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Things to Do Before You Have a Baby

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By *irce OP   Woman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Soo before all your money is gone, maybe a dream holiday...what do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck ?

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be bent over ?

Her

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Get sterilised

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Think again......

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

The snip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not going to even say the first thing that popped into my head i have few enough friends on here as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't, if you waited until you'd done everything, you wanted to do, or could afford it. The human race would extinct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travel.

I'd love to do South America...all over, town to town type stuff

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

You can do them in later life too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait until the radical feminists win.

Then it'll have to be the fella that goes through all the rigmarole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Wait until the radical feminists win.

Then it'll have to be the fella that goes through all the rigmarole. "

If Arnie can do it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Wait until the radical feminists win.

Then it'll have to be the fella that goes through all the rigmarole.

If Arnie can do it... "

Or Ms Furnish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to wait another 3 to 5 years before the magic happens but have already had the talk with family. Which was unsettling because usually my family doesn't talk about sex. I won't touch breeding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did much more after the kids come along taking the to Florida, Canada, Norway the list go's on. There worth more than another car, or a holiday with my d*unk mates any day. so just have kids your missing out on so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did much more after the kids come along taking the to Florida, Canada, Norway the list go's on. There worth more than another car, or a holiday with my d*unk mates any day. so just have kids your missing out on so much. "

Shit, sick and screeching? Think I'll stick to my luxurious holidays and new cars, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did much more after the kids come along taking the to Florida, Canada, Norway the list go's on. There worth more than another car, or a holiday with my d*unk mates any day. so just have kids your missing out on so much.

Shit, sick and screeching? Think I'll stick to my luxurious holidays and new cars, thanks. "

I have even paid off my house got two nice cars and still go nice holidays. Kids don't kill life we do.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Did much more after the kids come along taking the to Florida, Canada, Norway the list go's on. There worth more than another car, or a holiday with my d*unk mates any day. so just have kids your missing out on so much.

Shit, sick and screeching? Think I'll stick to my luxurious holidays and new cars, thanks.

I have even paid off my house got two nice cars and still go nice holidays. Kids don't kill life we do. "

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Have a poo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your shoes off. Knees up, legs akimbo, 5" heels, not a classy look! x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almond oil that perineum so it stretches without tearing...

Yeah a holiday sounds good. Try do as much as you can coz it's likely you'll have to put a lot of things on hold once you have kids.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Meet a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I completed my family aged 27, by my 40th my kids will be almost 13, almost 16 and eldest 19 so ill get things back on track, yes I've spent the entire of my 20's & 30's raising my children but I'll have my 40's & 50's to enjoy life.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex. Because afterwards you will be too knackered to have sex for about 5 years. By then the second one will have come along. So make that 10 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gas and air or maybe an epidural

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the derision of some on this site, I'd say partake in a spot of bareback!

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I completed my family aged 27, by my 40th my kids will be almost 13, almost 16 and eldest 19 so ill get things back on track, yes I've spent the entire of my 20's & 30's raising my children but I'll have my 40's & 50's to enjoy life..... "

3 by the age of 25, so will have some me time again by early 40s. Far rather do it this way round

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Plant the seed ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get sterilised "

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Find sperm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on some people I knew I'd say....have your 17th birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a think ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I completed my family aged 27, by my 40th my kids will be almost 13, almost 16 and eldest 19 so ill get things back on track, yes I've spent the entire of my 20's & 30's raising my children but I'll have my 40's & 50's to enjoy life..... "

That was my general idea but then got younger partner and had 2 more at 40. If anything my sex drive is higher now than it ever was in my 20s .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did much more after the kids come along taking the to Florida, Canada, Norway the list go's on. There worth more than another car, or a holiday with my d*unk mates any day. so just have kids your missing out on so much.

Shit, sick and screeching? Think I'll stick to my luxurious holidays and new cars, thanks. "

good for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Find sperm "

On here? Good Lord, it's more about trying to find the dry patch!

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Sleep. And then sleep some more. Because you'll never sleep again. EVER!

(very sleep deprived mother of 11 month old who still doesn't sleep more than 2hr stretches) *Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travel its the only thing we regret not doing before the kids.

Taken them all over but we need some us time.

Mauritius maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much before I had a baby but more a life choice I wish I'd made upon leaving education. I wish I'd gone into the armed forces as a medic or something. Could have done 16 years by now!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"I completed my family aged 27, by my 40th my kids will be almost 13, almost 16 and eldest 19 so ill get things back on track, yes I've spent the entire of my 20's & 30's raising my children but I'll have my 40's & 50's to enjoy life..... "

No...

In your 40's and 50's you will be granma and get to do it all over again!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

All the things you will never be able to afford to do once the monsters arrive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck ?

Gimp"

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Sleep. And then sleep some more. Because you'll never sleep again. EVER!

(very sleep deprived mother of 11 month old who still doesn't sleep more than 2hr stretches) *Her*"

Ha! I hear that! 7 month old who (if I'm lucky) sleeps 1.5 - 2hrs at a time and then winged because he's either lost his dummy or he farted and scared himself.

Still wouldn't change a thing though.

- Amy. x

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