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Can fish get high from sea?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just found a list of dumb questions on boatbook

There are some real belters there.

If mercury is liquid at room temperature how come it's solid when orbiting the sun?

What dumb questions have you heard?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Just found a list of dumb questions on boatbook

There are some real belters there.

If mercury is liquid at room temperature how come it's solid when orbiting the sun?

What dumb questions have you heard?"

Can fish get high from sea?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Just found a list of dumb questions on boatbook

There are some real belters there.

If mercury is liquid at room temperature how come it's solid when orbiting the sun?

What dumb questions have you heard?"

That made me laugh....a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back when I was teaching, these actually happened in my classroom!

Me: "Science is a set of theories. A theory is our "best guess based on the evidence. But we always have to keep testing the theories. For example, a long time ago scientists believed the world was flat."

One year 9 kid: "But Miss, the world IS flat?"

Her classmate: "Course it isn't flat! How do you explain hills and mountains and things?"

When I just stared, open mouthed at them, one said "Miss you think we're thick don't you?"

In another class at the same school:

I was teaching a lesson on the criteria that classify whether something is living or not living. Movement, respiration, growth, excretion, reproduction, etc.

One girl thought cars are alive because they move. Her mate called her stupid. But she seemed to think clouds are alive because they move AND grow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Coconuts have hair and produce milk, why aren't they classed as mammals?

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World


"Back when I was teaching, these actually happened in my classroom!

Me: "Science is a set of theories. A theory is our "best guess based on the evidence. But we always have to keep testing the theories. For example, a long time ago scientists believed the world was flat."

One year 9 kid: "But Miss, the world IS flat?"

Her classmate: "Course it isn't flat! How do you explain hills and mountains and things?"

When I just stared, open mouthed at them, one said "Miss you think we're thick don't you?"

In another class at the same school:

I was teaching a lesson on the criteria that classify whether something is living or not living. Movement, respiration, growth, excretion, reproduction, etc.

One girl thought cars are alive because they move. Her mate called her stupid. But she seemed to think clouds are alive because they move AND grow.

"

Please tell me you were teaching 5yr olds??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A level students

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I was teaching a lesson on the criteria that classify whether something is living or not living. Movement, respiration, growth, excretion, reproduction, etc.

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My science teacher once asked this about fire. I was off the following week so never did find out the answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coconuts have hair and produce milk, why aren't they classed as mammals?"

Crying that's ones funny !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back when I was teaching, these actually happened in my classroom!

Me: "Science is a set of theories. A theory is our "best guess based on the evidence. But we always have to keep testing the theories. For example, a long time ago scientists believed the world was flat."

One year 9 kid: "But Miss, the world IS flat?"

Her classmate: "Course it isn't flat! How do you explain hills and mountains and things?"

When I just stared, open mouthed at them, one said "Miss you think we're thick don't you?"

In another class at the same school:

I was teaching a lesson on the criteria that classify whether something is living or not living. Movement, respiration, growth, excretion, reproduction, etc.

One girl thought cars are alive because they move. Her mate called her stupid. But she seemed to think clouds are alive because they move AND grow.

Please tell me you were teaching 5yr olds?? "

Nope. 14 year olds. Actually I think it was year 10, not year 9.

They were bottom set though.

An all girl class. I asked what they wanted to do when they left school. It was near a forces base. Several said they wanted to get pregnant by a forces bloke and then marry him (in that order).

I think I wanted to be a hairdresser?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do meteors always land in craters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*I think ONE wanted to be a hairdresser!

Can't type today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I was teaching a lesson on the criteria that classify whether something is living or not living. Movement, respiration, growth, excretion, reproduction, etc.

My science teacher once asked this about fire. I was off the following week so never did find out the answer! "

It's MRS GREN. For something to be alive it has to have Movement, Reproduction, Sensitivity, Growth, Respiration, Excretion and Nutrition.

Fire doesn't have sensitivity. It doesn't say ouch if you prod it. More the other way around!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A thermos flask keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, but how does it know the difference?

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Do the fish dry the first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I was teaching a lesson on the criteria that classify whether something is living or not living. Movement, respiration, growth, excretion, reproduction, etc.

My science teacher once asked this about fire. I was off the following week so never did find out the answer!

It's MRS GREN. For something to be alive it has to have Movement, Reproduction, Sensitivity, Growth, Respiration, Excretion and Nutrition.

Fire doesn't have sensitivity. It doesn't say ouch if you prod it. More the other way around! "

I very much doubt that a living Polar Bear would say "Ouch" if i prodded it, even kicked it.

Thanks, you've just highlighted why teaching is so difficult.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

This is my thread of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I was teaching a lesson on the criteria that classify whether something is living or not living. Movement, respiration, growth, excretion, reproduction, etc.

My science teacher once asked this about fire. I was off the following week so never did find out the answer!

It's MRS GREN. For something to be alive it has to have Movement, Reproduction, Sensitivity, Growth, Respiration, Excretion and Nutrition.

Fire doesn't have sensitivity. It doesn't say ouch if you prod it. More the other way around! "

Are seeds alive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I was teaching a lesson on the criteria that classify whether something is living or not living. Movement, respiration, growth, excretion, reproduction, etc.

My science teacher once asked this about fire. I was off the following week so never did find out the answer!

It's MRS GREN. For something to be alive it has to have Movement, Reproduction, Sensitivity, Growth, Respiration, Excretion and Nutrition.

Fire doesn't have sensitivity. It doesn't say ouch if you prod it. More the other way around!

Are seeds alive?"

I'd say no until they germinate. They are a precursor of life. Same goes for eggs and sperm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think dory from finding nemo was defo high

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I have water in my ear is it safe to listen to electronic music?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

This is a science question.. is Quincy in diagnosis murder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is infertility hereditary

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is infertility hereditary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My teenage daughter asked me a few weeks ago if beetles can breathe.

I've failed as a parent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If 200,000 people a year die from drowning and 200,000 people have drowned this year already will I be able to breathe underwater?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Do buffalo wings come from actual buffaloes?

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By *exywheelsCouple
over a year ago

inverness

At work one of the female staff came in to the office and asked How do you water plants in a fish tank. she was being serious. Also thought that every country had a different sun as it was a lot hotter in some!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovely wee colleague asked last week "Is Bolton in Sheffield?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My mates ex wife was against building the channel tunnel in case it sprung a leak and the whole country would be under water

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"My teenage daughter asked me a few weeks ago if beetles can breathe.

I've failed as a parent. "

through the carburettor, obvs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The new ones are injected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son once asked as we were ordering a chinese

"Are deep fried chicken balls really chickens balls ?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who would have thought prawns would have balls as big as that?

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