FabSwingers.com forum: I'm a cockroach!

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I seem to survive everything thrown at me therefore I must be a cockroach.

What are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A weeble wobble, knock me down, still come back up...

Kinda like what the OP said

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A donkey, I go best when I'm loaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock roaches don't have things thrown at them.

They get stamped on.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A weeble wobble, knock me down, still come back up...

Kinda like what the OP said"

I've been a Weeble but I seem to be surviving things that even Weebles would struggle with.

Weebles are good people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You obviously haven't met the Bush radio I had in my bedsit in 1979.

SPLAT!!!!!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Cock roaches don't have things thrown at them.

They get stamped on.

I stamped on one and then it scuttled off. It was the biggest one I had ever seen, thankfully on the other side of the Atlantic and not over here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an Earwig..Eating my way into your Brain

Gimp

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A donkey, I go best when I'm loaded

Little donkey, little donkey, on the dusty road...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a top predator, feeding mainly on fish, waterbirds, amphibians and crustaceans.

Otterly adorable

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"A donkey, I go best when I'm loaded

Little donkey, little donkey, on the dusty road..."

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm a top predator, feeding mainly on fish, waterbirds, amphibians and crustaceans.

Otterly adorable

Do you live in St Mary's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been a Weeble but I seem to be surviving things that even Weebles would struggle with.

Weebles are good people.

OP, that sounds like some serious shit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the last few months i feel like the most hated teacher in the school at a summer fair - kids throwing soggy sponges at me all the time - so many things going tits up but hanging in there (dripping wet like

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A Lioness....says it all really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a plastic bag caught in the tide. No substance,dragged wherever the waves take me,slowly disintegrating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leopard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Lioness....says it all really.

You catch food for your lion to eat?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A Lioness....says it all really.

You catch food for your lion to eat?

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Nope I wait patiently, then pounce!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm an itch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a plastic bag caught in the tide. No substance,dragged wherever the waves take me,slowly disintegrating."

Whoa! So deep I actually drowned trying to come up for air.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm a cute, soft, cuddly fwuffy lil pussy cat.

With fangs and claws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a plastic bag caught in the tide. No substance,dragged wherever the waves take me,slowly disintegrating.

Whoa! So deep I actually drowned trying to come up for air. "

I can be deep sometimes,I'm not all tits and giggles

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am a salmon struggling to swim against the flow, jumping weirs to reach his ultimate goal and final resting place, going out with a bang

Well I am a Pisces

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm a plastic bag caught in the tide. No substance,dragged wherever the waves take me,slowly disintegrating."

A deep, poetic plastic bag though. I suspect you may be the sort that takes centuries to biodegrade and instead of drifting with the tide you need to be a pampered bag for life (mine never seem to make it to the shop with me but they do get to travel).

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Leopard."

Spotty?

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By *ecretcarlos007Man
over a year ago

Great Barr

A whale or will be after easter

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"the last few months i feel like the most hated teacher in the school at a summer fair - kids throwing soggy sponges at me all the time - so many things going tits up but hanging in there (dripping wet like

The school fair will end and you will get a chance to dry out. The kids always remember the teacher they throw the sponges at as a good egg.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A Lioness....says it all really.

I can't imagine you sitting as one of a Pride but I can see you with blood all over your maw and licking your lips.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm an itch lol"

I like it!

Unfortunately, I can't see or hear the word without feeling itchy.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm a cute, soft, cuddly fwuffy lil pussy cat.

With fangs and claws."

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am a salmon struggling to swim against the flow, jumping weirs to reach his ultimate goal and final resting place, going out with a bang

Well I am a Pisces

How's your jumping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a top predator, feeding mainly on fish, waterbirds, amphibians and crustaceans.

Otterly adorable

Did you know otters partake in brutal rapes of baby seals which usual drown in the process or die of the wounds then often continue raping the corpse for several more days till they get bored.

.....just saying

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A whale or will be after easter"

With vast oceans to explore.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm a top predator, feeding mainly on fish, waterbirds, amphibians and crustaceans.

Otterly adorable

Did you know otters partake in brutal rapes of baby seals which usual drown in the process or die of the wounds then often continue raping the corpse for several more days till they get bored.

.....just saying

I didn't. I won't look at an otter in the same way again.

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm a mushroom

Kept in the dark and fed loads of bull shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an armadillo...hard shell...big softy inside...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I am a salmon struggling to swim against the flow, jumping weirs to reach his ultimate goal and final resting place, going out with a bang

Well I am a Pisces

How's your jumping?"

If you let me jump your bones you'll find out

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I'm like a worker Ant. Carrying 50 times my own body weight on my sholders, accept its not my weight I'm carrying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am deffo a kitten

attention n affection when i want it stroke me right n i purr n purr rub me fur the wrong way n i will scratch ya eyes out n shit in ya favorite shoes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am an Earwig..Eating my way into your Brain

Gimp

*shudders * That creeps me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"am deffo a kitten

attention n affection when i want it stroke me right n i purr n purr rub me fur the wrong way n i will scratch ya eyes out n shit in ya favorite shoes lol

Like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pussy cat most of the time.....tigress at others

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"I'm a mushroom

Kept in the dark and fed loads of bull shit!

My Celium? oo,

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm Tina Titz, available for birthdays, weddings and Bar Mitzvahs, but not laybys at 3AM

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm Tina Titz, available for birthdays, weddings and Bar Mitzvahs, but not laybys at 3AM

Can offer offer draught excluder services.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lego brick hiding on the floor of a dark room, You might pass me by time and time again but when we do connect you'll know about it

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm a lego brick hiding on the floor of a dark room, You might pass me by time and time again but when we do connect you'll know about it

Ouch!

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