never clock watch so he doesn't have to. Come home when ever he likes. But the stick he has for being married and the flat no's because he's married I think are daft. Surely married is only a problem if your hoping for a relationship. Xx

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

My female swinging friends tell me the problem with cheating married men is that they are unreliable. They don't turn up (wife didn't go out as planned) or can only meet at odd times such as daytime when thry hope to slip out of work. They often feel guilt and watch the clock.

as for me....I just text the wife to say I have met up with the lady at the appointed location and have fun

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Clock watch panic need a shower look really guilty after

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