FabSwingers.com forum: Questions you get asked...

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

At the moment I seem to be getting a lot of are you really 6ft....no I'm 5ft 2 but thought you know what I'll put 6ft and buy some stilts for the meet

do you get asked a particular question over and over again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I allways get man asking to meet me fuck kowns y

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"At the moment I seem to be getting a lot of are you really 6ft....no I'm 5ft 2 but thought you know what I'll put 6ft and buy some stilts for the meet

do you get asked a particular question over and over again?

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I've met her.. she is.. don't ask her again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I ever used that strap on on a guy or other popular ones; how are you, what you up to, what you looking for, what you into?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How am I finding the site

Do I meet

And why do I only meet at xtasia

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

'I would love to try bi, if you found a female I would join and let you suck my cock.....'

yeah right, move on

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Me and hubby want a mff are you interesred? (from couples that are 100+ miles away)

Guess what the answer is!!

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

"Me and hubby want a mff are you interesred? (from couples that are 100+ miles away)

Guess what the answer is!! "

Same as! Or ''We r interested in you being my wife's/girlfriend's 1st bi experience, u girls play while I watch and me and her will fuck while u watch'' Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think you can handle me?" If you have to ask that, I don't want to be handling you.

"Do you like *insert ethnic category here* guys?" If you mention your ethnic background, it puts me off... there's no need for it, attraction is based on a person not their skin colour (in my case, at least)!

"[Paraphrased] Why do you need to get to know more about à Guy, than just that he wants sex? This isn't a dating site" Because, if my loins burned every time a guy wanted sex walked past me, I'd never be able to walk again.

Oh my favourite;

"Would you get into a relationship with me and fuck other guys then come home to tell me?" Isn't that already what I'm doing now just without a human add-on?

I'll stop my morning rant there

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Had one yesterday question my age surely you are not 50 you look late 30s. Now I am all for a bit of flattery but really if I was going to lie about my age I would not add 10 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you really have fur?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I allways get man asking to meet me fuck kowns y "

This.....then I ask if they have read my profile which CLEARLY says straight.

Their reply is either abusive (=block) or, bizarrely a promise "not to tell anyone". FFS! What difference would that make (= block).

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I get these on a daily basis

'Your boobs are massive what size are they?'

'Hows use'*

my current favourite is 'can I ask you a question?'

* verbatim - just in case the grammer police are watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and hubby want a mff are you interesred? (from couples that are 100+ miles away)

Guess what the answer is!! "

What time ?

Gimp

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

I get

Can I lick your fanny

I'm the best ever at it

Or hi bbe, wtf is that about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our most regular question is...

Who are you calling Gimp you rude Bastard

Bastard Gimp

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Can I have a lift.. Oh you mean on here? Nowt.

Lots of blokes looking tho

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't understand text speak I'm sitting there for 10 minutes scratching my head

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

Someone ask me something.... Please!!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Depends what time I'm online. I'm working nights at the minute and spend most of the night online. I had 37 'want to fuck now?' last night. 1 quite impressively from Falkirk.

Usually when I say I'm at work they say I must get a break and they can pull into the car park.

Recently during the day there seems to be a trend of couples where the female wants the guy to meet and fuck me to make sure I'm genuine before she'll meet me.

I'm sure I must have 'mug' tattood on me somewhere!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why are you made of shadow?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

""Do you think you can handle me?" If you have to ask that, I don't want to be handling you.

Oh my favourite;

"Would you get into a relationship with me and fuck other guys then come home to tell me?" Isn't that already what I'm doing now just without a human add-on?

I'll stop my morning rant there

This. Definitely this!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Or I get asked what is grey peas and bacon and why have I put that as where I am from...my response is work it out ensteien

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Oh my favourite;

"Would you get into a relationship with me and fuck other guys then come home to tell me?" Isn't that already what I'm doing now just without a human add-on?

I'll stop my morning rant there

I've had that a lot recently too. They get all confused when I say I'd only consider a relationship where we played as equals or not at all.

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why are you made of shadow?

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cos I'm a vampire....oops coffin time!!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Do I use my strap on on boys?

What size are my tits?

Do I like young cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you ever let a bloke suck your cock. Or can I come suck your cock, no strings just blow and go.

Hardly polite and a bit forward really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my favourite;

"Would you get into a relationship with me and fuck other guys then come home to tell me?" Isn't that already what I'm doing now just without a human add-on?

I'll stop my morning rant there

I've had that a lot recently too. They get all confused when I say I'd only consider a relationship where we played as equals or not at all."

It's funny how equality doesn't cross their minds when they're wrapped up in fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you? ( I'm fine,if I wasn't fine I certainly wouldn't be on a swingers site to tell a bunch of strangers about any health problems I may have)

How are you finding the site?(I don't even know what that means or how I'm expected to answer)

Do you meet single guys? (It says on the profile we do)

Does the lady meet alone( stop being a Twat)

My wife has gone off sex and I'm really horny?(Well if your own wife won't shag you there's no way mine is)

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why is your profile so sparse ?

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep getting asked

"please can we have a little water?...when will you let us out of the cellar?....what month is it"?

Stupid shit like that mainly......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly asked question is

HI hows you?? Or Do you meet ??

Do men ever read a profile is what i want to know .. maybe i should start that as a new thread ..

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

How are you finding the site? Is my current favourite question .

I always reply " I saved it in my favourites so it's easy to find thank you "

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"How are you finding the site? Is my current favourite question .

I always reply " I saved it in my favourites so it's easy to find thank you "

I think it's the witty responses that floor them

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Wuu2

Or what you into

Hardly interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you? ( I'm fine,if I wasn't fine I certainly wouldn't be on a swingers site to tell a bunch of strangers about any health problems I may have)

How are you finding the site?(I don't even know what that means or how I'm expected to answer)

Do you meet single guys? (It says on the profile we do)

Does the lady meet alone( stop being a Twat)

My wife has gone off sex and I'm really horny?(Well if your own wife won't shag you there's no way mine is)

Ohh i get some of these too .. hiw do i find this site .. my reply usually is... quite easy i press the fab icon on my phone ..

And the last onte my wife has gone off sex . .. usually i say thats a shame ..lol

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"You having much luck on here"? seems to be the question we get asked the most.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get these on a daily basis

'Your boobs are massive what size are they?'

'Hows use'*

my current favourite is 'can I ask you a question?' my response to those, I you just did. you only get 1, you've used it. or 42, its the answer to everything.

* verbatim - just in case the grammer police are watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it your looking for?

How you finding the site?

You look nice fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you into?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always get asked "Hi, how are you?" I know im not meeting, but I can still chat, so something more original would spark a conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you know so and so -

no they verified us for fun

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

What you doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get "what you into?" A lot.

"Are your tits real?" Too.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"I get "what you into?" A lot.

"Are your tits real?" Too.

Are your tits real lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and hubby want a mff are you interesred? (from couples that are 100+ miles away)

Guess what the answer is!!

Same as! Or ''We r interested in you being my wife's/girlfriend's 1st bi experience, u girls play while I watch and me and her will fuck while u watch'' Really?

Bloody cheek!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Where did you get those shoes?

Do you have smelly feet - can I lick them?

All of the above except the 6ft and grey peas and bacon questions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see you are within 5 miles of me,would you like to meet for coffee?( yes I always bring the wife out to work with me,in case some yoyo sees we are near n feels we have the urge for coffee)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you into?"

I forgot that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get "what you into?" A lot.

"Are your tits real?" Too.

Are your tits real lol "

Only one way to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you ever meet alone, will you make the exception this once for me as it's a social etc.. Zzzzzzz!!! L

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Why I'm not interested in meeting/chatting to someone and why I don't think I'm their type.

A question usually asked by straight single guys in response to a forum post.

One day they'll work out what the 'A' at the end of my posts stands for a realise they're not my tits in our pics!

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By *ovely CummingsWoman
over a year ago

Peaky Nipples

I had a message that started knock knock..

So When I answered who's there? They got all confused???

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Not spoken for a while" when we've never ever spoken, happens quite often.

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why is your profile so sparse ?

Cal"
just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why I'm not interested in meeting/chatting to someone and why I don't think I'm their type.

A question usually asked by straight single guys in response to a forum post.

One day they'll work out what the 'A' at the end of my posts stands for a realise they're not my tits in our pics!

Oh!

I thought it stood for Anthea

Please ignore my previous 286 Begging messages

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why is your profile so sparse ?

Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more"

How's that working for you?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I keep getting asked

"please can we have a little water?...when will you let us out of the cellar?....what month is it"?

Stupid shit like that mainly......"

I want to laugh but I got a little nervous giggle instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why is your profile so sparse ?

Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more"

Expecting people to make the running never fails

Gimp

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

So many straight profile guys message saying they want to fuck me

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By *unkysoulWoman
over a year ago

Mitcham, Surrey

[Removed by poster at 28/03/15 09:36:03]

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Why I'm not interested in meeting/chatting to someone and why I don't think I'm their type.

A question usually asked by straight single guys in response to a forum post.

One day they'll work out what the 'A' at the end of my posts stands for a realise they're not my tits in our pics!

Oh!

I thought it stood for Anthea

Please ignore my previous 286 Begging messages

Gimp"

And I was gonna say yes to them when I got round to answering!

Friggin timewaster!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

""Not spoken for a while" when we've never ever spoken, happens quite often.

Yep. All the time

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Every time I get a "you're tall!", I always reply, " That's because I can't stand the smell of my feet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do i get a warning when i message you? Is a popular one for me recently lol

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"I get "what you into?" A lot.

"Are your tits real?" Too.

Are your tits real lol

Only one way to find out

Oooo you flirty bitch

Come get me lol

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why is your profile so sparse ?

Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more

How's that working for you?

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not too bad thanks

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By *unkysoulWoman
over a year ago

Mitcham, Surrey

"How are you? ( I'm fine,if I wasn't fine I certainly wouldn't be on a swingers site to tell a bunch of strangers about any health problems I may have)

How are you finding the site?(I don't even know what that means or how I'm expected to answer)

Do you meet single guys? (It says on the profile we do)

Does the lady meet alone( stop being a Twat)

My wife has gone off sex and I'm really horny?(Well if your own wife won't shag you there's no way mine is)

Last one is my favourite! Response not question....

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why is your profile so sparse ?

Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more

Expecting people to make the running never fails

did I say that...NOPE I contact lots of ppl so kindly wheest up

Gimp"

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

This thread has really brightened up my morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why is your profile so sparse ?

Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more

How's that working for you?

not too bad thanks"

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why is your profile so sparse ?

Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more

Expecting people to make the running never fails

did I say that...NOPE I contact lots of ppl so kindly wheest up

Gimp"

I've never tried Wheesting I must put it on my todo list

Gimp

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Someone actually me, this month, if I was genuinely bi, because I wouldn't meet them.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why is your profile so sparse ?

Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more"

Is it working for you? Somehow I doubt it

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Wanna chat is also in the top ten...of fab greatest hits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At 6:58am the other day I got asked if I wanted a social there and then because he was in my area.

No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why is your profile so sparse ?

Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more

Is it working for you? Somehow I doubt it

No. It is. He said so

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"At 6:58am the other day I got asked if I wanted a social there and then because he was in my area.

No!

Haha I get that on the way to work...do I want some early morning fun yeah I'll just text my boss and say sorry can't come in I'm off for a random meet with a guy off fab

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Do you really own a DB9?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why is your profile so sparse ?

Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more

Is it working for you? Somehow I doubt it

No. It is. He said so

If he says so, it must be true then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or I get asked what is grey peas and bacon and why have I put that as where I am from...my response is work it out ensteien

I work in coventry and took some to work a few months back. They were saying I cant believe your going to eat that shit. One guy tried some and I converted him lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you really 47, no way are you 47 are you sure you're that age....blah blah blah!

Errrr yeah I think I know how old I am.

Oh and the classic ~ do you mind if I wank over your photos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why is your profile so sparse ?

Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more

Is it working for you? Somehow I doubt it

No. It is. He said so

If he says so, it must be true then

Of course...... I so wish I could get the correct tone of voice across for that

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Or I get asked what is grey peas and bacon and why have I put that as where I am from...my response is work it out ensteien

I work in coventry and took some to work a few months back. They were saying I cant believe your going to eat that shit. One guy tried some and I converted him lol."

Never tried it and never will do it looks disgusting

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Rare i get asked questions, the most common is "is your cock really 10"..??"

Yep..it really is.

In man inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the classic ~ do you mind if I wank over your photos?

Lol. This seems to be a weekend favourite. Keep on wanking over me guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you finding the site? Is my current favourite question .

I always reply " I saved it in my favourites so it's easy to find thank you "

Lmao.

Though embarrassingly I have asked that question

albeit not as an opener.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or I get asked what is grey peas and bacon and why have I put that as where I am from...my response is work it out ensteien

I work in coventry and took some to work a few months back. They were saying I cant believe your going to eat that shit. One guy tried some and I converted him lol.

Never tried it and never will do it looks disgusting

It does look a bit iffy but it does taste great. Cant believe that you haven't if you live in that area lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you really 47, no way are you 47 are you sure you're that age....blah blah blah!

Errrr yeah I think I know how old I am.

Oh and the classic ~ do you mind if I wank over your photos?

Same here, Followed by "You do a look a lot younger"

I don't get the classic one though

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

How's U?

Wanna chat ?

Wanna Cam ?

How u findin da site /

Fancy some fun ?

Fancy a meet ?

Do you like black men ?

Are you into younger guys ?

How's your day been ?

How's your luck on here ?

What u doin to nite

You getting loads ?

Do you know a woman who ......... ?

You up for it ?

Want your fanny lickin ?

U like big cock ?

U want to come to gangbang ?

Know where any dogging sites are in Liverpool ?

What clubs do you go to ?

Ever had a threesome ?

Don't I know you ?

These are not part of convo's. These are one liner openers from strangers which are supposed to illicit conversation and sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get my friend request lol

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Would you use that strap-on me? NO

Do you meet younger guys? NO

Do you meet Asians? NO

I am 5'9"; will you meet me? NO

Can you send me a face 'pic'? NO

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I forgot my most hated.....

No .... not do you take it up the arse.. but the seemingly inoccuous ...

r u ok ?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Or I get asked what is grey peas and bacon and why have I put that as where I am from...my response is work it out ensteien

I work in coventry and took some to work a few months back. They were saying I cant believe your going to eat that shit. One guy tried some and I converted him lol.

Never tried it and never will do it looks disgusting

It does look a bit iffy but it does taste great. Cant believe that you haven't if you live in that area lol"

I'm an import to the West Midlands

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why is your profile so sparse ?

Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more"

I think people are much more likely to ask if there's something to get them interested first... Your profile is your chance to advertise yourself.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Is that your bike?

Then loads of questions about the bike.

I think that many would prefer to meet the bike

Then lots of innuendo about something big and throbbing between my legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna chat is also in the top ten...of fab greatest hits

Yeah we get that,you have a quick look at their profile before contemplating a response,and they have gone off line.some chat that would have been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always being asked "are you really 56?" (honestly, I do) As if I would lie in that direction!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Wanna chat or another popular one is what clubs do you go to?

The club one gets rather annoying at times as they clearly haven't read our profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have tits?

Do i love cock?

Do you sykpe?

Am I looking for VF? lol

Do I do first timers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the classic ~ do you mind if I wank over your photos?

Lol. This seems to be a weekend favourite. Keep on wanking over me guys

Hahaha absolutely, crack on i say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the classic ~ do you mind if I wank over your photos?

Lol. This seems to be a weekend favourite. Keep on wanking over me guys

Hahaha absolutely, crack on i say!

Love the chomp pic lol

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I get asked why liverpool? and the usual nonsense of faf, meet in my hotel now... just proving they haven't read my profile.

A few asking if I am real... which I reply no I am a fake and my veris are from my very clever imaginary friends...!

And the unusual one this morning informing me I have selected the wrong body size on my profile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like younger guys?

No...I prefer 60+ but thought i'd set my age preference at 20-30 to confuse everyone!

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why is your profile so sparse ?

Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more

Is it working for you? Somehow I doubt it

"
luckily for me ull not find out

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

"May I ask why you've said no to me? Because I'm perfect for what you are looking for!"

Which is why we said no in the first place obviously

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why is your profile so sparse ?

Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more

I think people are much more likely to ask if there's something to get them interested first... Your profile is your chance to advertise yourself."
I change my profile n pics regularly but at moment...I can't be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your beard real ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What size are your tits?

Do you like younger guys?

Can I wank over your pics?

And the classic, What are you looking for on here? I respond by saying my 4th husband & I've chosen you

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Where are you in wakey?first message ,sounds stalkerish.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Wanna chat?

Can I ask you a question?

Are you really nerdy?

Can I wank over your pictures?

How r you babe?

I have an FB, would you play with her?

They're the most common.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I forgot my most hated.....

No .... not do you take it up the arse.. but the seemingly inoccuous ...

r u ok ?

Ooooooo my most hated that & 'I'm in your area, wanna meet'

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Are they real?

I average 2-3 of these a week

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Someone ask me something.... Please!!

Why is your profile so sparse ?

Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more

Is it working for you? Somehow I doubt it

luckily for me ull not find out"

Come on now let's not get catty keep it light hearted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they real?

I average 2-3 of these a week

Are what real?

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

How big is your cock?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Me and hubby want a mff are you interesred? (from couples that are 100+ miles away)

Guess what the answer is!!

What time ?

Gimp"

Behave....or i'll get my flogger

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Do you really have fur?

Mmmmmm fur, cuddles, hibernating, food, more furry cuddles whilst eating food

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Get a lot of guy's who just straight off the bat, not even a hello or anything will just say something along the lines of 'I'd love to suck your beautiful cock and drink all your cum'

Don't really know what they're expecting me to say to that! If it's a woman saying that it's a different matter of course

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Are they real?

I average 2-3 of these a week

I felt them, motorboated them, stroke them......they are as real as mine....just a tad firmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like younger guys?

No...I prefer 60+ but thought i'd set my age preference at 20-30 to confuse everyone!

Hahahahaha, that made me chuckle. There's nothing like good quality sarcasm as a response.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Get a lot of guy's who just straight off the bat, not even a hello or anything will just say something along the lines of 'I'd love to suck your beautiful cock and drink all your cum'

Don't really know what they're expecting me to say to that! If it's a woman saying that it's a different matter of course

hubba hubba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why I'm not interested in meeting/chatting to someone and why I don't think I'm their type.

A question usually asked by straight single guys in response to a forum post.

One day they'll work out what the 'A' at the end of my posts stands for a realise they're not my tits in our pics!

Shit I didn't realise A was a bloke. That's the last time I agree with your posts!

Great tits.

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Can I ask a question? Is one that seems to be coming a lot lately.

Yeah but you might not like the reply?

Claire

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've answered all mine on my profile. Though I still get asked

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"How are you? ( I'm fine,if I wasn't fine I certainly wouldn't be on a swingers site to tell a bunch of strangers about any health problems I may have)

How are you finding the site?(I don't even know what that means or how I'm expected to answer)

My wife has gone off sex and I'm really horny?(Well if your own wife won't shag you there's no way mine is)

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a lot of guy's who just straight off the bat, not even a hello or anything will just say something along the lines of 'I'd love to suck your beautiful cock and drink all your cum'

Don't really know what they're expecting me to say to that! If it's a woman saying that it's a different matter of course

two a day at least!

hubba hubba

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Get a lot of guy's who just straight off the bat, not even a hello or anything will just say something along the lines of 'I'd love to suck your beautiful cock and drink all your cum'

Don't really know what they're expecting me to say to that! If it's a woman saying that it's a different matter of course

hubba hubba

Hubba hubba right back at ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like younger guys?

No...I prefer 60+ but thought i'd set my age preference at 20-30 to confuse everyone!

Hahahahaha, that made me chuckle. There's nothing like good quality sarcasm as a response. "

The lowest form of wit...but I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that really your bum

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

"Is your beard real ?

"
aye had it for ten years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always asked if i'm a typical essex girl....hence my little update on my profile and I seem to get asked if i'm fertile quite a lot, drives me crazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i see women who are 6ft i often want to message them and ask if they really are tat tall, but i don't coz i did guess they get asked that a lot. plus after that initial question i wouldn't have anything else to talk about so that would be awkward.

it's just unusual so i guess most people can't quite believe it when they see it. i'd love to be tall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

noone believes im 34

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Why are you here! mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're tall, aren't you?" (No shit, Sherlock)

"Why does your profile say Large?" (Because I want it to)

"Who takes your photos?" (Me!)

"Where abouts in Newcastle are you from?" (It's a small city, you want me to tell you which street?!)

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

""You're tall, aren't you?" (No shit, Sherlock)

"Why does your profile say Large?" (Because I want it to)

"Who takes your photos?" (Me!)

"Where abouts in Newcastle are you from?" (It's a small city, you want me to tell you which street?!) "

Must admit a couple of these crossed my mind when I've spoken to you before. Just why does your profile say 'Large' really?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You're tall, aren't you?" (No shit, Sherlock)

"Why does your profile say Large?" (Because I want it to)

"Who takes your photos?" (Me!)

"Where abouts in Newcastle are you from?" (It's a small city, you want me to tell you which street?!)

Must admit a couple of these crossed my mind when I've spoken to you before. Just why does your profile say 'Large' really?!

^^ see answer in brackets above

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i get asked "what size is your cock"....

and "why are you so mean"... both in complimentry and abusive mail.....

i didn't know so many people don't like "fluffy".......

p.s i don't think i am mean......

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

""You're tall, aren't you?" (No shit, Sherlock)

"Why does your profile say Large?" (Because I want it to)

"Who takes your photos?" (Me!)

"Where abouts in Newcastle are you from?" (It's a small city, you want me to tell you which street?!)

Must admit a couple of these crossed my mind when I've spoken to you before. Just why does your profile say 'Large' really?!

^^ see answer in brackets above

Yeah I know but it still puzzles me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i get asked "what size is your cock"....

and "why are you so mean"... both in complimentry and abusive mail.....

i didn't know so many people don't like "fluffy".......

p.s i don't think i am mean......

I think you and 2wheels are both fluffy and nice. Dread to think what that says about me.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

'Is that actually cum or piss?'

Seriously got asked that once. I like to think I'm the only guy ever to be asked that question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just going through my inbox now...

Get asked a lot if i'm free today, hi how are you or are you ok type of messages, nothing that really stands out or is funny really. Just usual boring stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a shirt on my gallery and i get asked quite a lot where got it by women funny enough.

Last week some twat on here tried using it as his avatar. Knob!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Had one yesterday question my age surely you are not 50 you look late 30s. Now I am all for a bit of flattery but really if I was going to lie about my age I would not add 10 years."

Oh yes I forgot that one.. age ! why on earth would I say I was 65 if I wasnt. They usually give the old flannel . I guess its nice to be flattered as it doesnt happen at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Do you mind if I message you?

Bit silly to ask as you just have

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By *urvybrunette91Woman
over a year ago

tidworth

What are you looking for on here?

Ummmm... Sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always asked if i'm a typical essex girl....hence my little update on my profile and I seem to get asked if i'm fertile quite a lot, drives me crazy!"
fertile!!

the mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm local to you, do you want to meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's U?

Wanna chat ?

Wanna Cam ?

How u findin da site /

Fancy some fun ?

Fancy a meet ?

Do you like black men ?

Are you into younger guys ?

How's your day been ?

How's your luck on here ?

What u doin to nite

You getting loads ?

Do you know a woman who ......... ?

You up for it ?

Want your fanny lickin ?

U like big cock ?

U want to come to gangbang ?

Know where any dogging sites are in Liverpool ?

What clubs do you go to ?

Ever had a threesome ?

Don't I know you ?

These are not part of convo's. These are one liner openers from strangers which are supposed to illicit conversation and sex.

Omg!

Yes i get all of those & the usual braindead

Nice tits!

How big is your iq?

I'm nearby with.work fancy it

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"i get asked "what size is your cock"....

and "why are you so mean"... both in complimentry and abusive mail.....

i didn't know so many people don't like "fluffy".......

p.s i don't think i am mean......

Fair question; well, what size is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i get asked "what size is your cock"....

and "why are you so mean"... both in complimentry and abusive mail.....

i didn't know so many people don't like "fluffy".......

p.s i don't think i am mean......

Fair question; well, what size is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why your profile is hidden I got that a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Is that actually cum or piss?'

Seriously got asked that once. I like to think I'm the only guy ever to be asked that question!"

well the answer is pretty obvious!! oh my....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I get "can you suck my cock like in your pics" errr no

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
over a year ago

TELFORD

It would be nice to get a message.....beginning to think we are invisible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most common one I get is

"Did it hurt" regarding my piercings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, just remembered i get asked if i'm online a lot coz i ignore my inbox mostly.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Free now?

Wanna suck on this? Cock pics attached

What time can you pick me and a mate up, so we can fuck you? (I love being a taxi service and agreeing to meet unidentified friends)

You horny? Ready to cam now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had a few "we don't meet single males but can we get a lift to a club" er....

No you can't as I don't know you, we have never spoken and I'm not a cab.. But also I haven't stated I was heading to a club in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I take you to chams or when can we meet ffs my profile says I don't meet single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's U?

Wanna chat ?

Wanna Cam ?

How u findin da site /

Fancy some fun ?

Fancy a meet ?

Do you like black men ?

Are you into younger guys ?

How's your day been ?

How's your luck on here ?

What u doin to nite

You getting loads ?

Do you know a woman who ......... ?

You up for it ?

Want your fanny lickin ?

U like big cock ?

U want to come to gangbang ?

Know where any dogging sites are in Liverpool ?

What clubs do you go to ?

Ever had a threesome ?

Don't I know you ?

These are not part of convo's. These are one liner openers from strangers which are supposed to illicit conversation and sex.

Omg!

Yes i get all of those & the usual braindead

Nice tits!

How big is your iq?

I'm nearby with.work fancy it

Hahahaha!

Yep I just logged in to find all of those messages - over and over again, every day

That's why so many of us miss out on some of the good ones because we have lost the will to read after a few of these!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Just had a bloke telling me my 'cock is perfection' by all accounts!

Why don't women ever send me such messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fook?

That's a popular one

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

'How did you get so goddamn sexy?' *

* I may have made that one up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you up to?

Fancy a chat?

Can I ask you a question?

Wanna meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you ok? Quite regularly

Where have you been bro? Regularly

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"'How did you get so goddamn sexy?' *

* I may have made that one up

Your cock is perfection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never get any weird messages....... Yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave today was "wanna see me suck my own cock then eat my cum off your tits"

lovely!!! Ehhhhhhhh? Naw!!...x

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