FabSwingers.com forum: Toilet Seat..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gents if your wanting to use the toilet of a female run household at least have the decency to flush it and return the loo seat back down

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By *lshere77Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Why? Think about the environment. ....if its yellow let it mellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I'll do a turd so beautiful it's a crime to flush it. ...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is it Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men need the seat up, and have learned how to make it so, and never complain when they find it down. Women need it down, have learned how to make it so, and complain bitterly when they have to! Does equality mean men have the right to complain or women have to stop complaining?

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

What's wrong with leaving it up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's wrong with leaving it up?"

The fact its my property and it was down before he went..

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By *lshere77Man
over a year ago

Wigan

I can never understand why women constantly moan about such trivial things.........why don't you go and make us all a nice cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with leaving it up?

The fact its my property and it was down before he went.. "

...and that sometimes us women sit down without realising the seat is up and our bums go straight down the freezing cold pot...worse still sitting on "his" dribble on the rim...thats what's wrong

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By *lshere77Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Open your eyes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

house full of women, no men or boys, you don't expect it, it catches you out lol!

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By *ina75Woman
over a year ago

Stone

"What's wrong with leaving it up?

...worse still sitting on "his" dribble on the rim...thats what's wrong

Yup, at least it shows he has thought about not leaving you a puddle to sit in!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

is it that hard to aim btw? never understood why men even have to lift it up..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Open your eyes? "

why not just have the decency to return things to how they were?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry about putting the seat up or down,just wash the fucking piss you spray everywhere! Oh and wash your hands,put a new roll of toilet paper out when you finish the last,wash the bath out after you bathe,throw away old razor heads,put the lids back on toothpaste,shampoo,conditioner,bath products etc,wash the sink out after you clean your teeth....have I forgotten anything? Oh yes,I don't have a partner any more,I don't have these problems

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By *lshere77Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Can't see the problem

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Letsbe does this all the time. Always makes me smile for some weird reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we dont flush pee away every time when its just family at home -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with leaving it up?

The fact its my property and it was down before he went..

...and that sometimes us women sit down without realising the seat is up and our bums go straight down the freezing cold pot...worse still sitting on "his" dribble on the rim...thats what's wrong

This wins the dispute for me, otherwise men should stop complaining when gran pisses all over their favourite armchair

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I prefer to sit down; I can finish my chapter in peace that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it that hard to aim btw? never understood why men even have to lift it up.. "

If you can't aim it into a hole that big you've got real problems!!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"What's wrong with leaving it up?

The fact its my property and it was down before he went..

...and that sometimes us women sit down without realising the seat is up and our bums go straight down the freezing cold pot...worse still sitting on "his" dribble on the rim...thats what's wrong

I do put toilet seat back down after ive been as its become a habit to do so

the rule happened to be for the 2 males in the house put toilet seat back down for the girl in the house

it was either that or something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Letsbe does this all the time. Always makes me smile for some weird reason. "

but youve been together for ages and its his home basically..

i just felt 'ewwwww' in my own bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer to sit down; I can finish my chapter in peace that way

Oh how I long for the day I can sit in the loo and read without kids interrupting [sigh]

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"What's wrong with leaving it up?

The fact its my property and it was down before he went.. "

Ah, sounds like a seat up!! He could be innocent......

That's a poor joke.........I admit.......

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"What's wrong with leaving it up?

The fact its my property and it was down before he went..

...and that sometimes us women sit down without realising the seat is up and our bums go straight down the freezing cold pot...worse still sitting on "his" dribble on the rim...thats what's wrong

Nothing wrong with rim dribbling

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Was it a man you know?

Or a stranger? I'd be bleaching and cleaning the life out of it

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Women use the loo with seat down for peeing and pooing. Men need the seat up for peeing but down for pooing. Therefore, unless it is in an all-male environment, the majority of toilet usage requires the seat to be down.

Hence, it makes more sense for the seat to be left down.

Furthermore, you should never flush the toilet with the lid up as the force of the flush causes water droplets to be launched in the air and which will then fall on other surfaces. Do you keep your toothbrush in the bathroom? It could be contaminated with droplets of urine or, even worse, fecal matter. (Might be the reason toothpaste tastes so shit!

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So, the best solution is for everyone to not only put the seat down but also put the lid down. What else do you think it's for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was it a man you know?

Or a stranger? I'd be bleaching and cleaning the life out of it

British Gas Engineer

Who ended up breaking my boiler on a service and now ive gotta wait til Friday for parts

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Was it a man you know?

Or a stranger? I'd be bleaching and cleaning the life out of it

British Gas Engineer

Who ended up breaking my boiler on a service and now ive gotta wait til Friday for parts "

I get where you're coming from

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Sometimes I'll do a turd so beautiful it's a crime to flush it. ...

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By *lshere77Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Women don't snore either. ..or fart

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Women don't snore either. ..or fart"

True

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women don't snore either. ..or fart"

course we do.. but hows that relevant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men need the seat up, and have learned how to make it so, and never complain when they find it down. Women need it down, have learned how to make it so, and complain bitterly when they have to! Does equality mean men have the right to complain or women have to stop complaining?"

nothing stpping men peeing with the seat down, either learn to aim or sit down, but they choose to put the seat up, leaving it up to pee is not really an option for women so they have to handle the seat before they can pee, lovely! OP said it was a womans home, certainly no reason except lazyness and bad manners for a visiting male to leave it up.

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By *lshere77Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Just saying. ....women have loads more bad habits than men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen women going into the men's loos before. Usually it's because they cannot wait whilst queuing up. Not what you're thinking, but that type of lady does exist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer to sit down; I can finish my chapter in peace that way

Oh how I long for the day I can sit in the loo and read without kids interrupting [sigh]

Me too. It's when they say "what are you doing?"

What do you think I'm doing?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen women going into the men's loos before. Usually it's because they cannot wait whilst queuing up. Not what you're thinking, but that type of lady does exist. "

my sister and I have barred the door of the gents a few times, family days out aswell as pubs, when the queue for the ladies gets silly, especially family days out when there is a line of kids waiting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me giggle... Maybe it was his way of leaving you a momento?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank your lucky stars you have a toilet to worry about seat up or down.

My bathroom consists of a camping loo right now and that's it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women don't snore either. ..or fart"

I do! And I pick my nose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer to sit down; I can finish my chapter in peace that way

Oh how I long for the day I can sit in the loo and read without kids interrupting [sigh]

Me too. It's when they say "what are you doing?"

What do you think I'm doing?!

I don't think ive had a bowel movement to myself in over 19 years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I'll do a turd so beautiful it's a crime to flush it. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't want us to piss on your seat lift it up as you sit on the seat more then us !!!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"What's wrong with leaving it up?"

One of my cats doesn't think to check the lid is down and has jumped into the loo several times.

The seat and lid stay down when not in use here, on pain of pain.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Thank your lucky stars you have a toilet to worry about seat up or down.

My bathroom consists of a camping loo right now and that's it.

Are you not-so-glamping?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Sometimes I'll do a turd so beautiful it's a crime to flush it. ...

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now that's funny

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"my sister and I have barred the door of the gents a few times, family days out aswell as pubs, when the queue for the ladies gets silly, especially family days out when there is a line of kids waiting!

hey im still going for a pee even if your in there

as i aint bothered if your in there having a wee like they do in the unisex toilets that they have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gents if your wanting to use the toilet of a female run household at least have the decency to flush it and return the loo seat back down

Does the opposite apply in a male-run household too? Seat up please ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it that hard to aim btw? never understood why men even have to lift it up.. "

Have you ever tried to urinate with an erection in the morning it's very very hard.......and I don't mean the erection. As for leaving it up, I don't do that, I close the seat and the cover seat. that way things are equal, if I have to lift, so does she haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank your lucky stars you have a toilet to worry about seat up or down.

My bathroom consists of a camping loo right now and that's it.

Are you not-so-glamping?"

Glamping would be amazing right now , at least there would also be a shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey im still going for a pee even if your in there

as i aint bothered if your in there having a wee like they do in the unisex toilets that they have

you wouldn't get past us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with leaving it up?

The fact its my property and it was down before he went.. "

I thought you rented?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it that hard to aim btw? never understood why men even have to lift it up..

Isn't that why windows were invented?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's wrong with leaving it up?

The fact its my property and it was down before he went..

I thought you rented? "

if you wanna be pedantic,, yes its rented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it that hard to aim btw? never understood why men even have to lift it up.. "

I keep the seat down and have a piece of cardboard over my loo seat with a three inch hole in it....just for the challenge of 'expert mode'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If not my house I'd put it back where it was... Generally I'd leave it up as nothing worse than finding the seat covered in piss... Take a knee isn't just for the American Military, one knee, all the golden joy in the pan, quick dab to remove any excess, put away, standup and flush... They should teach this at school... Next Post, toilet brush, know how or just an ornament x

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

"Women use the loo with seat down for peeing and pooing. Men need the seat up for peeing but down for pooing. Therefore, unless it is in an all-male environment, the majority of toilet usage requires the seat to be down.

Hence, it makes more sense for the seat to be left down.

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So, the best solution is for everyone to not only put the seat down but also put the lid down. What else do you think it's for?"

Hell yes, lid down before flush every time.

Not all men have to have the seat up to pee. Sometimes it is easier to just plant ones ass on the seat (such as as night and one cannot be bothered turning the blipping lights on).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Open your eyes?

why not just have the decency to return things to how they were? "

Both the seat and lid should be down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What, flush as well?

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