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So, who's got a big ball for me?
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"I've bought myself a balance ball chair but the ball is too small. Or I'm too short. Or a combination of the two.
So, who's got a big ball for me?
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"Get some platform shoes as I feel the balls you will be offered here only come in pairs usually "I don't think shoes will help. | |||
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"Just one, the others deflated " I've got a funny pump thing to go with the small ball. Would you like to borrow it? | |||
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"Just one, the others deflated I've got a funny pump thing to go with the small ball. Would you like to borrow it? " I could do with a hand pump, yes. | |||
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"Where did you buy it from?" The internet. Someone else did the ordering as I don't really do internet shopping. It's a comfy ball. | |||
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"Just one, the others deflated I've got a funny pump thing to go with the small ball. Would you like to borrow it? I could do with a hand pump, yes." I'm always happy to lend a hand. | |||
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"Where did you buy it from? The internet. Someone else did the ordering as I don't really do internet shopping. It's a comfy ball. " I'm just wondering if I'm going to get an email in the next few days from one of my customers moaning about some eejit shopper needing bigger balls!! 
Are you sure you have pumped it to its full size / hardness ?
Is the ball slipping through the bottom of the chair base?
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"Just one, the others deflated I've got a funny pump thing to go with the small ball. Would you like to borrow it? I could do with a hand pump, yes. I'm always happy to lend a hand. "  | |||
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"Where did you buy it from? The internet. Someone else did the ordering as I don't really do internet shopping. It's a comfy ball. I'm just wondering if I'm going to get an email in the next few days from one of my customers moaning about some eejit shopper needing bigger balls!!
Are you sure you have pumped it to its full size / hardness ?
Is the ball slipping through the bottom of the chair base?
"No, it's not falling through. I have pumped it up a fair bit but there is a moment of leakage when I take out the pump before I shove the stopper in. The base appears to be able to take different size balls. I promise not to call any of your customers and complain about your balls. | |||
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"What is a balance ball chair? I have a Swiss ball. Well, they told me it's Swiss, but I've never heard it speak." It's the same thing but it doesn't speak French, German or Italian. | |||
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"Where did you buy it from? The internet. Someone else did the ordering as I don't really do internet shopping. It's a comfy ball. I'm just wondering if I'm going to get an email in the next few days from one of my customers moaning about some eejit shopper needing bigger balls!!
Are you sure you have pumped it to its full size / hardness ?
Is the ball slipping through the bottom of the chair base?
No, it's not falling through. I have pumped it up a fair bit but there is a moment of leakage when I take out the pump before I shove the stopper in. The base appears to be able to take different size balls.
I promise not to call any of your customers and complain about your balls.
"http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gaiam-Classic-Balance-ball-Chair/dp/B0007VB4NE Like this one ? | |||
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"Where did you buy it from? The internet. Someone else did the ordering as I don't really do internet shopping. It's a comfy ball. I'm just wondering if I'm going to get an email in the next few days from one of my customers moaning about some eejit shopper needing bigger balls!!
Are you sure you have pumped it to its full size / hardness ?
Is the ball slipping through the bottom of the chair base?
No, it's not falling through. I have pumped it up a fair bit but there is a moment of leakage when I take out the pump before I shove the stopper in. The base appears to be able to take different size balls.
I promise not to call any of your customers and complain about your balls.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gaiam-Classic-Balance-ball-Chair/dp/B0007VB4NE
Like this one ?
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"Where did you buy it from? The internet. Someone else did the ordering as I don't really do internet shopping. It's a comfy ball. I'm just wondering if I'm going to get an email in the next few days from one of my customers moaning about some eejit shopper needing bigger balls!!
Are you sure you have pumped it to its full size / hardness ?
Is the ball slipping through the bottom of the chair base?
No, it's not falling through. I have pumped it up a fair bit but there is a moment of leakage when I take out the pump before I shove the stopper in. The base appears to be able to take different size balls.
I promise not to call any of your customers and complain about your balls.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gaiam-Classic-Balance-ball-Chair/dp/B0007VB4NE
Like this one ?
That is the exact one.
"Keep pumping if the chair height is too low. The ball material is thick nylon, and can take quite a bit of pressure. | |||
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"Where did you buy it from? The internet. Someone else did the ordering as I don't really do internet shopping. It's a comfy ball. I'm just wondering if I'm going to get an email in the next few days from one of my customers moaning about some eejit shopper needing bigger balls!!
Are you sure you have pumped it to its full size / hardness ?
Is the ball slipping through the bottom of the chair base?
No, it's not falling through. I have pumped it up a fair bit but there is a moment of leakage when I take out the pump before I shove the stopper in. The base appears to be able to take different size balls.
I promise not to call any of your customers and complain about your balls.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gaiam-Classic-Balance-ball-Chair/dp/B0007VB4NE
Like this one ?
That is the exact one.
Keep pumping if the chair height is too low.
The ball material is thick nylon, and can take quite a bit of pressure.
"OK. I'll pump again tomorrow before I start writing. | |||
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"Where did you buy it from?" The Albert Hall.. | |||
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"Where did you buy it from? The Albert Hall.." You're feeling musical tonight. | |||
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" Sell more tickets then. Or sell tickets to watch you try balance on yer ball, that'd be popular. £250 from that funny video show and you can then buy bigger balls. Or simply obtain a spacehopper, at least you'll have something to hang onto. " As you only have the one would you like any spares I end up with? | |||
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" Sell more tickets then. Or sell tickets to watch you try balance on yer ball, that'd be popular. £250 from that funny video show and you can then buy bigger balls. Or simply obtain a spacehopper, at least you'll have something to hang onto. As you only have the one would you like any spares I end up with? " Please, not too big though. | |||
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"Perhaps you need a bean bag " On top of the ball or under? | |||
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"Perhaps you need a bean bag On top of the ball or under? " try either.. underneath. Would stop it rolling about | |||
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"Can I come and watch you trying to master the technique of sitting on this thing.. I've a feeling it may have hilarious slapstick moments " I hope not! I'm not attempting the exercises when I type, just in those moments between. | |||
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"I've made it bigger and now I'm hoping it won't go pop." It should not go pop! Is it sitting in the base? Is it comfortable to sit on, and the right height for you ? Hope you didn't splash out the £200 I saw it for on Amazon?? | |||
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"I've made it bigger and now I'm hoping it won't go pop. It should not go pop! Is it sitting in the base? Is it comfortable to sit on, and the right height for you ? Hope you didn't splash out the £200 I saw it for on Amazon??" I am sitting higher. It's comfortable, but not as much as when it was a little softer. It feels like it might go pop but I am well under the maximum weight it says it can take. I didn't spend £200 as it's really not worth that. Thanks for your help and I must remember to just go straight to you before making any purchase. | |||
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"I've made it bigger and now I'm hoping it won't go pop. It should not go pop! Is it sitting in the base? Is it comfortable to sit on, and the right height for you ? Hope you didn't splash out the £200 I saw it for on Amazon?? I am sitting higher. It's comfortable, but not as much as when it was a little softer. It feels like it might go pop but I am well under the maximum weight it says it can take. I didn't spend £200 as it's really not worth that. Thanks for your help and I must remember to just go straight to you before making any purchase. " Usd 18.00 from factory | |||
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"I've made it bigger and now I'm hoping it won't go pop. It should not go pop! Is it sitting in the base? Is it comfortable to sit on, and the right height for you ? Hope you didn't splash out the £200 I saw it for on Amazon??" It should not go pop Is it right on the base Is it comfortable to sit on and the right height. I am sure I have said all that on a meet | |||
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"I've made it bigger and now I'm hoping it won't go pop. It should not go pop! Is it sitting in the base? Is it comfortable to sit on, and the right height for you ? Hope you didn't splash out the £200 I saw it for on Amazon?? It should not go pop Is it right on the base Is it comfortable to sit on and the right height. I am sure I have said all that on a meet "As I've been sitting on it I admit the thought has crossed my mind that the thing that is missing from this chair is a cock. It's quite bouncy. | |||
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"I've made it bigger and now I'm hoping it won't go pop. It should not go pop! Is it sitting in the base? Is it comfortable to sit on, and the right height for you ? Hope you didn't splash out the £200 I saw it for on Amazon?? I am sitting higher. It's comfortable, but not as much as when it was a little softer. It feels like it might go pop but I am well under the maximum weight it says it can take. I didn't spend £200 as it's really not worth that. Thanks for your help and I must remember to just go straight to you before making any purchase. Usd 18.00 from factory "If I paid that no one would get any profit and capitalism would collapse. I'm doing my best to stop us going into deflation. | |||
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"I've made it bigger and now I'm hoping it won't go pop. It should not go pop! Is it sitting in the base? Is it comfortable to sit on, and the right height for you ? Hope you didn't splash out the £200 I saw it for on Amazon?? It should not go pop Is it right on the base Is it comfortable to sit on and the right height. I am sure I have said all that on a meet
As I've been sitting on it I admit the thought has crossed my mind that the thing that is missing from this chair is a cock. It's quite bouncy."well that's uncanny. I just so happen to have one | |||
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"I've made it bigger and now I'm hoping it won't go pop. It should not go pop! Is it sitting in the base? Is it comfortable to sit on, and the right height for you ? Hope you didn't splash out the £200 I saw it for on Amazon?? It should not go pop Is it right on the base Is it comfortable to sit on and the right height. I am sure I have said all that on a meet
As I've been sitting on it I admit the thought has crossed my mind that the thing that is missing from this chair is a cock. It's quite bouncy. well that's uncanny. I just so happen to have one "How big is it? It's a long way from Hull to my chair. | |||
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"I've made it bigger and now I'm hoping it won't go pop. It should not go pop! Is it sitting in the base? Is it comfortable to sit on, and the right height for you ? Hope you didn't splash out the £200 I saw it for on Amazon?? It should not go pop Is it right on the base Is it comfortable to sit on and the right height. I am sure I have said all that on a meet
As I've been sitting on it I admit the thought has crossed my mind that the thing that is missing from this chair is a cock. It's quite bouncy. well that's uncanny. I just so happen to have one
How big is it? It's a long way from Hull to my chair."it's average in size and miles | |||
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"If you modified said chair with said cock attachment won't it be a bit obvious and awkward to hide when not actually riding or sitting on said chair.. it's not exactly easy too hide under your bed.. perhaps put a lampshade over it when not in use " I'll say it's a handle like on a spacehopper. | |||
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