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Wet paint. Do not touch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whenever you see that sign don't you just have to touch it.

Just how wet is wet paint ?

One of life's mysteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whenever you see that sign don't you just have to touch it.

Just how wet is wet paint ?

One of life's mysteries"
might get a " don't touch my cock " sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've gotten through life so far without managing to do that....but the temptation is always there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whenever you see that sign don't you just have to touch it.

Just how wet is wet paint ?

One of life's mysteries might get a " don't touch my cock " sign "

How wet is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a drip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning. Do not press this big red button with a sign on it saying. Do not press this button.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whenever you see that sign don't you just have to touch it.

Just how wet is wet paint ?

One of life's mysteries might get a " don't touch my cock " sign "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whenever you see that sign don't you just have to touch it.

Just how wet is wet paint ?

One of life's mysteries might get a " don't touch my cock " sign

How wet is it? "
depends how much it gets touched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking as someone who does painting and puts up said signs. If I saw you deliberately touching it a smack in the mouth may follow.

Think about this when you are deliberately fucking up someone's work.

Would you walk into a cake shop and punch a decorated cake just coz you know you're not supposed to?

No you would not.

So why sabotage someone's work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whenever you see that sign don't you just have to touch it.

Just how wet is wet paint ?

One of life's mysteries might get a " don't touch my cock " sign

How wet is it? depends how much it gets touched "

best get a sign for your busy times then I guess....

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Why touch it, this makes me chuckle.

When ever there is a pool of liquid in work on the floor, someone has to put their bare finger in it. I am waiting for the day the liquid is acid or something equally nasty.

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Whenever I see a sign "Wet Paint" I always wonder, is this a notice or an instruction?

Been tempted to pee on it just to see the painters reaction !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Speaking as someone who does painting and puts up said signs. If I saw you deliberately touching it a smack in the mouth may follow.

Think about this when you are deliberately fucking up someone's work.

Would you walk into a cake shop and punch a decorated cake just coz you know you're not supposed to?

No you would not.

So why sabotage someone's work? "

I can just picture da Vinci putting up a wet paint sign on his paintings and. Threatening to punch anyone who poked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't compare a door I have just fitted and stained to davinccis work.

But I get your point.

Hey, you are a bastardo, you toucha may paintin.

I slappa youa in da face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't compare a door I have just fitted and stained to davinccis work.

But I get your point.

Hey, you are a bastardo, you toucha may paintin.

I slappa youa in da face. "

Possibly the best Italian accent EVER!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't compare a door I have just fitted and stained to davinccis work.

But I get your point.

Hey, you are a bastardo, you toucha may paintin.

I slappa youa in da face.

Possibly the best Italian accent EVER!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't compare a door I have just fitted and stained to davinccis work.

But I get your point.

Hey, you are a bastardo, you toucha may paintin.

I slappa youa in da face.

Possibly the best Italian accent EVER!"

I would actually touch the paint just so I could hear that line. The unfortunate side affect of a punch will have to be suffered

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

There's a funny story of when James Whistler finshed painting a master portrait and Mark Twain was looking at it. Whistler said "be very carefull, the paint hasn't dried yet" to which Twain replied "its ok, i still have my gloves on".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's like the sign I saw as a teenager , electric fence do not touch.

Guess who touched it twice as the first time it didn't do anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's like the sign I saw as a teenager , electric fence do not touch.

Guess who touched it twice as the first time it didn't do anything "

Give us a clue.

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

I almost always try to avoid it, but always end up leaning against it or touching wet paint accidentally..

Why is it though your more likely to check if the paint IS wet, yet when someone says 'theres a billion stars in the sky' u just agree with them...

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Never been tempted to touch wet paint but I do have an unnatural urge to put i's in 'To Let' signs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never been tempted to touch wet paint but I do have an unnatural urge to put i's in 'To Let' signs."

Glad I'm not the only one. This urge became quite obsessive for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We put these signs up on all our jobs moronic toss bags either touch the paint or try to claim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's like the sign I saw as a teenager , electric fence do not touch.

Guess who touched it twice as the first time it didn't do anything

Give us a clue. "

Her name doesn't suit her

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Never been tempted to touch wet paint but I do have an unnatural urge to put i's in 'To Let' signs.

Glad I'm not the only one. This urge became quite obsessive for a while. "

It's hard to keep that inner child in check at times, eh?

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