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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Currently living in a house with four Spanish speakers....three of them genuine spanishes....

I can't understand a ruddy word! Though I have learned Spanish for 'the whore mother'

It's very cool.....completely immersed in a foreign language, and sometimes nice Spanish food happens randomly, its ace!....I'm gonna make the effort to learn some wordage...its like being a baby again! Brilliant stuff.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

¿Qué?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

La puta Madre!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

What a fantastic opportunity to learn to speak Spanish...I would be trying to converse only in Spanish until I was fluent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liquorice.

That's spanish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Que oportunidad más fantastico. Hay que aprovechar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuál es tu rutina diaria? Whats your daily routine ?

Reply with:

Me levanto a las ocho de manana

I wake up 8am in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm half Spanish mums side and hardly know a word. lol

But I'm fluent in chav.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be able to speak fairly fluent Spanish at at School then I lost interest in it and forgot it.

I still know bits and pieces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reason I am pretty good with Spanish now is cos I am studying it, as I am moving to spain next year with parents to Alicante as they will retire there, we will play golf everyday, cant wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hola viejo amigo, ¿cómo estás hoy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The reason I am pretty good with Spanish now is cos I am studying it, as I am moving to spain next year with parents to Alicante as they will retire there, we will play golf everyday, cant wait "

Be very careful with yer balls, some of their bushes can be very thorny and prickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hola viejo amigo, ¿cómo estás hoy? "

Bueno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scorchio!

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

usted muy guapa senorita....!try that one, please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"La puta Madre! "

Vamos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah definitely get in amongst it mate, free education haha, I did it in Afghan with the Afghan national army, trying to learn pashtun, got a few bits and Bob's, enough to make a simple and polite conversation!

I would jump at the chance you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scorchio!"

Ahh there's a great tune called that!..I forgot about that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah definitely get in amongst it mate, free education haha, I did it in Afghan with the Afghan national army, trying to learn pashtun, got a few bits and Bob's, enough to make a simple and polite conversation!

I would jump at the chance you have "

Agree fully! Embrace the language then the ladies wuth your efforts, excelkent ice breaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The reason I am pretty good with Spanish now is cos I am studying it, as I am moving to spain next year with parents to Alicante as they will retire there, we will play golf everyday, cant wait

Be very careful with yer balls, some of their bushes can be very thorny and prickly. "
YEs I will be, cos those palm trees might be abit sticky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The reason I am pretty good with Spanish now is cos I am studying it, as I am moving to spain next year with parents to Alicante as they will retire there, we will play golf everyday, cant wait

Be very careful with yer balls, some of their bushes can be very thorny and prickly. YEs I will be, cos those palm trees might be abit sticky lol "

Shag Tonight and sticky palms?

Whatever next lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The reason I am pretty good with Spanish now is cos I am studying it, as I am moving to spain next year with parents to Alicante as they will retire there, we will play golf everyday, cant wait

Be very careful with yer balls, some of their bushes can be very thorny and prickly. YEs I will be, cos those palm trees might be abit sticky lol

Shag Tonight and sticky palms?

Whatever next lol"
I know lol, not sure whats next, but that's a fun one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a fantastic opportunity to learn to speak Spanish...I would be trying to converse only in Spanish until I was fluent."

I dunno about that! But I'll be doing my best to get in and amongst the basics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"La puta Madre! "

Motherfucker to be correct

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Estoy aprendiendo español, lentamente

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The reason I am pretty good with Spanish now is cos I am studying it, as I am moving to spain next year with parents to Alicante as they will retire there, we will play golf everyday, cant wait "

Hannah had told me about that....she likes you all the more for it big guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's learning all the important words... Like cojones!

I speak Spanish for my degree so it's perfect for me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Estoy aprendiendo español, lentamente "

Slowly....I kbow the feeling! (i have hannah here translating....so I'm cheating)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The reason I am pretty good with Spanish now is cos I am studying it, as I am moving to spain next year with parents to Alicante as they will retire there, we will play golf everyday, cant wait

Hannah had told me about that....she likes you all the more for it big guy "

That was pillow talk!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will learn to speak it the way it's actually spoken.

Text books and lessons with "teachers" only go so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"La puta Madre!

Motherfucker to be correct"

Literal translation is the whore mother apparently.....dunno, that's what I'm told....don't connfuse me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah definitely get in amongst it mate, free education haha, I did it in Afghan with the Afghan national army, trying to learn pashtun, got a few bits and Bob's, enough to make a simple and polite conversation!

I would jump at the chance you have

Agree fully! Embrace the language then the ladies wuth your efforts, excelkent ice breaker "

There is that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The reason I am pretty good with Spanish now is cos I am studying it, as I am moving to spain next year with parents to Alicante as they will retire there, we will play golf everyday, cant wait

Hannah had told me about that....she likes you all the more for it big guy

That was pillow talk!!!"
Nice one Christo lol .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah definitely get in amongst it mate, free education haha, I did it in Afghan with the Afghan national army, trying to learn pashtun, got a few bits and Bob's, enough to make a simple and polite conversation!

I would jump at the chance you have "

That's probably as far as I'll get....I only have a couple of months till I leave unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome to my world - my lad did a degree in modern languages - him and daughter used to yatter on in german - some of his phone chat i cant even guess the language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"La puta Madre!

Motherfucker to be correct

Literal translation is the whore mother apparently.....dunno, that's what I'm told....don't connfuse me "

There's the literal translation and the. What it actually means. Ir de todo leche means, literally, to go at full milk, but in reality it means to be going at full speed. Literal vs real!

#languagestudentproblems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"La puta Madre!

Motherfucker to be correct

Literal translation is the whore mother apparently.....dunno, that's what I'm told....don't connfuse me "

Motherfucker, awesome, fuckin A, etc.

Whatever you do do not use "tu puta tu madre...." There isn't a worse insult.

Hijo de Puta - son of a bitch

Cabron is another good one but be prepared to duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The reason I am pretty good with Spanish now is cos I am studying it, as I am moving to spain next year with parents to Alicante as they will retire there, we will play golf everyday, cant wait

Hannah had told me about that....she likes you all the more for it big guy

That was pillow talk!!!Nice one Christo lol ."

It's a good thing he has fulfilled his, ahem, 'manly duties' tonight, so I can definitely send him to sleep on the sofa!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"La puta Madre!

Motherfucker to be correct

Literal translation is the whore mother apparently.....dunno, that's what I'm told....don't connfuse me

Motherfucker, awesome, fuckin A, etc.

Whatever you do do not use "tu puta tu madre...." There isn't a worse insult.

Hijo de Puta - son of a bitch

Cabron is another good one but be prepared to duck "

Let me grab a pen, and a map of all available exits from the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the only Spanish I know is

Donde est el banco, which I believe is where is the nearest bank?

and dos cervezas por favor, which I believe is two beers please mate!!! don't actually know what por favor is but it's gotta be something nice as they always bring the beers over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the only Spanish I know is

Donde est el banco, which I believe is where is the nearest bank?

and dos cervezas por favor, which I believe is two beers please mate!!! don't actually know what por favor is but it's gotta be something nice as they always bring the beers over "

Where is the bank

Por favor is please

All you really need for a successful time in Spain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"welcome to my world - my lad did a degree in modern languages - him and daughter used to yatter on in german - some of his phone chat i cant even guess the language "

It's kinda fun in an odd way.....just no idea half the time what they're on about...its like a free holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swiper no swiping, and other assorted Dora the explorer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago


"The reason I am pretty good with Spanish now is cos I am studying it, as I am moving to spain next year with parents to Alicante as they will retire there, we will play golf everyday, cant wait

Hannah had told me about that....she likes you all the more for it big guy

That was pillow talk!!!Nice one Christo lol .

It's a good thing he has fulfilled his, ahem, 'manly duties' tonight, so I can definitely send him to sleep on the sofa! "
lol that's nice, same here, eating some rice on the sofa, as I am carbing up for tomorows workout

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've been to Barcelona 3 times and always make an effort to speak the lingo, but by the time I go again I've forgotten most of it and have to start again, but I'm getting better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barca is Catalan not Castilian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"welcome to my world - my lad did a degree in modern languages - him and daughter used to yatter on in german - some of his phone chat i cant even guess the language

It's kinda fun in an odd way.....just no idea half the time what they're on about...its like a free holiday "

HAHA i think they were using the german to talk about me behind my back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The reason I am pretty good with Spanish now is cos I am studying it, as I am moving to spain next year with parents to Alicante as they will retire there, we will play golf everyday, cant wait

Hannah had told me about that....she likes you all the more for it big guy

That was pillow talk!!!Nice one Christo lol .

It's a good thing he has fulfilled his, ahem, 'manly duties' tonight, so I can definitely send him to sleep on the sofa! lol that's nice, same here, eating some rice on the sofa, as I am carbing up for tomorows workout "

Nice!? That she's sending me to sleep on the sofa!? Cheers pal

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

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Naranja

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The reason I am pretty good with Spanish now is cos I am studying it, as I am moving to spain next year with parents to Alicante as they will retire there, we will play golf everyday, cant wait

Hannah had told me about that....she likes you all the more for it big guy

That was pillow talk!!!Nice one Christo lol .

It's a good thing he has fulfilled his, ahem, 'manly duties' tonight, so I can definitely send him to sleep on the sofa! lol that's nice, same here, eating some rice on the sofa, as I am carbing up for tomorows workout

Nice!? That she's sending me to sleep on the sofa!? Cheers pal "
lol no meant not nice there, forgot the not bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Que oportunidad más fantastico. Hay que aprovechar. "

"Oportinidad" es feminina.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"welcome to my world - my lad did a degree in modern languages - him and daughter used to yatter on in german - some of his phone chat i cant even guess the language

It's kinda fun in an odd way.....just no idea half the time what they're on about...its like a free holiday

HAHA i think they were using the german to talk about me behind my back "
I had no paranoia.....untill now.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The reason I am pretty good with Spanish now is cos I am studying it, as I am moving to spain next year with parents to Alicante as they will retire there, we will play golf everyday, cant wait

Hannah had told me about that....she likes you all the more for it big guy

That was pillow talk!!!Nice one Christo lol .

It's a good thing he has fulfilled his, ahem, 'manly duties' tonight, so I can definitely send him to sleep on the sofa! lol that's nice, same here, eating some rice on the sofa, as I am carbing up for tomorows workout

Nice!? That she's sending me to sleep on the sofa!? Cheers pal lol no meant not nice there, forgot the not bit "

Aww no, I was only messing mate, I knew what you meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"welcome to my world - my lad did a degree in modern languages - him and daughter used to yatter on in german - some of his phone chat i cant even guess the language

It's kinda fun in an odd way.....just no idea half the time what they're on about...its like a free holiday

HAHA i think they were using the german to talk about me behind my back I had no paranoia.....untill now..... "

watch their eyes as they chat hhaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"welcome to my world - my lad did a degree in modern languages - him and daughter used to yatter on in german - some of his phone chat i cant even guess the language

It's kinda fun in an odd way.....just no idea half the time what they're on about...its like a free holiday

HAHA i think they were using the german to talk about me behind my back I had no paranoia.....untill now.....

watch their eyes as they chat hhaha "

we never talk about him behind his back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The reason I am pretty good with Spanish now is cos I am studying it, as I am moving to spain next year with parents to Alicante as they will retire there, we will play golf everyday, cant wait

Hannah had told me about that....she likes you all the more for it big guy

That was pillow talk!!!Nice one Christo lol .

It's a good thing he has fulfilled his, ahem, 'manly duties' tonight, so I can definitely send him to sleep on the sofa! lol that's nice, same here, eating some rice on the sofa, as I am carbing up for tomorows workout

Nice!? That she's sending me to sleep on the sofa!? Cheers pal lol no meant not nice there, forgot the not bit

Aww no, I was only messing mate, I knew what you meant "
Yes thought so to pal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"welcome to my world - my lad did a degree in modern languages - him and daughter used to yatter on in german - some of his phone chat i cant even guess the language

It's kinda fun in an odd way.....just no idea half the time what they're on about...its like a free holiday

HAHA i think they were using the german to talk about me behind my back I had no paranoia.....untill now.....

watch their eyes as they chat hhaha

we never talk about him behind his back! "

don't need to, say it straight to his face and he still wouldn't have a clue!

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