I got 99 problems but an itch ain't one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhh just had a good old scratch, with a ruler to get at an itch on me back.

Feels great now, itch has gone.

For now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shove that ruler up your bum

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By *aro7Man
over a year ago

wickford

Have a little listen to ICE T version of 99 problems,,,,,,,,,,and as regards your itch, glad you sorted it,

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I have a top that has the Cookie Monster on and "I had 99 cookies but the bitch ate one".

It's my favourite slouchy top.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

I had a zit on my nose it's gone now.

So 99 problems but the zit ain't one

Yeah sorry but been thinking about that joke all day

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