FabSwingers.com forum: Dream Invention

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could invent something to make your life easier, what would it be?

Mine would be a shrinking machine as at the moment I am trying fit 30 years worth of possessions from a 3 bed house into a tiny 1 bed flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to be somthing like on Star Treck beam me up scottie .... I could move around the country EASY as most people are miles away from me in NorfolK On this site ... lol xxx jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Industrial Strength Anti Blushing Cream to use when I’m buying Smexy Undies etc,,, to help camouflage my glowing cheeks which usually light-up like Belisha Beacons giving off an undisguised signal to the shop assistants, that I’m actually buying them for me to wear ….haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Have to be somthing like on Star Treck beam me up scottie .... I could move around the country EASY as most people are miles away from me in NorfolK On this site ... lol xxx jo "

You're such a girl lol.. it's a Transporter. pmsl. ..and yes, it'd be a great invention as I absolutely hate flying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Industrial Strength Anti Blushing Cream to use when I’m buying Smexy Undies etc,,, to help camouflage my glowing cheeks which usually light-up like Belisha Beacons giving off an undisguised signal to the shop assistants, that I’m actually buying them for me to wear ….haha

Soxy, should you be baring your arse in shops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Game4it2 - I'm ready to test my new transporter system - want to be a test pilot? LOL

Chris x

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

I would make hull closer to us

As for this site, it seems all the interesting pervs live up that way

On one of the other sites.. It is all Peterborough..

With regards to a decent invention... A permanent body hair removal product that doesn't effing hurt and is cheap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A timewaster and married guy app for fab

* sits on coffin *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for something that makes women find my jokes funny. Seems that humour is the best way to charm a woman. Just that my jokes seem to be not so much wide of the mark as into another dimension.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

a zapper machine.. sumit that combusts people who irritate me... like Jordan

must only be a one off.. otherwise, if other folks had one too....

I IS A GONER..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to invent a screen pop-up to appear on my profile every time a Straight guy looks in which says…. You’re a HOMO !!!…. sigh... (I know it already exists)

So...wot.... I’m such Diva,,,,, but its only meant as a joke….OMG… I’m not really such a Bitch,,,, lighten-up you two….. yes you two!!!,,,,,,, no not you !!!….. them two, over there!!! ….the ones watching daytime Tv whilst sitting on that rather voluminous red settee…TV…. Struth ain’t some people touchy…. I said voluminous not vile….. although…. Hmmmm…. Perhaps…. Tisk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An all in one washing, drying and ironing machine would be bliss!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would like a machine that will remove my groceries from the supermarket shelf and have them cooked and straight on to my plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fab finder auto buzzer

F. F. A. B.

little device you can keep in your pocket (or wherever) that buzzes when your near another fab swinger lol - then link it in to your discrete

Catch their attention instant ice breaker winkomatic device & hey bobs your aunties new lover!

Must be an app for that!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Some sort of docking system for wheelie bins.

I take my wheelie bin for a walk down to the bottom of the drive every Wednesday, we share our thoughts and put the world to rights once a week like clock work and I think I have a pretty good relationship with him.

BUT! when I return from work on the evening the little bastard has fucked off to my neighbours again. Whore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could invent something to make your life easier, what would it be?

Mine would be a shrinking machine as at the moment I am trying fit 30 years worth of possessions from a 3 bed house into a tiny 1 bed flat"

you want to try downsizing from 2500 sqft to 500 !! ive done it gradually but it makes you realise whats important to keep .....

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By *ouple4funnewCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

"If you could invent something to make your life easier, what would it be?

Mine would be a shrinking machine as at the moment I am trying fit 30 years worth of possessions from a 3 bed house into a tiny 1 bed flat"

had to do the same a while back when I bought a barge, throw it all out, it's extremely liberating when you hit the revelation that you never needed it all anyway ... and you begin to focus on the stuff that really matters

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Must be an app for that!"

Won't be difficult to design.. GPRS link to a database.. Two matches within 100 yards.. Send SMS or emaill...

Not to dissimilar to some of the apps around the qr code stuff that you can subscribe to but that will involve both being in a specific location with a qr code that you scan to say where you are

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By *ouple4funnewCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

rahre than Invent I wish they would release the suppresed inventions

M'yeres water powered engine

Fleisher's Cold Fusion electricity generator

un-ban THC rich Hemp and Cannabis so we can get the THC cancer cure extracted from the oil on the go

too much f*cking vested interest I fear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A self tidying/cleaning house!

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