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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you're d*unk.

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

10.. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

11.. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

And last... but not least:

12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

...To test this theory...

...Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour...

...Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

"

Mine bloody do.

They won't respond.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos cats tongues are to rough on your balls????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah...missed the bit about picking hot women in the park when walking them

Can't argue with the test lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog is 17 years old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you're d*unk.

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

10.. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

11.. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

And last... but not least:

12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

...To test this theory...

...Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour...

...Then open it and see who's happy to see you."

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny I left my wife because of a dog, she had it put to sleep while I was on a business trip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guy with a dog here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is so true, especially the tagine at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tag line not tagine...damn phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband says it's because they are easier company than me!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I like tagines

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you're d*unk.

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

10.. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

11.. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

And last... but not least:

12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

...To test this theory...

...Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour...

...Then open it and see who's happy to see you."

Just need to add going to the pub to number 7

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"My husband says it's because they are easier company than me! "

and they dont answer back ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" My dog is 17 years old. "

my dog's got no nose ....

Actually mine's bilingual (barks in Welsh and English) but ignores me in both languages

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By *erry50Man
over a year ago

Liverpool and Cotswolds

small men usually have big dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like tagines "
That is Middle Eastern food......

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